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July 07, 2005

For Our British Friends

This is not to be callous in light of the horrors that happened today in London, but I thought our British friends could use as many gestures of support as possible. If you want to read further, check the extended entry and feel free to add anything to the list that you like.

Bangers! FUCK YEAH!

Mash! FUCK YEAH!

Goofy hats! FUCK YEAH!

The Queen! FUCK YEAH!

Boddingtons! FUCK YEAH!

The MI-5! FUCK YEAH!

Monty Python! FUCK YEAH!

Blood pudding! ER...fuck yeah!

Mad Cows! FUCK YEAH!

Scotland! FUCK YEAH!

The Royal Navy! FUCK YEAH!

The Beatles! FUCK YEAH!

PG Tips! FUCK YEAH!

Page Three Girls! FUCK YEAH!

Black taxis! FUCK YEAH!

Beefeaters! FUCK YEAH!

The Union Jack! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by Emily at July 7, 2005 09:53 AM | TrackBack (42) |
Comments

To echo Dave's beautiful choice of post below, I have to add:

Shakespeare! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:02 AM

Churchill! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 10:04 AM

For all my criticism of him and slavish devotion to the Tory Party, this is when I'll say: Tony Blair! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 10:07 AM

Douglas Adams! FUCK YEAH!

Fox hunting! FUCK YEAH!

Hugh Grant! Er...fuck yeah!

Alistair Cooke! FUCK YEAH!

Those two fat English ladies who used to have that cooking show where they taught you how to make disgusting food! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:11 AM

"Mind the gap"! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 10:20 AM

Rowan Atkinson! Fuck Yeah!

Benny Hill! Fuck Yeah!

John Cleese! Fuck Yeah!

Graham Chapman! Fuck Yeah!

Eric Idle! Fuck Yeah!

Tim Curry!! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 10:20 AM

David Beckham! FUCK YEAH!

Edward Heath! FUCK YEAH!

Prince Harry! FUCK YEAH!

Newcastle! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:23 AM

Edward Heath? I don't know if I personally would go quite THAT far. ;-) His old intraparty rival, OTOH...

Margaret Thatcher! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 10:31 AM

Everything British short of unmitigated evil is FUCK YEAH! today, Dave.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:33 AM

Ian Flemming!! FUCK YEAH!!

Occam! FUCK YEAH!!

Thomas Hobbes! FUCK YEAH!!

Bertrand Russell! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 10:40 AM

Yorkshire Pudding! FUCK YEAH!

Wellington! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 10:40 AM

Um, Emily, Heath is one thing but I think Guy Fawkes is a poor choice.

You're right, Ken. Duly noted and edited with a slightly less offensive famous Brit, given the occassion - E.

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 10:42 AM

Whitehall! FUCK YEAH!

The River Thames! FUCK YEAH!

C.S. Lewis! FUCK YEAH!

The Isle of Wight! FUCK YEAH!

Manchester United! FUCK YEAH!

The Full Monty! FUCK YEAH!

Clive Owen! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:43 AM

Bernard Cornwell! FUCK YEAH!

Kicking French butt over and over and over! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 10:46 AM

Extremely long land wars in Asia! Fuck Yeah!

Guy Ritchie (but not Madonna)! Fuck Yeah!

Jason Statham! Fuck Yeah!

Everybody else in Guy Ritchie movies! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 10:53 AM

Driving on the wrong side of the road! FUCK YEAH!
Greasy fish dripping through a newspaper! FUCK YEAH!
Page Three! FUCK YEAH!
Alfred Hitchcock! FUCK YEAH!
Eric Clapton! FUCK YEAH!
Going to see Mark Knopfler Tonight in London,ON! FUCK YEAH!
Crabtree and Evelyn! FUCK YEAH!
Shortbread from Marks and Spencer! FUCK YEAH!
Rudyard Kipling! FUCK YEAH!
Lord Stanley and his Cup given to Canada! FUCK YEAH!
Tweed with patches on the elbows! FUCK YEAH!
And The Magan Carta! BIG FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave at July 7, 2005 11:06 AM

Thomas More,
GK Chesterton,
James Bond,
Sherlock Holmes,
Premier League footie and Badgers Badgers Badgers,
The RAF,
Sliproads and roundabouts,
Earl Grey, hot,
and Dangermouse!
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Nightfly at July 7, 2005 11:11 AM

Crazed soccer hooligans! FUCK YEAH!

Beefeaters! FUCK YEAH!

Roger Bannister! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 11:15 AM

Oooh, Dangermouse. Good one.

Not to derail our chain of thought too much here, but when I was a kid, Nickelodeon was like PBS for kids, in a way. There was a lot of culture. What happened?

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 11:16 AM

P.G. Wodehouse! FUCK YEAH!

Barbara Woodhouse! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 11:17 AM

I already said Beefeaters, Ken. Keep up, man.

Cullen - I haven't watched Nickelodeon in over a decade. I have no idea.

Spinal Tap! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:18 AM

Hey. Spinal Tap isn't fair. If you say Spinal Tap!Fuck Yeah! You might as well say,

America! Fuck Yeah!

But that's okay.

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 11:25 AM

How so? They were England's loudest band!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:28 AM

Professor Norm! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:31 AM

England's fictional loudest band. They are English in that they were spawned in America which was spawned by England. You could get schizophrenic on this I'm sure.

But David Guest absolutely pwns! so I'll second the Fuck Yeah!

I can't believe I forgot:

DOCTOR WHO!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 11:35 AM

Arthur Dent! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:36 AM

David Guest? I think you mean Christopher Guest, who, while born in NYC, as the 5th Baron Haden-Guest of Saling, is about as British as one gets.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 11:38 AM

Yes. Christopher "And this is my beach ball collection" Guest. Sorry about that. Was not aware of the 5th Baron etc. stuff. Learn something new every day.

Well then, learning something new!! Fuck Yeah!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 11:44 AM

Dave - and it helps that Count Rugen, the six-fingered man, looks like Shakespeare's Evil Twin.

Cullen - a little bit of a comeback for Nickelodeon; my cousins keep me informed. Nice call on Dr. Who. I'd like to add: Guinness! Fuck Yeah! Bulldogs! Fuck Yeah! The Duke of Wellington! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Nightfly at July 7, 2005 11:48 AM

I like Beefeaters. I have family that raises beef.

Roll Royce! FUCK YEAH!

Bentley! FUCK YEAH!

Jagua...never mind.

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 11:49 AM

Guinness is Irish....but what the hell...

Ireland! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:50 AM

Ken,
Let's try it phonetically:

Jag-ooo-war! FUCK YEAH! (Especially if you're a mechanic!)

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:51 AM

"Especially if you're a mechanic"

Yeah, that's why I didn't finish the thought.

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 11:53 AM

I must emphatically second the Rolls Royce FUCK YEAH!!

They make the engines for the Harriers with wich the RAF and our Marines deal much death. FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 11:53 AM

Yes, Cullen, Christopher Guest does not use his title professionally, but he regularly attended sessions of the House of Lords until Blair kicked out most of the hereditaries.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 12:00 PM

They also made engines for the greatest fighter of the pre-jet era. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 12:01 PM

Alexander Fleming! FUCK YEAH!

The East India Company! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:07 PM

Pinky & Perky! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lennie at July 7, 2005 12:07 PM

Chips and malt vinegar! FUCK YEAH!

Harry Potter! FUCK YEAH!

W.H. Auden! FUCK YEAH!

Bob Hope! FUCK YEAH! (he was born there, after all)

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 12:08 PM

Wallace and Gromit! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:10 PM

We had Scotland, but what about:

Wales! FUCK YEAH
Northern Ireland! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 7, 2005 12:11 PM

Then I guess we'd best also add:

England! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:13 PM

Dorky wigs! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:14 PM

Taxation without representation! Fuck ... er, um.

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 12:16 PM

J.K. Rowling! FUCK YEAH!

Charlotte Church! FUCK YEAH!

Punting on the Thames! FUCK YEAH!

Medallioned walking tour guides! FUCK YEAH!

Jennifer Saunders! FUCK YEAH!

The Young 1s! FUCK YEAH!

Keira Knightley! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Hall at July 7, 2005 12:20 PM

and--

Hampton Court Palace! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Hall at July 7, 2005 12:20 PM

oh, and

Doc Martens! FUCK YEAH!

I'm done now.

Posted by: Ken Hall at July 7, 2005 12:21 PM

The Clash! Fuck Yeah!
The Sex Pistols! Fuck Yeah!
The Damned! Fuck Yeah!
Charged GBH! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 12:24 PM

Ken,
Continue as much as you like.

Oasis! FUCK YEAH!

Wembley Stadium! FUCK YEAH!

Mary Poppins! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:24 PM

You reminded me, Cullen!

Stiff Little Fingers! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:25 PM

I'll second the Keira Knightley: FUCK YEAH!

And in an entirely different spirit, add Lord Nelson! FUCK YEAH!

Bernard Cornwell, FUCK YEAH

Richard Sharpe, FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 7, 2005 12:26 PM

Richard Curtis!

Dawn French!

John Hannah! (Oh, wait. He's Scottish, does that count?)

Matthew MacFadyen! (from Snoops or in the US, MI5)

The Cast of Coupling!

Trinny and Susannah!

(I'm thinking I watch too much BBC-America)

Posted by: Lisa at July 7, 2005 12:29 PM

A bunch of influential British guitarists, including:

Albert Lee, Jeff Beck, Ritchie Blackmore, Phil Collen, David Gilmour, George Harrison, Steve Howe, Brian May, Jimmy Page

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 12:35 PM

The Giant's Causeway! FUCK YEAH!

Hadrian's Wall! FUCK YEAH!

That little sign near my sister's ex-boyfriend's grandma's house in England that reads "THIS SIGN HAS BEEN ERECTED FOR THE PUBLIC SAFETY" though there is no readily apparent danger nearby! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 12:38 PM

Jane Austin! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 12:56 PM

Of course the Scots counts, Lisa: they're British. Hell, they run the UK: Tony Blair and Gordon Brown are both Scots, even though Blair's seat in the Commons is for the English constituency of Sedgefield.

Ken, I just caught an old episode of The Young 1s a couple of days ago and practically died laughing: you cannot fully grasp Britain in the 80's without that show.

Oh, and Keira Knightley! FUCK YEAH! (can't be repeated enough)

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 01:00 PM

Pink Floyd! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 01:05 PM

You know, I finally got my hands on The Jacket (my effing video store only got 3 effing copies of it and I only just got a copy) and can't wait to watch it. All this talk of Ms. Knightly, think I'm gonna have to rewatch King Arthur soon.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 01:06 PM

William Thackeray! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 01:10 PM

(Bingley, you BASTARD!! It was my turn to say Jane Austin, shit for brains, since you always get to say 'Jane Autin'. Shit for brains BASTARD.)

Horatio Hornblower! FUCK YEAH!!

The Secret Garden! FUCK YEAH!!

Hugh Grant (had to hear it again)! FUCK YEAH!!

Freddy Laker! FUCK YEAH!!

Sir Robert Morley! FUCK YEAH!!

Arthur Conan Doyle and Edgar Rice Burroughs! OH FUCK!! FUCK YEAH!!

Judy Dench! FUCK YEAH!!

The Black Watch! FUCK YEAH!!

Kilts! FUCK YEAH!!

(Brilliant idea from you guys? FUCK YEAH!!)


Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 7, 2005 01:13 PM

Red Devils! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 01:19 PM

Lewis Carroll! FUCK YEAH!

This is from memory, BTW:

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Beware the Jabberwock, my son:
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jub-Jub Bird
And shun the frumious Bandersnatch!

He took his vorbal sword in hand,
Longtime the manxome foe he sought,
Then rested he, by the tum-tum tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Cme whiffling through the tulgy wood
And burbled as it came!

One-two, one-two!
And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.

And has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjuous day! Calloo callay!
He chortled in his joy.

Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
Did gyre and gimble in the wabe.
All mimsy were the borogoves
And the mome raths outgrabe.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 01:19 PM

Speulling with manuy extrau U's! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 01:21 PM

To completely paraphrase (read: desecrate) Monty Python: And there was much Fuck Yeah-ing.

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 01:23 PM

Strange accents! FUCK YEAH!

Crumpets! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 01:24 PM

Gin and Tonics! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 01:24 PM

Lyle's Golden Syrup! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 7, 2005 01:24 PM

Cullen,
May a thousand "FUCK YEAHS!" bloom!

Worcester sauce! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 01:27 PM

Apocryphal though it may be, the story behind British vs. American spelling is that Samuel Johnson wanted English to look more French and Noah Webster wanted it to look more German.

Samuel Johnson! FUCK YEAH! Especially as played by Robbie Coltrane on Blackadder:

DOCTOR JOHNSON: This book, sir, contains every word in our beloved language!
PRINCE GEORGE (Hugh Laurie): Hmmm.
BLACKADDER (Rowan Atkinson): Every single one, sir?
JOHNSON: Every single word, sir!
BLACKADDER: Oh. Well, in that case, sir, I hope you will not object if I also offer the Doctor my most enthusiastic contrafibularities.
JOHNSON: What?!
BLACKADDER: Contrafibularities, sir? It is a common word, down our way.
JOHNSON: Damn! [scribbles in his book.]
BLACKADDER: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I'm andyspeptic, transmotic, even compunctuous to have caused you such pericombobulation.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 01:28 PM

Crumpets with lemon curd and tea! FUCK YEAH!

Dead parrots pining for the fjords! FUCK YEAH!

Awesome spoof spots! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 01:34 PM

Oh!

Colin Firth! FUUUUUUCK YEAH!

Hugh Laurie! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 01:35 PM

Colin Firth! FUCK YEAH!

Colin Firth! FUCK YEAH!

Colin Firth! FUCK YEAH!

Colin Firth! FUCK YEAH!

Oops, sorry, got caught in the loopy day dream...

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 01:41 PM

And how could I possibly have forgotten this one?

DYLAN THOMAS! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 01:52 PM

I have a cunning plan! FUCK YEAH!

The Imperial War Museum (time to start planning a new installation)! FUCK YEAH!

High tea! FUCK YEAH!

The ploughman's plate! FUCK YEAH!

The Buzzcocks! FUCK YEAH!

The Who! FUCK YEAH!

The Kinks! FUCK YEAH!

Sir Edward Pellew! FUCK YEAH!

Lord Acton! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Hall at July 7, 2005 01:54 PM

Shagging! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lennie at July 7, 2005 02:01 PM

Cadbury's! FUCK YEAH!

The Magna Carta! FUCK YEAH!

Cars with steering wheels on the wrong side! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 02:04 PM

The food halls at Harrod's! [drool] FUCK YEAH!

Better Indian food than India! FUCK YEAH!

Finally getting rid of stupid early closing times for pubs! FUCK YEAH!

Openly biased newspapers! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 02:34 PM

I think Lennie takes top honors.

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 02:50 PM

As long as there's lots of snogging! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 03:32 PM

Smoking fags! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 03:35 PM

Tolkien! FUCK YEAH!

Trafalgar Square! FUCK YEAH!

Pound coins! FUCK YEAH!

Christopher Marlowe! FUCK YEAH!

Calling fries "chips"! FUCK YEAH!

Eddie Izzard! FUCK YEAH!

Alfred Hitchcock! FUCK YEAH!

Spice Girls! FU--wait, what?!?

Posted by: Dave at July 7, 2005 03:51 PM

Tolkien! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Liam at July 7, 2005 03:52 PM

Ken,

Thanks. Does top honors include a case of Mr. Brain's Faggots? Because if it does, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lennie at July 7, 2005 03:52 PM

PM's Question Time! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 04:00 PM

The House of Commons! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:01 PM

Calling chips "crisps"! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:03 PM

I can't believe I'm saying this, but...the BBC! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 04:05 PM

I further can't believe I forgot,

Simon Bisley!! FUCK YEAH!!

And there's nothing wrong with the BBC, they gave us Doctor Who.

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 04:09 PM

AND Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:12 PM

Cullen, there's plenty wrong with the BBC, but that's a subject for another time.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 04:22 PM

Led Zeppelin! FUCK YEAH!!
Radiohead! FUCK YEAH!!
The Verve! FUCK YEAH!!
Stereophonics! FUCK YEAH!!
Franz Ferdinand! FUCK YEAH!!
Spiritualized! FUCK YEAH!!
Coldplay! FUCK YEAH!!
Embrace! FUCK YEAH!!
Doves! FUCK YEAH!!
Starsailor! FUCK YEAH!!
Keane! FUCK YEAH!!

All Brit Rock! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Jeff at July 7, 2005 04:23 PM

Dave,
We'll have to have this discussion in a "What's wrong with the BBC?" sometime. As for now, reviving Doctor Who means a lot of forgiveness in my book.

AND, Peter Sellers!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 04:26 PM

Lennie, I don't know what Mr. Brain's Faggots are, but I trust it's a British term with an entirely different meaning from our usage (much like Emily's use of the phrase "smoking fags", which is a hate crime here).

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 04:31 PM

Depends on how you are defining "smoke" in this instance, Ken.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:37 PM

Abbey Road! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 7, 2005 04:38 PM

Christmas crackers! FUCK YEAH!

Boxing Day! FUCK YEAH!

British Pounds! FUCK YEAH!

Bacon Butty! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:41 PM

Okay, I am going home to drink British alcohol now, but if this thread isn't well past 100 by the time I return tomorrow, I am going to be *very* disappointed in all of you.

Love,

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 04:56 PM

Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards! FUCK YEAH!

Double Devon Cream! FUCK YEAH!

Greenwich Mean Time! FUCK YEAH!

And I, too, will be hoisting a pint (or five) tonight. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 05:03 PM

The Official Raving Monster Loony Party! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 05:04 PM

Post #100! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 05:05 PM

Wensleydale! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 7, 2005 05:13 PM

Working a second late-night job!! Fuck Yeah!!

No, wait. That's me.

Oh, well then ...

British Stoicism!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 05:22 PM

Righto, Cullen. Keeping a stiff upper lip! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 7, 2005 05:52 PM

How could we forget . . .

THE 2012 OLYMPICS! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 05:59 PM

England's cricketers, for playing on despite everything and beating the Aussies by nine FUCK YEAH! wickets today!

Posted by: Geoff Arnold at July 7, 2005 05:59 PM

A link from Andrew Sullivan! FUCK YEAH!

(He's British, right? The Dave that posted at 11:06 was singled out as "the money quote." You guys rule.)

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 06:00 PM

Fish and chips in Whitby?
With mushy peas, no less?

FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Rosemarie at July 7, 2005 06:09 PM

Wimbledon! FUCK YEAH!
The Royal Family! FUCK YEAH!
Prince Charles (and his ears)! FUCK YEAH!
Big Ben! FUCK YEAH!
Scotland Yard! FUCK YEAH!
Cambridge! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: JJ at July 7, 2005 06:12 PM

Fish and chips anywhere with yummy malt vinegar! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 06:14 PM

Before I forget,

Slugger O'Toole! FUCK YEAH!

Harry's Place! FUCK YEAH!

The Portadown News! FUCK YEAH!

Hammer and Tongs! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 06:21 PM

Taking the piss! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: AP at July 7, 2005 06:21 PM

Sully doesn't have trackbacks? I thought with all those huge fundraisers for "bandwidth" he could afford that sort of thing.

Oh well: Andrew Sullivan! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 06:23 PM

Oh, and I really do simply love the way malt vinegar affects fries...er, chips. Soggy, yes, but in a good way. And with lots of salt, too, of course.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 06:26 PM

Tonight: Bombay Sapphire gin on ice with lime! FUCK YEAH!

Tomorrow morning: Bombay Sapphire gin on ice with lime! FUCK ME!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 06:26 PM

Neil Gaiman! FUCK YEAH!
The Common Law Tradition! FUCK YEAH!
Geoffrey Chaucer! FUCK YEAH
The Jam! FUCK YEAH!
The Wilton Diptych! FUCK YEAH!
Withnail and I! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: BB at July 7, 2005 06:27 PM

Liz Hurley! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: John at July 7, 2005 06:29 PM

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall - fuck yeah

Posted by: montdlaw at July 7, 2005 06:29 PM

Thom Yorke! FUCK YEAH!
Cant be bothered! FUCK YEAH!
Heinz Baked Beans! FUCK YEAH!
Sunday Roast! FUCK YEAH!
Bognor Regis! FUCK YEAH!
Bloody Wankers! FUCK YEAH!
Pints of Brains! FUCK YEAH!
Scampi Chips! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: L-dog at July 7, 2005 06:30 PM

Oooh, I second "Liz Hurley! FUCK YEAH!"

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 06:30 PM

King Richard the Lionheart-Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Eric at July 7, 2005 06:32 PM

George Orwell! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Porco Rosso at July 7, 2005 06:38 PM

Dr. Who! FUCK YEAH!
Jo Guest! Page 3! FUCK YEAH!
Syd Barret! Fuck Yeah!
Mary Shelly! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tim at July 7, 2005 06:39 PM

Marmite! Fuck Yeah!

Punting! Fuck Yeah!

Warm Beer! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Paul H at July 7, 2005 06:39 PM

Paul H,
I must warn you that the topic of beer is considered nearly religious in this place. While we accept the sick, disgusting, mind-blowing, curious habit of other cultures who engage in the fucked up practice of drinking beer warm, it is only during the discussion of this day that we will allow the subject to be breached on this space.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 06:47 PM

William Tyndale, hero for the ages

Posted by: John Hall at July 7, 2005 06:48 PM

Haggis. FUCK OUI!

Posted by: troqua at July 7, 2005 06:56 PM

The Great Bed of Ware! Fuck YEAH!
The British Library! Fuck YEAH!
Hadrian's Wall! Fuck YEAH!
Morris Dancing! Fuck YEAH!
Coventina's Well! Fuck YEAH!

Posted by: Kiwi Carlisle at July 7, 2005 06:57 PM

St. Patrick AMEN
Thomas More AMEN
The Thin Red Line FUCK YEAH
Isaac Newton FUCK YEAH
Charles Darwin FUCK YEAH
Stephen Hawking FUCK YEAH
Watson & Crick FUCK YEAH
John Locke FUCK YEAH
J.S. & Jas. Mill FUCK YEAH
Russel & Whitehead FUCK YEAH
the BEF FUCK YEAH
the Royal Navy & Marines FUCK YEAH
every British Regiment (past & present) FUCK YEAH
the Red Duster FUCK YEAH
Edward Elgar FUCK YEAH
Thomas Tallis FUCK YEAH
John Wesley AMEN
R Vaughn-Williams FUCK YEAH

Posted by: john at July 7, 2005 06:59 PM

Discworld! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Acksiom at July 7, 2005 07:01 PM

If John mentions the Red Duster, then I'll add, the White Ensign! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:02 PM

Dammit I am SO late to the party - but this is genius, and I'm almost in tears.

Clive Owen. FUCK YEAH
Jane Austen FUCK YEAH (oops, you hate her, right, Emily??)
Kate Winslet FUCK YEAH
Rubber Soul FUCK YEAH
Charlotte Bronte FUCK YEAH
Geoffrey Chaucer FUCK YEAH
Eddie Izzard FUCK YEAH
Alex Guinness FUCK YEAH

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:04 PM

John Lennon, Sandy Denny,Gary Oldman,Richard Butler, Martin Amis, Andrew Sullivan and Peter O'Toole...FUCKin' A YEAH !!!!

Posted by: Diane Snyder at July 7, 2005 07:04 PM

Dave, really ~ Liz Hurley?! Fucked Up!!

Stilton! FUCK YEAH!!

The Original Bingley! FUCK YEAH!
wait..

Posted by: tree hugging sister at July 7, 2005 07:04 PM

Oh wait and I MUST add one more:

Question time FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:05 PM

John Milton! FUCK YEAH!

Steeleye Span! FUCK YEAH!

Bass Ale! FUCK YEAH!

Shakespeare's Globe! FUCK YEAH!

Edmund Spenser! FUCK YEAH! (I never thought I'd ever say that. Fuck yeah.)

Kenneth Branagh! FUCK YEAH!

Mark Rylance! FUCK YEAH!

Sam West! FUCK YEAH!

Benjamin Britten! FUCK YEAH!

The RSC! FUCK YEAH!

Shakespeare got a FUCK YEAH but he deserves another one. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lea at July 7, 2005 07:07 PM

The Bay City Rollers! HELL FUCKIN' YEAH

Posted by: TS at July 7, 2005 07:12 PM

Wondering around Bath on a sunny day - Fuck Yeah!
Wondering around London on a rainy day - Fuck Yeah!
Hob Nob biscuits - Fuck Yeah!
Bourbon biscuits - Fuck Yeah!
Having an aggressive press - Fuck'n A Yeah!
Douglas Adams - Fuck Yeah!
60s British music invasion - Fuck Yeah!
Watching performers at Covent Gardens - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Elizabeth at July 7, 2005 07:12 PM

Emily, you are a true treasure for starting this. I mean that from the bottom of my heart.

Edmund Kean. FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:13 PM

Terry Pratchet! FUCK YEAH!
John Locke! FUCK YEAH!
Billion = Trillion! FUCK YEAH!
Aldous Huxley! FUCK YEAH
H. G. Wells! FUCK YEAH
The Ecomomist! FUCK YEAH!
Surrendering at York... er, founding America in the first place! FUCK YEAH! (Out of line, but I couldn't resist.)
Oh, and of course, Founding Canada! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Chris Hallquist at July 7, 2005 07:14 PM

Stonehenge: Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: mike at July 7, 2005 07:15 PM

SAS!
Longbow! (the weapon, not the helicopter)
Merlin!
(American created but British characters):
Spike!
Giles!
FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Josh at July 7, 2005 07:17 PM

Crystal Palace Football Club! FUCK YEAH!
Lilly the Pink! FUCK YEAH!
Biggles of the Interpol! FUCK YEAH!
Sherlock Holmes! FUCK YEAH!
Bateman's Victory Ale! FUCK YEAH!
Red Dwarf! FUCK YEAH!
School Milk! FUCK YEAH!
Rounders! FUCK YEAH!
Toad in the Hole! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: lost in texas at July 7, 2005 07:17 PM

"Emily, you are a true treasure for starting this. I mean that from the bottom of my heart."

Sheila, that means more to me than the Sullivan link. I hope you KNOW this.

For you and a handful of other friends, I give the only "FUCK NO" allowed:

Oliver Cromwell.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 07:18 PM

john henry bonham! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: steve elshoff at July 7, 2005 07:19 PM

hahaha Thank God you have my back.

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:20 PM

Sheila, I put Question Time on there up there somewhere already, but there's no real problem with repeats. And it's Alec Guiness, with a "c" at the end. :-p

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:20 PM

Pubs in Parlament... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: William R. Barker at July 7, 2005 07:20 PM

Oh my God, how could I forget THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE OF ALL???

Archie Leach aka Cary Grant FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:20 PM

As a Jew I was in fact tempted to give a Fuck Yeah! to Cromwell, but knew better not to.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:20 PM

Curry sauce or Vinegar on chips FUCK YEAH
Oxford town FUCK YEAH specificaly Magdalene College Man that place is beautiful

Posted by: bobo at July 7, 2005 07:21 PM

Shit, Dave J - I didn't read all of them when I added my own. Come on now.


Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:23 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox - he's just this guy, you know? Fuck Yeah!

Thank you Arthur Dent. :)

Posted by: weboy at July 7, 2005 07:24 PM

The Cure! FUCK YEAH!

The Smiths! FUCK YEAH!

Nick Hornby! FUCK YEAH!

Union Jack! FUCK YEAH!

Oscar Wilde! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rach at July 7, 2005 07:25 PM

Ian McEwan - FUCK YEAH!
Joan Fontaine - FUCK YEAH!
Samuel Pepys - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:25 PM

Evelyn Waugh, fuck yeah!
Alec Guinness, fuck yeah!
G.K. Chesterton, fuck yeah!
Kingsley Amis, fuck yeah!
Martin Amis, fuck yeah!
The Inklings, fuck yeah!
Boswell and Johnson, fuck and fuck yeah!
T.H. White, fuck yeah!
J.M. Barrie, C.S. Lewis, Kenneth Grahame, E. Nesbit, Beatrix Potter, Charles Kingsley, George McDonald, A.A. Milne, J.K. Rowling, etc., fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck, etc., yeah!

Posted by: Roman at July 7, 2005 07:26 PM

The very IDEAS of pubs in Congress: oh hell yes, but what's with the fucking anti-fun squad.

More importantly, why am I fucking around on the internet at this hour?

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 07:26 PM

How could I miss these, today most of all?

Double-decker buses! FUCK YEAH!

The Tube! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:26 PM

Michael Gambon - FUCK YEAH
Helen Mirren - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:27 PM

"The very IDEAS of pubs in Congress: oh hell yes..."

There ARE places to get a drink in the Capitol and the congressional office buildings, but even most of the staffers (let alone the public) don't know where they are, nor would they be let in if they did, unlike the pubs in the Palace of Westminster.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:29 PM

Vivien Leigh - FUCK YEAH!
William Wordsworth - FUCK YEAH!
Milton - FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:31 PM

Roman,
THE INKLINGS. THE INKLINGS. DO I SENSE ANY FELLOW FANS OUT THERE?

(I'm not doing this on purpose by the way. My caps lock is stuck. I have a very tired pinkie.)

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 07:31 PM

The Rolling Stones! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: d-rod at July 7, 2005 07:34 PM

Ted Hughes - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:35 PM

David Bowie! FUCK YEAH!

PJ Harvey! FUCK YEAH!

Philip Larkin! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rach at July 7, 2005 07:35 PM

Free Republic American site Fuck yeah
Twinings tea Fuck yeah

Queen Betty HELL YEAH

Tony Blair we Americans on other side of the pond got your back

Ozzy Osbourne Fucking Prince of Darkness

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 07:35 PM

TS Eliot - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:39 PM

And also particularly appropriate to today:

The Metropolitan Police! FUCK YEAH!

The London Fire Brigade! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 07:40 PM

A pint or ten of Dogbolter at the Ferret & Firkin in Chelsea. God, my head is still spinning. FUCK YEAH!

Tom Baker fighting Daleks, which, much like Al Qaeda, never really stood a chance against determined Brits. FUCK YEAH!

The Supermarine Spitfire and Hawker Hurricane. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Eric at July 7, 2005 07:40 PM

Masterpiece theatre Fuck yeah
Mystery Fuck yeah

Sky news Fuck yeah
Rupert Murdoch Double fuck yeah

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 07:42 PM

Hayley Mills FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 07:43 PM

THE AVENGERS with Mrs Emma Peel FUCK YEAH


ITN World news Fuck yeah
CS Lewis Fuck yeah

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 07:45 PM

The terrorists (like the Nazis and militaristic Japanese before them) have made a fatal mistake.

Those of us in the Anglosphere are NOT like Zeropeans. While we might come across as a lazy, self-indulgent, self-absorbed people when we are hit we hit back harder! Fuck Yeah!

We will not back down. Fuck Yeah!

We will not give up. Fuck yeah!

THE ANGLOSPHERE WILL PREVAIL!!!! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Charles at July 7, 2005 07:47 PM

Queen Betty Corgis Fuck yeah
Lord Louis Mountbatten aka Uncle Dickie HELL YEAH
Lady Maggie Thatcher FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 07:47 PM

Andrew Marvell! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 07:52 PM

The Faerie Queene! FUCK YEAH!
Queen! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 07:54 PM

Iron Maiden -- FUCK YEAH!!!
Adam Smith -- FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ed at July 7, 2005 07:54 PM

Mary Wroth! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 07:56 PM

Led Zeppelin FUCK YEAH
Jeff Beck Fuck yeah
Jimmy Page DOUBLE FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 07:56 PM

Austin Powers: FUCK YEAH!

Keith Richards: FUCK YEAH!

The King James Bible: HECK YEAH!

:-D

Posted by: Chris at July 7, 2005 07:56 PM

Cats!

somebody else do it...

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 07:57 PM

Basil Brush FUCK YEAH!
Bill and Ben FUCK YEAH!
Andy Pandy FUCK YEAH!
Play School FUCK YEAH!
Jackanory FUCK YEAH!
Children's Hour in the 1970s FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Craig-H at July 7, 2005 07:57 PM

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 7, 2005 07:59 PM

Adam Smith FUCK YEAH
Edinburgh Festival FUCK YEAH
David Hume FUCK YEAH
Manchester FUCK YEAH
London FUCK YEAH
Thatcher and Blair FUCK YEAH

Posted by: donald at July 7, 2005 08:00 PM

Alistair Cooke - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:00 PM

Peter Sellers Fuck yeah
Michael Caine Fuck yeah

ORIGINAL James Bonds Sean MR Sean Connery FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:01 PM

Ladbroke Grove! FUCK YEAH!
Portobello Road! FUCK YEAH!
White Man in Hammersmith Palais! FUCK YEAH!
Pimms! FUCK YEAH!
Darts! FUCK YEAH!
Stilton Cheese! FUCK YEAH!
Keeley Hazell! FUCK YEAH!
Patsy Kensit! FUCK YEAH!
Best Beer on the face of the planet! FUCK YEAH!
Michelle Marsh! FUCK YEAH!
Stone Roses! FUCK YEAH!
Transvision Vamp! FUCK YEAH!
All Saints! FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Sean at July 7, 2005 08:02 PM

Duran Duran - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:02 PM

Original Mary Poppins aka Julia Andrews FUCK YEAH

Angela Lansbury aka Mrs Jessica Fletcher FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:03 PM

Kelly, he's actually SIR, not MR Sean Connery now, so...

Knighthood for celebrities! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 08:03 PM

PINK FLOYD FUCK YEAH
Syd Barrett FUCK YEAH

Osbournes FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:04 PM

Oh Okay

I SEE
Well how about this
SIR PAUL McCarthny FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:05 PM

King Henry the Eighth FUCK YEAH

King Henry the Second FUCK YEAH and his wife Elendor of Atriedes FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:06 PM

Christian Bale FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:07 PM

Single Malt Scotch FUCK YEAH

(Hey, Scotland's in Britain, last I checked!)

Posted by: Jeff Fecke at July 7, 2005 08:07 PM

OHH Galleger Brothers of Oasis FUCK YEAH

Send them to whetever country that terrorists are in trust me they be beginning surrendering

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:08 PM

Those Red Double decker Buses FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:08 PM

hairy armpits - fuck yeah
crooked teeth - fuck yeah

Posted by: Joe at July 7, 2005 08:09 PM

Elendor of Atreides? Any relation to Paul "My Name is a Killing Word" Muad'Dib Atreides? ;-)

Eleanor of Aquitaine! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 08:09 PM

Sheila,
I'm so fucking drunk, on this great English alcohol...how many of my Irish friends would forgive:

Bloody Sunday! FUCK YEAH!

The good ones will. The good ones won't.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 08:09 PM

For the Trekkies on board

Patrick Stewart aka Jean Luc Picard FUCK YEAH

DUH he is Shakepeare actor

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:10 PM

200 comments! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 08:11 PM

hahaha yeah, that one could go either way.

Christopher Marlowe - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:12 PM

Chips and curry ... FUCK YEAH

Posted by: kevin at July 7, 2005 08:13 PM

Christopher Lambert aka original Highlander FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:14 PM

Emmy Rossum! FUCK YEAH!
JG Ballard! FUCK YEAH!
Large Bosoms! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 7, 2005 08:15 PM

Cliff Richard you going say WHAT THE FUCK LOL!

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:15 PM

Eurythmics FUCK YEAH

Sweet Dream are made of this FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:16 PM

How about this

YOUNG ONES FUCK YEAH

Patsy Stone FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:17 PM

The word "snog"- FUCK YEAH!
Kate Bush- FUCK YEAH!
John Milton- FUCK YEAH!
T.E. Lawrence- FUCK YEAH!

TERRY PRATCHETT- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Widget at July 7, 2005 08:18 PM

Western Civilization - Fuck Yeah!
All my ancestors - Fuck Yeah!
Ian Fleming - Fuck Yeah!
Bad teeth - Fuck Yeah!
Tony Blair - Fuck Yeah!
Winston Churchill - Fuck Yeah!
Fish & Chips w/Vinegar - Fuck Yeah!
James Joyce - Fuck Yeah!
Virginia Woolf - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Doug Seaman at July 7, 2005 08:18 PM

Black Sabbath FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:19 PM

DAMIAN LEWIS
JULIET STEVENSON
DANIEL DAY LEWIS
ALAN RICKMAN
FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: beano at July 7, 2005 08:20 PM

Henry breaking the Cathoic church stance in UK to form Church of England FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:20 PM

Steven Rea of the Crying Game WHAT THE FUCK you didn't it was a dude LOL!

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:21 PM

Daniel Day Lewis is Irish. James Joyce is Irish.

Are You Being Served? - FUCK YEAH!!
Absolutely Fabulous - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:22 PM

Prime Suspect FUCK YEAH

Cracker BRIT VERSION FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:22 PM

Dame Diana Rigg! FUCK YEAH!
The Avengers! FUCK YEAH!
Steed and Mrs Peel! FUCK YEAH!
Danger Man! FUCK YEAH!
The Prisoner! FUCK YEAH!
The Saint! FUCK YEAH!
Are You Being Served?! FUCK YEAH!
Keeping Up Appearances! FUCK YEAH!
Ralph Vaughan Williams! FUCK YEAH!
Edward Elgar! FUCK YEAH!
Benjamin Britten! FUCK YEAH!
William Walton! FUCK YEAH!
Malcolm Arnold! FUCK YEAH!
St George! FUCK YEAH!

The United Fucking Kingdom!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: robbie at July 7, 2005 08:22 PM

Lady Di (rip)
Fuck Yeah!!!

Posted by: matt at July 7, 2005 08:22 PM

Oh and please - here is a total guilty pleasure:

Robbie Williams - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:26 PM

How about this for American viewers THE Equalizer aka Edward Woodward FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 08:28 PM

Sheila,
Thanks for pointing those out. I'm too drunk on English liquor to manage otherwise. I'm checking out.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 08:29 PM

There were only half as many messages an hour ago.

The Office! FUCK YEAH!
The Hot Chicks from Coupling! FUCK YEAH!
The Spitfire! FUCK YEAH!
HMS Nelson and Rodney? Fuck yeah? eh.
Carrier Aviation! FUCK YEAH!
The Composite Bow! FUCK YEAH!
The British Square! FUCK YEAH!
Beating Napoleon! FUCK YEAH!
Subways! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 7, 2005 08:29 PM

Okay, somebody please finally tell me who the fuck Robbie Williams is?

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 08:30 PM

Oh yeah...The Lord of the Rings! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 7, 2005 08:31 PM

Sorry Charlie.
Daniel Day Lewis was born in London, England.

Posted by: Beano at July 7, 2005 08:31 PM

He was in the British equivalent of a Backstreet Boys - a boy band - and he has now "gone solo" and he's a total bad boy - and he rocks!!

Favorite Robbie Williams quote:

Interviewer: What is the craziest thing a female fan has given you?

Robbie: Herpes.

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:33 PM

Marks & Spencer sandwiches FUCK YEAH!

Holding off Hitler until the Yanks finally decided to get involved FUCK YEAH!

A national leader who speaks proper English FUCK YEAH!

A country free enough to be as multicultural as London FUCK YEAH!

Oh, and seconding Shakespeare and Jane Austin and Led Zepplin and the Rolling Stones and David Bowie and Nick Hornby and so on FUCK YEAH!

And most of all

RUPERT BEAR - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Pauline at July 7, 2005 08:33 PM

Bill - how could I forget The Office???

I must echo you: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:35 PM

Andrew Sullivan - Fuck Yeah!
Christopher Hitchens - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Jill at July 7, 2005 08:35 PM

Was Rupert Bear the one John Mortimer defended from obscenity charges?

John Mortimer! FUCK YEAH!
Rumpole of the Bailey! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 08:35 PM

Emily - Robbie's big crossover hit, which got some play in the US, was "Millennium". When I was in Ireland in 1999, you literally COULD. NOT. GET. AWAY. from Robbie Williams. He DOMINATED the airwaves.

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:36 PM

Alan Moore! FUCK YEAH!!

Dave Gibbons! FUCK YEAH!

David Bowie! Fuck Yeah!

Sir Ian McKellen! Fuck Yeah!

Patrick Stewart! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Cullen at July 7, 2005 08:42 PM

Christopher Lee! FUCK YEAH!
Peter Cushing! FUCK YEAH!
Shaun of the Dead! FUCK YEAH!
Ian McDiarmid! FUCK YEAH!
Off to bed! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 7, 2005 08:45 PM

Juliet Stevenson - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 08:46 PM

Shelley! FUCK YEAH!
Byron! FUCK YEAH!
Keats! FUCK YEAH!
Coleridge! FUCK YEAH!
EP Taylor! FUCK YEAH!
And for the uncoolest band in human history, who were actually fast, loud, brilliant'n'fun (up to 1975, after which bail out quickly an avoid all their works, ye mighty, to avoid despair): ladies and gentlemen, Emerson, Lake and Palmer! FUCK YEAH!
aLSO, British barmaids! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Laon at July 7, 2005 08:47 PM

Everything England, from the USA: FUCK YEAH

except George Galloway, FUCK OFF

Posted by: TommyTune at July 7, 2005 08:47 PM

ALL OF THE ABOVE: FUCK YEAH! And...

Tom Stoppard! FUCK YEAH!
Oliver Fucking Cromwell! FUCK YEAH!
Literary hawt chick Lady Antonia Fraser! FUCK YEAH!
Lady Fraser's lust for teh beheaded! FUCK YEAH!
Christopher Fucking Hitchens! FUCK YEAH!
The Rolls Royce Merlin engine*! FUCK YEAH!
Absolutely Fabulous! FUCK YEAH!
The Lion in Winter! FUCK YEAH!
Habeas corpus! FUCK YEAH!
Blackadder! FUCK YEAH!
Peter Cooke and Dudley Moore! FUCK YEAH!
The Goons! FUCK YEAH!
Winnie-the-Pooh! FUCK YEAH!
Adam Smith! FUCK YEAH!
Saying "Couldn't be fucked!" FUCK YEAH!
Pints of bitter! FUCK YEAH!
James "Gay online diarist/wit/HTML monkey/slut" Coates! FUCK YEAH!
M�t�rhead! FUCK YEAH!
David "Maybe I am and maybe I'm not" Bowie! FUCK YEAH!
Brian "Win95 startup sound" Eno! FUCK YEAH!
Robert "Fans scare me" Fripp and King Crimson! FUCK YEAH!
Trainspotting! FUCK YEAH!
Helena Bonham Carter (when still curvy)! FUCK YEAH!
Gary Oldman! FUCK YEAH!
Joe Orton's Loot! FUCK YEAH!
The Importance of Being Earnest! FUCK YEAH!
Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, Alec Guinness and all high-powered British actors in cheesy American flicks! FUCK YEAH!
Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee, in a class of their own! FUCK YEAH!
The Mayflower! FUCK YEAH!
Turned New Amsterdam into New York! FUCK YEAH!
King Arthur! FUCK YEAH!
John Boorman! FUCK YEAH!
Stephen Frears! FUCK YEAH!
Charles II nailed this chick...
...
...
*boggles*
Oh, FUCK YEEAAAHH!!

* The RR Merlin engine turned the American P-51 Mustang into the longest-ranged, fastest figher the Allies had while whitening your teeth and freshening your breath which was important after you vomited all over your cockpit from the G-forces and stress.... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Peter at July 7, 2005 08:52 PM

Ok, couldn't be arsed to read everything so I hope there aren't any repeats but....

The Underground FUCK YEAH (I meanm hello?! after today they deserve at least one round of teh fuck yeah)

A.A. Milne FUCK YEAH

The Tate Museum FUCK YEAH

Westminster Abby FUCK YEAH

Hot British Men FUCK YEAH

The East Enders FUCK YEAH

Regents Park FUCK YEAH

The Millenium Bridge FUCK YEAH

The Tiger Lillies FUCK YEAH

Sullivan and Hitchens (I agree, FUCK YEAH!)

Parliamentary government FUCK YEAH (though technically Spain had a form of this much earlier, but still...)

Anglicanism FUCK YEAH

J.R.R Tolkien FUCK YEAH

C.S. Lewis FUCK YEAH

Margaret Thatcher (er...fuck yeah?)

and lastly

TOM STOPPARD FUCK YEAH (even if he IS Czech)

Posted by: the Upstart Crow at July 7, 2005 08:52 PM

Royal Shakespeare Theatre Company ! FUCK YEAH!
Ian McDiarmid! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terri at July 7, 2005 08:55 PM

The Canucks.

The Yanks.

The Aussies.

The Kiwis.

The whole FUCKIN' ANGLOSPHERE!

FUCK YEAH, ad infinitum!

The real Canadians are all with you today. It's a piss-poor family if the younger kids won't stand up with the elder brother.

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 7, 2005 08:59 PM

Sir Not-Appearing in this film! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Terri at July 7, 2005 09:01 PM

Hey hey, Upstart Crow, why the question after Maggie? She got her "FUCK YEAH!" from me before we got anywhere near even 100 comments and became the wonderful insane phenomenon that this has snowballed into.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 09:02 PM

some more (British characters):

Sir Lancelot- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Galahad- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Percival- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Lionell- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Tristam- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Bedevere- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Kay- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Ector- FUCK YEAH!
Uther Pendragon- FUCK YEAH!
The Round Table- FUCK YEAH!
The Lady of the Lake- FUCK YEAH!

(and a big FUCK NO for Sir Mordred, of course)

Posted by: Josh at July 7, 2005 09:04 PM

Edmund Burke- FUCK YEAH

These 2 quotes in particular come to mind today:

"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."

"When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle."

Posted by: SteveJ at July 7, 2005 09:05 PM

Ian M Banks! FUCK YEAH!
Ken MacLeod! FUCK YEAH!
Charles Stross! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: SymmetricPuppies at July 7, 2005 09:05 PM

Emily,

A good pint of bitter, warm - FUCK YEAH!

With a slice of stale bread slathered with Marmite - FUCK YEAH!

Jugged Hare and Suede! Fuck YEAH!

The Duke of Norfolk! Fuck YEAH!

Posted by: Paul H at July 7, 2005 09:05 PM

DaveJ: I think there are 5 million repeats on this list. i've seen about 10 Patrick Stewarts.

As a matter of fact, I didn't list him myself - so in that case:

Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH
Patrick Stewart - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: red at July 7, 2005 09:06 PM

Oh dear, someone's gone and spoken well of Cromwell. Emily'll have something else to go with the hangover in making her mad in the morning. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 09:06 PM

Dorothy L. Sayers FUCK YEAH
George Eliot FUCK YEAH
Susan Cooper FUCK YEAH
and Zadie Smith, and her fabulous book about fanaticism and diversity in London... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: mandy at July 7, 2005 09:08 PM

Sting! Fuck Yeah!
The Police! Fuck Yeah!
Ozzy! Fuck Yeah!
Black Sabbath! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: clayton tucker at July 7, 2005 09:10 PM

Not sure how they didn't get listed yet but:
Gilbert and Sullivan- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Josh at July 7, 2005 09:12 PM

Oh yeah don't forget George Galloway otherwise known as Saddam little bitch LOL!


Faltwy Tower FUCK YEAH

Are you being served FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 09:13 PM

Lord Nelson FUCK YEAH

Lord Wellington FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 09:13 PM

Sir,
The Underground FUCK YEAH (I meanm hello?! after today they deserve at least one round of the fuck yeah)

Wrong. They deserve twenty plus.

The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
The Underground! FUCK YEAH!
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Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 09:14 PM

John Constantine! FUCK YEAH!
Jelly Babies! FUCK YEAH!
Paddington Bear! FUCK YEAH!
Daleks! FUCK YEAH!
Blake's 7! FUCK YEAH!
Richie Rich's butler! FUCK YEAH!
The Loo! FUCK YEAH!
Rhyming slang! FUCK YEAH!
Teletubbies! Umm, fuck...yeah? Yeah! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mark at July 7, 2005 09:15 PM

Magna Carta: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: danny bloom at July 7, 2005 09:18 PM

Earl Grey FUCK YEAH

India Tea company turn to Twilning tea company later FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 09:18 PM

Ozz Fest FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 09:19 PM

Penzance! FUCK YEAH!
All of Cornwall! FUCK FUCK YEAH YEAH!
Christopher Fry! FUCK YEAH!
Lush! FUCK YEAH!
Kate Rusby! FUCK YEAH!
George MacDonald! FUCK YEAH!
Margery Kempe! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: mary at July 7, 2005 09:21 PM

Someone else mentioned british barmaids, but let me give an extra: FUCK YEAH!

how about just a general FUCK YEAH! for british women: FUCK YEAH!

and given the gravity of the day, and I'm no homo but for british men: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 7, 2005 09:24 PM

Nearly, but never quite, excessive use of the word 'fuck'! FUCK YEAH!

Longbows! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: marc at July 7, 2005 09:26 PM

Dave J: I like Maggie, too. I put the ? mark because I don't know many others who do is all. ;)

Emily: I appreciate your enthusiasm for the Underground Staff. But I am a lady, not a gentleman ;).

Posted by: the Upstart Crow at July 7, 2005 09:30 PM

John Donne! FUCK YEAH!

Ben Jonson! FUCK YEAH!

Laurence Olivier! FUCK YEAH!

John Gielgud! FUCK YEAH!

Derek Jacobi! FUCK YEAH!

Yorkshire pudding! FUCK YEAH!

(...are the words "fuck yeah" starting to lose all meaning through repetition to anyone else?)

William Langland! FUCK YEAH!

Fairport Convention! FUCK YEAH!

William Byrd! FUCK YEAH!

Cycle dramas! FUCK YEAH!

Beowulf! FUCK YEAH!

Wilfred Owen! FUCK YEAH!

Henry V! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lea at July 7, 2005 09:31 PM

"...are the words "fuck yeah" starting to lose all meaning through repetition to anyone else?"

No, but thank you for asking. On that note, I too am going to bed. I look forward to seeing just how many more comments show up overnight.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 09:34 PM

KATE BUSH:FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Scott at July 7, 2005 09:34 PM

Bombay Gin update (the declining hours),
Unless nobody comments before me, this will be the 260th comment on this post. I'm not tooting a horn (I'll do that alone - later) or anything. I'd just like to point out that this is one of the longest blog threads I've seen where nothing turned nasty. Everybody just showed up and screamed "FUCK YEAH!" for the British. It started with just my friends, and ballooned into a lot of fucking people.

Every time I get close to giving up on the human race, I see this kindness and solidarity and for all of my sadness that is slowly turning into cynicism, with the kindness of the people who post here, I can tell myself everything is okay The world is getting better, at least for me.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 09:35 PM

oh gods, how could I forget Sir Derek Jacobi? another big FUCK YEAH from me.

Everyman FUCK YEAH
Theatre Museums FUCK YEAH
Ben Jonson FUCK YEAH
Cyril Tourner FUCK YEAH
Fletcher and Beaumont FUCK YEAH
Thomas Middleton FUCK YEAH
Christopher Marlowe FUCK YEAH
Thomas Kyd FUCK YEAH
John Ford FUCK YEAH
John Webster FUCK YEAH (and the Duchess of Malfi gets its own FUCK YEAH)
Elizabethan Theatres FUCK YEAH
The restored Globe FUCK YEAH
Oscar Wilde FUCK YEAH
Pre-Raphelite Brotherhood FUCK YEAH
Aestheticism FUCK YEAH
Victorian Fairytales FUCK YEAH

ok done now.

Posted by: the Upstart Crow at July 7, 2005 09:36 PM

DAME CLARA BUTT...FUCK YEAH!!

BENJAMIN BRITTEN and PETER PEARS....FUCK YEAH!

THE OMEGA WORKSHOP...FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Ed at July 7, 2005 09:37 PM

Upstart Crow,
From one lady to another, please accept my apologies for the presumptuous mistake.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 09:40 PM

Salt and vinegar crisps! FUCK YEAH!

Orange squash! FUCK YEAH!

Rounders and netball! FUCK YEAH!

Prime Minister's Questions! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: laura at July 7, 2005 09:40 PM

The OED- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Josh at July 7, 2005 09:41 PM

Isaac Newton and Isambard Kingdom Brunel! FUCK YEAH!

Peter Cook and Dudley Moore! FUCK YEAH!

Alec Guinness and Ealing Studios! FUCK YEAH!

Josephine Tey - FUCK YEAH!

Martin Carthy, the Watersons, Peter Bellamy, June Tabor, and all the rest of the self-righteously lefty persnickety Brit trad scene - FUCK YEAH!(although I think Bellamy would have been a neo-con hawk had he lived to see 9-11)

Posted by: Yehudit at July 7, 2005 09:41 PM

Laphroig_FUCK YEAH
Any other Isley single malt scotch FUCK YEAH!
The ROAYAL NAVY FUCK YEAH

And the men that will most likely be responding to the events yesterday--
The SAS FUCK YEAH
The SBS FUCK YEAH
The Gurkhas FUCK YEAH SAHIB!!!

Posted by: hist_ed at July 7, 2005 09:50 PM

The Boston Massacre! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Eyehat at July 7, 2005 09:51 PM

I am too drunk on Pusser's Navy Rum to chek whether these have been cited before but:

Hawkwind! FUCK YEAH!
Charles Dickens! FUCK YEAH!
Joe Strummer! FUCK YEAH!
The Housemartins! FUCK YEAH!
The June Brides! FUCK YEAH!
World Domination Enterprises! FUCK YEAH!
Norman Tebbitt! FUCK YEAH!
Edwina Currie! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 7, 2005 09:52 PM

And the men that will most likely be responding to the events yesterday--
The SAS FUCK YEAH
The SBS FUCK YEAH
The Gurkhas FUCK YEAH SAHIB!!!
Posted by: hist_ed at July 7, 2005 09:50 PM

can I add an Amen!?

Posted by: Sean at July 7, 2005 09:53 PM

Emily:

No harm done at all, and no presumption on your part! :) I'm just glad to post here and share the Anglove.

Posted by: the Upstart Crow at July 7, 2005 09:54 PM

Red Ken --- FUCK YEAH!
Derek and Clive --- FUCK YEAH!
George Formby --- FUCK it all turned out nicely now YEAH!
public school bijoux --- FUCK YEAH!
Paco Banton --- FUCK YEAH!
Elvis Costello (at least up through "Armed Forces") --- FUCK YEAH!
The Bollock Brothers --- FUCK YEAH!
Attila the Stockbroker --- FUCK YEAH!
Iain M. Banks --- FUCK YEAH!
Isaiah Berlin --- FUCK YEAH!
Karl Popper --- FUCK YEAH!
Daniel Waterhouse --- FUCK YEAH!
Alan Turing --- FUCK YEAH!
George Soros (through 1958) --- FUCK YEAH!
John Maynard Keynes --- FUCK YEAH!
Graham Greene --- FUCK YEAH!
PFC "Arthur Thomas" --- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Winston Mouch at July 7, 2005 10:02 PM

Eyehat,
NOT COOL. Not in this thread. Not today.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:11 PM

Being stuck on the M5 at Bristol: FUCK YEAH!

beer terminology: FUCK YEAH!

Ralph Richardson: FUCK YEAH!

Derek Jacobi: FUCK YEAH!

Vanessa Redgrave: (I'm old I admit it) FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rita at July 7, 2005 10:13 PM

i know quite a lot of these have probably already been chanted from the rooftops, but once more unto the breach:

(to Britain and London, from an American who loves you)

William Hazlitt! FUCK YEAH
Damon Albarn and Blur! FUCK YEAH
Salman Rushdie! FUCK YEAH
Christopher Hitchens! FUCK YEAH
Geoffrey Chaucer! FUCK YEAH
John Keats! FUCK YEAH
Lord Byron! FUCK YEAH
Percy Shelley! FUCK YEAH
Edmund Spenser! FUCK YEAH
Paul Weller! FUCK YEAH
Morrissey and the Smiths! FUCK YEAH
Mark E. Smith and the Fall! FUCK YEAH
J.M.W. Turner! FUCK YEAH
Falstaff! FUCK YEAH
Nicolas Nickleby! FUCK YEAH
Henry II! FUCK YEAH
Thomas a' Beckett! FUCK YEAH
Sienna Miller! FUCK YEAH
John Constable! FUCK YEAH
Richard Branson! FUCK YEAH

I could go on...

Posted by: Red Weather at July 7, 2005 10:17 PM

Edward Gibbon! FUCK YEAH!
The SAS! FUCK YEAH!
David Lean! FUCK YEAH!
Adam Smith! FUCK YEAH!
Marlowe! FUCK YEAH!
Wallace! FUCK YEAH!
Gromit! FUCK YEAH!
Cockney slang! GROUND CHUCK YEAH!
The Virgin Queen! My word, yes.
Francis Drake! FUCK YEAH!
Empire! FUCK YEAH!
Hong Kong! FUCK YEAH!
Fanny Hill! **FUCK** YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ian at July 7, 2005 10:17 PM

Christopher Fry (RIP) --- FUCK YEAH!
The Lady's Not for Burning --- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Kate at July 7, 2005 10:18 PM

Any racing fans out there?

Stirling Moss - FUCK YEAH!

Jack Brabham - Fuck Yeah!

Graham Hill - Fuck Yeah!

Damon Hill - Fuck Yeah!

Nigel Mansell - Fuck Yeah!

Jenson Button - Fuck Yeah!

2005 Indy 500 winner Dan Wheldon - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Leo at July 7, 2005 10:20 PM

Not a Uk'er, but would like to say

Keira Knightley! FUCK YEAH!

Kate Winslet! FUCK YEAH!

Cate Blanchett! FUCK YEAH!

Emily Lloyd! FUCK YEAH!

JEnnifer Saunders!..er umm

Posted by: Frank at July 7, 2005 10:23 PM

MORE:

The cast of the current production of Henry IV at the National Theatre! FUCK YEAH

Winston Churchill! FUCK YEAH

Robert Browning! FUCK YEAH

Edmund Burke! FUCK YEAH

Boswell and Johnson! FUCK YEAH

Oliver Goldsmith! FUCK YEAH

OSCAR WILDE (i know, i know)!!!!!!!!!! FUCK YEAH

Judi Dench, Michael Gambon, Emma Thompson, Kenneth Branagh, the Redgrave clan, Colin Firth, Hugh Grant- FUCK YEAH!

Graham Greene- FUCK YEAH

George Herbert! FUCK YEAH

Gerard Manley Hopkins! FUCK YEAH

Wearing skirts in freezing weather on the way to a club! FUCK YEAH

Soho! FUCK YEAH

The South Bank! FUCK YEAH

Charing Cross Road! FUCK YEAH

Foyle's! FUCK YEAH

The British Museum! FUCK YEAH

Freddie Mercury! FUCK YEAH

Charles Darwin! FUCK YEAH

Richard Burton! FUCK YEAH

Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea, Liverpool FC's! FUCK YEAH

All other, not as successful, Brit football clubs! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Red Weather at July 7, 2005 10:24 PM

William Byrd, FUCK YEAH!
John Dowland, FUCK YEAH!
Thomas Tallis, FUCK YEAH!
"Wanker!", FUCK YEAH!
"Bollocks!", FUCK YEAH!
"Bugger!", FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Joe at July 7, 2005 10:26 PM

Another FUCK YEAH for the RSC!

The National Theatre! FUCK YEAH

The Globe! FUCK YEAH

The Tate Modern (especially the main hall)! FUCK YEAH

Trafalgar Square! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Red Weather at July 7, 2005 10:26 PM

Rita,
Watching the BBC series of "I, Claudius" with your dad and stalking the video store to get the next episodes together like they're selling crack...and then passing the Western Civ ten point quiz years later covering the book that you didn't read because it was boring, but still passing anyway! FUCK YEAH!

No, no. I really should read I, Claudius. I promised myself and I still own a copy of it.

Fuck.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:27 PM

BBC world news Fuck Yeah

UK Tabliods Fuck Yeah

Fleet Street Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 10:28 PM

Stephen Fry! FUCK YEAH

Oliver Twist! FUCK YEAH

The Beatles! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Red Weather at July 7, 2005 10:29 PM

Boiled Veg! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: amaxen at July 7, 2005 10:30 PM

And for the record, "wanker" and "pillock" are two of my favorite words, and I can never get away with using them in America without sounding like a pretentious ass. I really hate that.

Wanker! FUCK YEAH!
Pillock! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:31 PM

DICKENS FUCK YEAH
Secret Garden FUCK YEAH

Little Lord Faultory FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 10:35 PM

Emily,
Feeling one-up on everyone because I was watching "Brideshead Revisited" which had a very thin and a very young Jeremy Irons: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rita at July 7, 2005 10:47 PM

Oh, and people...it's totally okay to post a FUCK YEAH! repeat at this point. I myself am still combing through the thread because I think I confessd a felony at one point, though I'm not sure if I posted it, courtesy of Bombay Sapphire gin.

The important thing is that this thread continues to be about British things that make you want to scream "FUCK YEAH!." Don't feel obliged to make sure noone else has said it before you.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 10:49 PM

James Wilby FUCK YEAH!

Western Civilization FUCK YEAH

Agincourt PLUCK YEW!

Moonrakers FUCK YEAH!

Edwardian fashions FUCK YEAH!

Red Dwarf FUCK YEAH!

Sydney Carton FUCK YEAH!

Tolkien and Hobbits FUCK YEAH!

Sexy accents FUCK YEAH!

Puddings FUCK YEAH!

Jack Aubrey FUCK YEAH!

Samuel Fielding FUCK YEAH!

Time Team FUCK YEAH! (Archaeology in two days)

really cool friends FUCK YEAH!

The phrase "Chin up!" FUCK YEAH!

Emily, Ken - that was a FABULOUS post. Thanks for the opportunity to yell out my support - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: sharon Ferguson at July 7, 2005 10:52 PM

Danger Mouse! FUCK YEAH!

Andy McNabb! FUCK YEAH!

Hawker Typhoon & Tempest! FUCK YEAH!

Sherman Firefly! FUCK YEAH!

Joan Collins! FUCK YEAH!

Kate Beckinsale! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: MKL at July 7, 2005 10:52 PM

Roxy Music FUCK YEAH
Paul Weller FUCK YEAH
"Rosbeef" FUCK YEAH (And, BTW, FU m.Chirac)
Coleman's Mustard FUCK YEAH
Walker's Roast Chicken Crisps FUCK YEAH
Pickled Onions FUCK YEAH
Salad Cream FUCK YEAH
now I'm hungry...

Posted by: Julie at July 7, 2005 11:00 PM

Cribbage. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Michael Schell at July 7, 2005 11:01 PM

Man, you guys have all the Fuck Yeah's covered.
So I'll just say: ENGLAND - FUCK YEAH!!!
Take it to the radical ragheads in your midst. Make em' feel it.

Posted by: Southern Dude USA at July 7, 2005 11:03 PM

Bryan Ferry! FUCK YEAH!

Otis Ferry! FUCK YEAH!

T. Rex! FUCK YEAH!

XTC! FUCK YEAH!

Prefab Sprout! FUCK YEAH!

Brian Epstein! FUCK YEAH!

Alan Hollinghurst! FUCK YEAH!

That Bronte Brother! FUCK YEAH!

My friend Matt, he's from there! FUCK YEAH!

My friend Jack, he just lives there! FUCK YEAH!

The Sitwells! FUCK YEAH!

The Sitsloppys! FUCK YEAH!

Horace Walpole! FUCK YEAH!

Wallace Horpole! FUCK YEAH!

Gorblimeyatsabitoawlriightinnit! FUCK YEAH!

Beachcomber! FUCK YEAH!

Scenes from Married Life! FUCK YEAH!

Scenes from Metropolitan Life! FUCK YEAH!

Scenes from Later Life! FUCK YEAH!

The Two Cultures! FUCK YEAH!

Fuck! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: tom b at July 7, 2005 11:11 PM

Alistair Cooke(rip): FUCK YEAH

It took me almost 30 minutes to write that next to his name.

Listening to "Letter from America": FUCK YEAH and if you don't know you better ask somebody.


Posted by: Rita at July 7, 2005 11:13 PM

John Henry Cardinal Newman-Heck Yeah!
Paul Scofield-Fuck Yeah!
Maggie Smith-Fuck Yeah!
Western Thought and Culture-FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Greg at July 7, 2005 11:14 PM

non-decimal-based money...Fuck yeah!

non-decimal-based measures...Fuck yeah!

Tommies...Fuck yeah!

Royal Military Academy, Sandhurst...Fuck yeah!

HMS Invincible...Fuck yeah!

Rule Britannia...Fuck yeah!

Falklands War...Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Darren from Sacramento at July 7, 2005 11:18 PM

Sending all your crims to Australia FUCK YEAH!

Blur FUCK YEAH!

Absolutely Fabulous FUCK YEAH!

Jason Isaacs FUCK YEAH!

Ewan McGregor FUCK YEAH!

Portishead FUCK YEAH!

The Austens and The Brontes FUCK YEAH!

Because it can't be said enough:

Colin Firth FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: ange_louise at July 7, 2005 11:20 PM

EMMA FUCK YEAH

Jane Eyre FUCK YEAH
Willaim Shakepeare DOUBLE FUCK YEAH

Bronte Sisters FUCK YEAHHHH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 11:22 PM

M from James Bonds FUCK YEAH

Dame Judi Destuch FUCK YEAH

Redgrave Family FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 11:24 PM

I can't believe no one mentioned these but -

Sid James! Fuck yeah!

The 'Carry On' Films! Fuck Yeah!

Brian Sewell! Fuck Yeah!

People who shout "OI!" Fuck yeah!

High street betting shops! Fuck Yeah!

Only Fools and Horses! Fuck Yeah!

Liverpudlians and their thieving styles! Fuck yeah!

Police Helmets! Fuck Yeah!

Last night of the Proms! Fuck yeah!

Brighton! Fuck Yeah!

Norman Cook (AKA 'Fat Boy Slim')! Fuck Yeah!

The Today Program! Fuck Yeah!

Woman's Hour! Fuck Yeah!

BBC Radio 4 in general! Fuck Yeah!

Lancashire! Fuck Yeah!

Blackpool Illuminations! Fuck Yeah!

Dropping your H's ('orrid I know)! Fuck Yeah!

Banning Guns! Fuck Yeah!

Seemingly endless bleak, grey weather! Fuck Yeah!

Spike Milligan! Fuck Yeah!

Propositions which consist of
"Fancy a Shag?"! Fuck Yeah! (Not you, Milligan!)

London Cabbies! Fuck Yeah!

Bank Holidays! Fuck Yeah!

Boxing Day! Fuck Yeah!

Stupid DJs like Mark and Lard! Fuck Yeah!

British Puddings! Fuck Yeah!

The National Health Service! Fuck Yeah!

and last but not least, The doctors and paramedics of the London ambulance service who saved so many lives, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 7, 2005 11:24 PM

Joan and Jackie Collins FUCK YEAH
Dynasty
Hollywood Wives BOTH FUCK YEAH

Krays FUCK YEAHHHHH

Mills family FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 11:25 PM

Joan and Jackie Collins FUCK YEAH
Dynasty
Hollywood Wives BOTH FUCK YEAH

Krays FUCK YEAHHHHH

Mills family FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 11:25 PM

Rupert Murodoch Brit taibiod empire FUCK YEAH

UK Sunday Times FUCK YEAHHH
UK Sunday Telegraph FUCK YEAHHH
UK Sunday Observer FUCK YEAHH

Posted by: Kelly at July 7, 2005 11:26 PM

Well, since someone already said XTC, how about a lateral move to...

Martin Newell! FUCK YEAH!

Can't think of Britain without thinking of him, Hitch, and Prime Minister's Questions. Strange trio, but what about it?

-Dave O'Connell
York, PA, USA

P.S. Oh yes, and my dad's side of the family! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave O'Connell at July 7, 2005 11:28 PM

Back from my corner bar, and quite loopy . . .

Need I say this at all?

EMILY! KEN! DAVE! Mutha-fuckin'-YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Shannon at July 7, 2005 11:29 PM

Blake's "Jerusalem" - FUCK YEAH!
Robert Fripp, Brian Eno, and David Sylvian - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Monkey RobbL at July 7, 2005 11:33 PM

Just the Sunday Telegraph, dear? No love for the Daily and Weekly Telegraphs? Well, that's easy enough to remedy:

Daily Telegraph! FUCK YEAH!

Weekly Telegraph! FUCK YEAH!

And I'll raise you a...The Spectator! FUCK YEAH!

And while we're on the written word, how about...

Neil Gaiman! FUCK YEAH!

Okay, I'm done. Honest.

-Dave O'Connell
York, PA, USA

Posted by: Dave O'Connell at July 7, 2005 11:34 PM

Oh yeah, and anything which resembles a man's sport including -

Rugby Union! Fuck Yeah!

Rugby League! Fuck Yeah!

Cricket! Double Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 7, 2005 11:36 PM

Rita,
Mr. Cooke had so much class.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:37 PM

Henry Morgan! FUCK YEAH!
Shit weather! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: bingleyite at July 7, 2005 11:41 PM

Mr. Dave O'Connell,
If it was me you were calling "dear," please do not ever do it again.

Posted by: Emily at July 7, 2005 11:45 PM

Finding out from BBC dramas that homosexuality is

ok: FUCK YEAH

If you grew up in the 50's you know what I mean--you young people are so lucky.

"Taking Tiger Mountain by Strategy": FUCK YEAH

Oblique Strategies: FUCK YEAH I needed that one right now Monkey Robbl

Now I can go to bed...thanks Emily

Posted by: Rita at July 7, 2005 11:49 PM

No wait, one more:

The crew of the H.M.S. Bedfordshire! FUCK YEAH!

(as obscurely immortalized in the book, In Some Foreign Field: Four British Graves and Submarine Warfare On The North Carolina Outer Banks)

-Dave O'Connell

Posted by: Dave O'Connell at July 7, 2005 11:50 PM

Henry Fielding! FUCK YEAH!

Patrick Stewart! FUCK YEAH!

Anthony Head! FUCK YEAH!

Peter Davison! FUCK YEAH!

Adam Ant! FUCK YEAH!

William Shakepeare! FUCK YEAH!

Jane Austen! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: BG at July 7, 2005 11:50 PM

Hell, how could I forget patronising ways of addressing women like -

Love! Fuck yeah!

Ducks! Fuck yeah!

Dearest! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 7, 2005 11:56 PM

Obscene 1000-year-old riddles! FUCK YEAH!
Sir Gawain and the Green Knight! FUCK YEAH!
The Miller's Tale! FUCK YEAH!
The Rape of the Lock! FUCK YEAH!
Gulliver's Travels! FUCK YEAH!
Inspiring Natsume Soseki to reinvent the novel in Japan! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mill at July 7, 2005 11:57 PM

Oh, and pensive talk about the weather,
Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 7, 2005 11:59 PM

Gilman,
Do men in Britain really get away with calling women ducks?

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:10 AM

From the other side of the Pond (yes, I know many of these have been done already -- repeating them is a show of affection):

King Alfred. FUCK YEAH!!!

The Daily and Weekly Telegraphs. FUCK YEAH!!!

Sir William Blackstone and English Common Law. FUCK YEAH!!!

Malcolm Muggeridge. FUCK YEAH!!!

Christopher and Peter Hitchens. FUCK YEAH!!!

Queen Elizabeth II. FUCK YEAH!!!

MP Michael Gove. FUCK YEAH!!!

Richard Hooker. FUCK YEAH!!!

The Beatles. FUCK YEAH!!!

The Rolling Stones. FUCK YEAH!!!

Tony Blair. FUCK YEAH!!!

Edmund Burke. FUCK YEAH!!!

George Trevelyan. FUCK YEAH!!!

Holding off those motherfuckin' Nazis. FUCK YEAH!!!

Fish & chips. FUCK YEAH!!!

William Shakespeare. FUCK YEAH!!!

The Tories. FUCK YEAH!!!

Edward Gibbon. FUCK YEAH!!!

The Spectator. FUCK YEAH!!!

Oxblog. FUCK YEAH!!!

All the Harry Potter books. FUCK YEAH!!!

Winston Churchill. FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ken at July 8, 2005 12:16 AM

Whoops, how could I forget The Lord of the Rings? FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ken at July 8, 2005 12:17 AM

Only up North, and women refer to their men-folk as -

"Our Lad"! Fuck Yeah!

"Our Kid"! Fuck Yeah!

Or "Chuck"! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 8, 2005 12:19 AM

Oh, and James Bond...sheesh, how'd I leave HIM out? FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ken at July 8, 2005 12:22 AM

AHHHH, I forgot Margaret Thatcher! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Ken at July 8, 2005 12:25 AM


Q (the old one, not John Cleese)! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 8, 2005 12:26 AM

Singing "Who ate all the pies?" when you see an overweight supporter for the other team in a football match! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 8, 2005 12:31 AM

Actually, I wasn't trying to patronizing, but that's words for you.

Besides, I prefer the term 'bird'.

-Dave O'Connell
York, PA, USA

Posted by: Dave O'Conne;; at July 8, 2005 12:34 AM

One last one:

The Archers! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Gilman Grundy at July 8, 2005 12:48 AM

This entire blog is retarded.

Full Monty? FUCK YEAH?? Do you have anything else to say?

Posted by: Patrick at July 8, 2005 01:21 AM

"Agincourt PLUCK YEW!"

ROTFLMAO!

Cate Blanchett is an Aussie.

Posted by: Yehudit at July 8, 2005 01:35 AM

Dave J & Emily: Sorry about Cromwell, but I live in a country where a significant minority of so-called libertarians and Republicans think of Abraham Lincoln as a tyrant. If they be tyrants, then tyrants have gotten a bum rap.

Posted by: Peter at July 8, 2005 01:59 AM

*boggle*

I don't believe it... I forgot...

TIME BANDITS!

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Peter at July 8, 2005 02:15 AM

Ye Olde Cheshire Cheese Shoppe! Fuck Yeah!
Hugh Bonneville! Fuck Yeah!
Richard Burton! Fuck Yeah!
Steak & Kidney Pie! Fuck Yeah!
The Stone back at Scone! Fuck Yeah!
Ravens in the Tower of London! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Cristin at July 8, 2005 02:20 AM

Enfield FUCK YEAH!
Lucas FUCK YEAH!
Monty Python FUCK YEAH!
Barnoldswick FUCK YEAH!
Rudyard Kipling FUCK YEAH!
Charles Babbage FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Fred at July 8, 2005 02:35 AM

Good Morning me old duck. The tubes are running. And thanks to all of you for your appreciation.

Posted by: hambrough at July 8, 2005 02:36 AM

Evolution! Fuck Yeah!
Richard Dawkins! Fuck Yeah!
Sir Roger Penrose! Fuck yeah!
Rosalind Franklin! Fuck Yeah!
Francis Crick! Fuck Yeah!
Michael Faraday! Fuck Yeah!
Royal Academy of Dramatic Art! Yeah!
West End! Fuck Yeah!
Sir Walter Scott! Fuck Yeah!
oh yeah, how about Samantha Fox? definitely a late 80s puberty-aided Fuck yeah!
and of course, King George the III. Because he lost the colonies but Britain gained a Friend and Ally. Fuck yeah.

God bless the UK and God save the Queen.

Posted by: roger at July 8, 2005 02:39 AM

The Grenadier Guards - Fuck Yeah!
The Coldstream Guards - Fuck Yeah!
The rest of the Brigade of Guards - Fuck Yeah!
The rest of the infantry, especially the really aggressive highland regiments - Fuck Yeah!
The rest of the British Army - Fuck Yeah!
The thought they'll be knocking on some dusty doors soon - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Remittance Man at July 8, 2005 03:07 AM

The Founding Fathers - Fuck yeah
Lord Nelson - Fuck yeah
The Duke of Wellington - Fuck yeah
Andrew Carnegie - Fuck yeah
Democracy - Fuck yeah
Capitalism - Fuck yeah
Defeat of communist insurgencies (e.g. Malaya)- Fuck yeah
Defeat of fascist regimes - Fuck yeah
Cream (Eric Clapton)- Fuck yeah
Beatles - Fuck yeah
The Who - Fuck yeah
The Police (Sting) - Fuck yeah
George Orwell - Fuck yeah
Adam Smith - Fuck yeah
John Stuart Mill - Fuck yeah
James Bond - Fuck yeah
Harry Potter - Fuck yeah

Posted by: Lee at July 8, 2005 03:26 AM

Bodie and Doyle - FUCK YEAH!

The Boys from the Blackstuff - FUCK YEAH!

The Young Ones - FUCK YEAH!

Purdy and Steed - FUCK YEAH!

Edwina and Patsy - FUCK YEAH!

Elephant & Castle - FUCK YEAH!

Ian Botham - FUCK YEAH!

Sharp and Harper - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Paul in London at July 8, 2005 03:30 AM

The discovery of the DNA code by Francis Crick
Smallpox vaccination by Edward Jenner
Monty Python
Godfrey Hounsfield's CT scanner
The old course at St Andrews
Baden-Powell's boy scouts
Rudyard Kipling
The Archers
Frank Whittle and the jet engine
The Tollpuddle martyrs and the birth of Trades Union
Dolly the sheep
The ss Queen Mary
Michael Faraday
The Medical Research Council and the randomised clinical trial
Isambard Kingdom Brunel
The 1611 translation of the Bible
The link between cigarette smoking and lung cancer
The British Council
The eccentric scientist working alone (viz. Peter Mitchell)
John Wesley and Methodism
Brighton Pavilion
James Black's designer drugs
God's Englishman, Oliver Cromwell
Manchester United
The Royal Mail
The National Trust
William Harvey and the circulation of blood
The New Forest
The Spitfire
Lister's antiseptic surgery
The Lake District
Handel's Messiah
Public hanging at Tyburn
Ronald Ross's discovery of how malaria is transmitted
Poets' corner
Jarrow marchers
Charles Rennie Mackintosh
Cranmer's book of common prayer
The 11-plus
Ration books
Sir Christopher Wren
Driving on the left
The Broad Street Pump incident
The Royal Society
The cathedral choir
The miners' strike
English cheeses
The parish council
Speakers' corner
Shirley Bassey
Yorkshire pudding
Hampden Court Maze
The E type Jaguar
The playing fields of Eton
Blackpool Tower and Pleasure beach
The Times crossword puzzle
Earl Grey tea
The blitz
The Raj
Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
The Flying Scotsman
Dan Dare and the Mekon
Ballroom dancing
Coarse fishing
The London sewers
Dinosaurs in Dorset
The Arsenal offside trap
The Lancet
Cricket at Lords
Waterloo (the battle not the station)
"Brief Encounter"
Morris dancers
The Notting Hill Carnival
Mary Jones' Bible (Bala)
Understatement
Polo
Sun headlines
The Royal Aircraft Establishment at Farnborough
The smell at Lipton's and the Home and Colonial
Double Decker buses
Old English Marmalade
Real tennis
Litotes
The leg-before-wicket law
The Goons
The six wives of Henry VIII
Sherlock Holmes
Twickenham
FUCK Yeah

Posted by: Terjoha at July 8, 2005 03:33 AM

JOHN LYDON - FUCK YEAH!
ALABAMA 3 - FUCK YEAH!
COLDHARBOUR LANE, BRIXTON - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: rimone at July 8, 2005 03:42 AM

Lawrence of Arabia! FUCK YEAH!
Kim of India! FUCK YEAH!
General Gordon! FUCK YEAH!
General Montgomery! FUCK YEAH!
Admiral Nelson! FUCK YEAH!
Jack Aubrey, Sir Joseph Blaine and Stephen Maturin, for all love - FUCK YEAH!

All the dead of 7/7/05 in London - YEAH!!

Posted by: Vicabady at July 8, 2005 03:49 AM


Arsenal Gunners! FUCK YEAH!
Iron Maiden! FUCK YEAH!
Judas Priest! FUCK YEAH!
Saxon! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: B's Freak at July 8, 2005 04:02 AM

MOT�RHEAD - FUCK YEAH!
JUDAS PRIEST - FUCK YEAH!
LOTUS - FUCK YEAH!
ASTON MARTIN - FUCK YEAH!
DEEP PURPLE - FUCK YEAH!
BLACK GRAPE - FUCK YEAH!
MGA - FUCK YEAH!
MGB - FUCK YEAH!
TRIUMPH - FUCK YEAH!
LENNOX LEWIS - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: setmajer at July 8, 2005 04:05 AM

The English Gentleman about town - FUCK YEAH!!
Bespoke tailoring - FUCK YEAH!!
The English suit-cut - FUCK YEAH!!
Bowler hats - FUCK YEAH!!
Brigg umbrellas - FUCK YEAH!!
Saville Row - FUCK YEAH!!
Jermyn St - FUCK YEAH!!

Knowing that one should contain bad language and maintain standards of decency etiquette that England is famous for, under all circumstances, keeping your head while all about you are losing theirs, while sipping that tea - HELL, FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Aamir Khan at July 8, 2005 04:14 AM

I forgot Dire Straits

Posted by: Terjoha at July 8, 2005 04:20 AM

Up the Irons!

Real Ale Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at July 8, 2005 04:30 AM

THE WESTBOURNE AT 6 PM ON A SUNDAY: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jeff at July 8, 2005 04:34 AM

G. K. Chesterton FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terri at July 8, 2005 04:52 AM

The Brits going back to work today and saying "FUCK YOU" to the terrorist scum! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 8, 2005 04:58 AM

i am american, but the people of the uk make me proud to be a english speaking human on this planet earth

Posted by: steve lambelet at July 8, 2005 05:20 AM

Lovely! FUCK YEAH!
It's grrreat! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bilbo at July 8, 2005 05:33 AM

Spanking as sex. FUCK YEAH!
Big Ben. FUCK YEAH!
Di. FUCK YEAH!
Boy George. FUCK YEAH!
Leigh Bowery. FUCK YEAH!
Lucien Freud. FUCK YEAH!
Francis Bacon. FUCK YEAH!
Trainspotting. FUCK YEAH!
Thomas Chippendale. FUCK YEAH!
Wren! FUCK YEAH!
Inago Jones. FUCK YEAK!
Alexander Pope. FUCK YEAH!
ROXY MUSIC! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Taz at July 8, 2005 05:46 AM

Scones FUCK YEAH

With cream FUCK YEAH

Bobbies on bicycles (do they still do that?) anyway, FUCK YEAH

Spinsters cycling across the village green on their way to holy communion FUCK YEAH

Half-timbered tudor cottages FUCK YEAH

Stiff upper lips FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: kenzdawg at July 8, 2005 05:48 AM

Edmund Spenser, Jeremy Irons, Hugh Grant - FUCK YEAH!

Stonehendge - FUCK YEAH!

Charlotte and Emily Bronte - FUCK YEAH!

Supermarine Spitfires - FUCK YEAH!

Stiff Upper Lips - FUCK YEAH!

Sir Winston Churchill (AGAIN!) - FUCK YEAH!
-David P.

Posted by: David P. at July 8, 2005 05:53 AM

The Times Literary Supplement FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Rita at July 8, 2005 05:57 AM

OXFORD STREET, CLOTTED CREAM AND DIANA RIGG - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Gord R. at July 8, 2005 06:02 AM

Mark Steyn - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: MP at July 8, 2005 06:04 AM

John Donne, Fuck Yeah

Ask Not For Whom The Bell Tolls

Posted by: Janet White at July 8, 2005 06:14 AM

London-Edinburgh-London, a 1200K bicycle ride. FUCK YEAH! (ouch)

Posted by: Jeff Bauer at July 8, 2005 06:23 AM

Martin Atkins & Pigface FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:23 AM

Douglas Adams FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:24 AM

The Office FUCK YEAH!
Coupling FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:30 AM

graham parker - FUCK YEAH!

joy division - FUCK YEAH!

ub40 - FUCK YEAH!

my girlfriend asking this brit-loving yank if i am cancelling my trip to london because of yesterday's events-- FUCK NOOOO!

Posted by: howard in nyc at July 8, 2005 06:30 AM

The Rolling Stones FUCK, YEAH
The Special Air Services FUCK, YEAH
Richard, Couer de Lion FUCK, YEAH
Winston Churchill (again and again) FUCK,YEAH
Benjamin Disraeli FUCK,YEAH
The Royal Air Force, FUCK, YEAH
The Royal Marines FUCK, YEAH
T. E. Lawrence FUCK, YEAH
Queen Boudicca FUCK, YEAH
Queen Victoria FUCK, YEAH
The British Museum FUCK, YEAH

Posted by: Paul Broderick at July 8, 2005 06:32 AM

Three-hundred and seventy comments! It took so long to read from my last (up around forty or so) that four more happened while I was scrolling through. You rawk, Em.

Possible repeats:
Henry V! Fuck Yeah!
Squeeze! Fuck Yeah!
Custards and fools! Fuck Yeah!
Brit slang! Fuck Yeah!
Cockneys! Fuck Yeah!
Guv'nors! Fuck Yeah!

And let me add what seems to be a shocking oversight: THE PILGRIMS! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Nightfly at July 8, 2005 06:33 AM

The SAS FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:33 AM

The Victorians wearing stiff collars in the middle of jungles and deserts FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:35 AM

Stupid arguments about tea or cream first FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:37 AM

Alfred Russel Wallace FUCK YEAH!!!
Charles Darwin FUCK YEAH!!
Charles Lyell FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:41 AM

Adam Smith FUCK YEAH!

David Ricardo FUCK YEAH!

Andrew Lloyd Webber FUCK YEAH!

Robert Baden Powell FUCK YEAH!

Tim Rice FUCK YEAH!

John Derbyshire FUCK YEAH!

Peter Hitchens FUCK YEAH!

Johnny Walker FUCK YEAH!

Rudyard Kipling FUCK YEAH!

Ray Bradbury FUCK YEAH!

Cheddar FUCK YEAH!

Stephen Hawking FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Paine FUCK YEAH!

Alexander Graham Bell FUCK YEAH!

T. E. Lawrence FUCK YEAH!

John Locke FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ammertime at July 8, 2005 06:41 AM

Beowulf FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:42 AM

Being invaded by Normans in 1066 but then turning the Normans into Brits FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:43 AM

Incomprehensible Cockney rhyming slang FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:45 AM

Repeats, to be sure, but bear repeating:

An entertainment system of culture and sophistication. One that through the wonderful works of Douglas Adams and Doctor Who made a lifelong sci-fan out of me. FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 8, 2005 06:47 AM

Cheerfully adding foreign words to the language so that the English language is postmarked with all the places it has been FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 06:47 AM

Marillion -- FUCK YEAH
Porcupine Tree -- FUCK YEAH
Peter Gabriel -- FUCK YEAH
Genesis -- FUCK YEAH
Sting -- FUCK YEAH
spotted dick -- FUCK YEAH
sheep everywhere! -- FUCK YEAH
stonehenge (where the demons dwell) -- FUCK YEAH
hanging out at Pontins on holiday -- FUCK YEAH
shifting gears with my left hand -- FUCK YEAH
takeaway fish and chips -- FUCK YEAH
pound coins -- FUCK YEAH
Picadilly Circus -- FUCK YEAH
The Crown Jewels -- FUCK YEAH
The Tower of London -- FUCK YEAH
The Tower Bridge -- FUCK YEAH
The Thames -- FUCK YEAH
lost at Heathrow -- FUCK YEAH
ROUNDABOUTS -- FUCK YEAH
taxing our tea -- FUCK YEAH (I mean, FUCK THAT)
Jeremy Bentham -- FUCK YEAH
007 -- FUCK YEAH
Liverpool wins! -- FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Audient at July 8, 2005 06:48 AM

Ethelred the Unready FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Anna at July 8, 2005 06:50 AM

Clive Barker!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 8, 2005 06:50 AM

Just a few I think got left out:

Sean Bean

Mark Knopfler

Clive Anderson

Brian Blessed

The Earl of Sandwich

Spotted Dick

Rule Brittania

Dunkirk

Fu..., Well, you get the idea

Posted by: skinnydan at July 8, 2005 06:56 AM

It ain't over yet, spacers!!!

John Stuart Mill--FUCK YEAH!

Patrick McGoohan--FUCK YEAH!

Leo McKern--FUCK YEAH!

Mark Knopfler--FUCK YEAH!

Nigella Lawson--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Hall at July 8, 2005 06:57 AM

Surfing in Newquay FUCK YEA
Cheese and onion sandwiches FUCK YEA

Posted by: gbfan001 at July 8, 2005 06:57 AM

Salisbury Hill FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: d-rod at July 8, 2005 06:57 AM

"And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the Holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?
And did the Countenance divine
Shine forth upon those clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here,
Among those dark satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold,
Bring me my arrows of desire;
Bring me my spear! O, clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!
I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land."

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: cosmiquemuffin at July 8, 2005 06:59 AM

Opps forgetting the H in Yeah FUCK YEAH

Posted by: gbfan001 at July 8, 2005 06:59 AM

Boudicca FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dot Wonder Chicken at July 8, 2005 07:00 AM

The Economist FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Andy Nelson at July 8, 2005 07:17 AM

Large Muslim immigrant minority FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mooshine at July 8, 2005 07:20 AM

Chutney! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 8, 2005 07:22 AM

Lemon Curry? FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 8, 2005 07:23 AM

Unprovoked attack on Iraq FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sister in arms at July 8, 2005 07:23 AM

Single Malt Whisky -- FUCK YEAH!!

THE SAS -- FUCK YEAH!! (oh, someone got that-- but fuck yeah!)

Harrier Jump-Jets -- FUCK YEAH!!

Blackstone's Commentaries on Law -- FUCK YEAH!

Lord Coke -- FUCK YEAH!

Hawker Hurricanes, Mosquitos, Lancaster Bombers, and Gloster Meteors -- FUCK YEAH!

1966 WORLD CUP -- FUCK YEAH!

The British Museum - FUCK YEAH

Triumph automobiles - FUCK YEAH

Sir Arthur C. Clarke - FUCK YEAH!

George Orwell - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Andrew at July 8, 2005 07:23 AM

Shamelessly Trying to be post 400! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at July 8, 2005 07:24 AM

Silly English Knnn-nig-its! FUCK YEAH!

Scones with clotted cream and honey! FUCK YEAH!

Itty bitty sandwiches with the crusts cut off! FUCK YEAH!

Tea time! FUCK YEAH!

Carrington and Strachey! FUCK YEAH!

The Bloomsbury Group! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: ebt68 at July 8, 2005 07:24 AM

Empire and subjugation of 3rd world people - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Salom Dew at July 8, 2005 07:26 AM

Jesus H. Goddamn Motherfucking Christ on Rollerblades...opening the blog to see more than 400 comments? Wow. Keep up the good work, people. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 07:27 AM

Rule of Law!
House of Lords, House of Commons, "The Right Honorable ...", Question Time!
Stonehenge! Castles!
The White Cliffs of Dover!
Stiff Upper Lip!
Kicking ass and staying strong in WWII!

The extra "u" in colour!
The "s" instead of "z" in "realisation"!
"Lift" for "elevator" and "jumper" for "sweater"!
Coolest accent EVAR!

Kind Hearts and Coronets!
Ealing Studios!
We'll Meet Again Some Sunny Day!
The Bronte sisters!
Jane Austen!
Cold Comfort Farm!

Rule Britannia, Britannia rule the waves!
Britons never, ever, ever shall be slaves!

All my Nelson and Pennington ancestors, and my Uncle John (may God rest his soul!)

**FUCK YEAH**!!!

Posted by: cosmiquemuffin at July 8, 2005 07:29 AM

The word "fuck." FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Ross at July 8, 2005 07:30 AM

Vicars & Tarts! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mainer at July 8, 2005 07:31 AM

Scraping the barrel now:
Jeffrey Archer! FUCK YEAH!
Camilla Parker Bowles! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: bert at July 8, 2005 07:34 AM

I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry - - -

There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.

Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.

There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.

--- Parker & Charles

Posted by: cosmiquemuffin at July 8, 2005 07:34 AM

I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
I give you a toast, ladies and gentlemen.
May this fair dear land we love so well
In dignity and freedom dwell.
Though worlds may change and go awry
While there is still one voice to cry - - -

There'll always be an England
While there's a country lane,
Wherever there's a cottage small
Beside a field of grain.
There'll always be an England
While there's a busy street,
Wherever there's a turning wheel,
A million marching feet.

Red, white and blue; what does it mean to you?
Surely you're proud, shout it aloud,
"Britons, awake!"
The empire too, we can depend on you.
Freedom remains. These are the chains
Nothing can break.

There'll always be an England,
And England shall be free
If England means as much to you
As England means to me.

--- Parker & Charles

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: cosmiquemuffin at July 8, 2005 07:34 AM

(This is like eating potato chips--er, crisps. One doesn't know when to stop.)

Sherlock Holmes! FUCK YEAH!
William Morris! FUCK YEAH!
Elevenses! FUCK YEAH!
Being decent enough to give India back to its inhabitants! FUCK YEAH!
The "Beeb" accent! FUCK YEAH!
Pelham Grenville Wodehouse! FUCK YEAH!
Agatha Christie! FUCK YEAH!
Clotted cream and lemon curd! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 07:34 AM

Continuous, peaceful handover of power for the last FOUR HUNDRED YEARS! fuck YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 07:35 AM

Bangers and fried bread
Branston pickles
Turner at the Tate
Vera Lynn
Triffle
Lyons tea
Fergie
Wimbledon
Mrs. Minniver
and yes, Andrew Sullivan
FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Dob at July 8, 2005 07:36 AM

Cruelly subjugating my Irish ancestors, thereby forcing them to move off the damn 'tater farm and come to Amerikay! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Mainer at July 8, 2005 07:38 AM

Helen Mirren! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 07:39 AM

Bangers and fried bread
Branston pickles
Turner at the Tate
Vera Lynn
Triffle
Lyons tea
Fergie
Wimbledon
Mrs.Minniver
and yes, Andrew Sullivan,
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dob at July 8, 2005 07:40 AM

Helena Bonham Carter! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 07:40 AM

Mott the Hoople! FUCK YEAH!
Spotted Dick! FUCK YEAH!
Shepherd Pie! FUCK YEAH!
Arthur Conan Doyle! FUCK YEAH!

Did I mention MOTT THE HOOPLE! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: ProfCuervo at July 8, 2005 07:47 AM

Massive anti-war protests before the Iraq war. FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Posted by: Bobo at July 8, 2005 07:48 AM

This is a long one, but:

The tradition of removing your cigar band after lighting...fuck yeah!!!

Posted by: Jason O'Connell at July 8, 2005 07:50 AM

Henry VIII - for starting a new church based on trying to nail a lady in waiting!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Dot Wonder Chicken at July 8, 2005 07:51 AM

Hypocritically re-electing a war criminal Tony Blair FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: salem city at July 8, 2005 07:52 AM

The League of Gentlemen - FUCK YEAH!
Little Britain - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Greg Clow at July 8, 2005 07:55 AM

Bangers and fried bread
Branston pickles
Turner at the Tate
Vera Lynn
Triffle
Lyons tea
Fergie
Wimbledon
Mrs.Minniver
Privacy hedges and back gardens
English saddles
Jumpers and nappies
Bubble and squeak
Florence Nightingale
Ground Force
and yes, Andrew Sullivan.
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dob at July 8, 2005 07:58 AM

Three litre bottles of White Lightning Cider FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: shotgunweddings at July 8, 2005 07:59 AM

Judas Priest - Fuck Yea!

Posted by: T at July 8, 2005 08:01 AM

the BBC - oh fuck yeah
the people who gave us Monty Python and taught us about real humour - fuck yeah
spelling that ends in "our" not "or" - fuck yeah
the beer - fuck yeah
the people - fuck yeah
the music - fuck yeah
the books - fuck yeah
britain - fuck yeah

Posted by: JD at July 8, 2005 08:01 AM

Robin Hood
Richard Burton
Chimney Sweeps
Tate Gallery
London Bridge
English nursery rhymes (Baa Baa Black Sheep..., Mary Mary Quite Contrary..., Little Jack Horner...London Bridge is Falling/Broken Down...,etc.)
Aubrey Beardsley
John Constable
Thomas Gainsborough
David Hockney
Joseph Mallord William Turner
Henry Moore
And, he's been mentioned before but Francis Bacon has to be included in a very brief list of distinguished English fine artists of note

Posted by: tcpike at July 8, 2005 08:01 AM

"Keeping Up Appearances"! FUCK YEAH!
"Are You Being Served?," the lady with blue hair, and endless double entrendres! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 08:01 AM

The Guardian? FUCK YEAH!

All good television ever? FUCK YEAH!

The "Death or Cake?" version of Christianity? FUCK YEAH!

Gays in the military? FUCK YEAH!

Dunhills? FUCK YEAH!

And, once more: Doctor Who? FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tim H at July 8, 2005 08:07 AM

Weight in stones - FUCK YEAH!

Bram Stoker - FUCK YEAH!

The Streets - FUCK YEAH!

Grime - FUCK YEAH!

Snogging - FUCK YEAH!

Blokes and slags - FUCK YEAH!

Oliver Twist - FUCK YEAH!

Warm beer - FUCK YEAH!

Slick Rick - oh baby. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Anna at July 8, 2005 08:12 AM

Chimley sweeps! FUCK YEAH!
"Tidy up, tidy up." FUCK YEAH!
Being smarter than us Americans and figuring out to worship Hendrix, The Ramones, The Muppets and The White Stripes before we did. FUCK YEAH!

And it cannot be said enough: Radiohead and The Clash--FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Christastrophe at July 8, 2005 08:12 AM

Bertie Wooster & Jeeves. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 08:13 AM

Julia Ormond
Kate Bush
Bananarama


Posted by: david at July 8, 2005 08:13 AM

Full English Breakfast - FUCK YEAH!

Southampton FC - FUCK YEAH!

Glastonbury - FUCK YEAH!

Holidays to the Costa Del Sol - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ian at July 8, 2005 08:19 AM

Fawlty Towers! FUCK YEAH!
Mary Poppins! FUCK YEAH!
Come to think of it, Julie Andrews! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mainer at July 8, 2005 08:19 AM

Oh, yeah, I forgot the big one--

Teaching Americans how to make decent tea-- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Widget at July 8, 2005 08:20 AM

Triumph motorcycles FUCK YEAH!
BSA motorcycles FUCK YEAH!
Norton motorcycles FUCK YEAH!
Brough Superior motorcycles FUCK YEAH!
Vincent motorcycles FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Allan at July 8, 2005 08:20 AM

Princess Diana God(s) Rest Her Soul,
British Pagans,
Gilbert And Sullivan,
Tea And Crumpets As An Art Form,
Lemon Curd, Lime Curd, Strawberry Curd,
Clotted Cream,
The Spirit Of The British People Themselves!
FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Journiey at July 8, 2005 08:22 AM

Buggery and the lash. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Winston at July 8, 2005 08:22 AM

Lord Alfred Hayes. FUCK YEAH!

Davey Boy Smith. FUCK YEAH!

Tommy "The Dynamite Kid" Billington. FUCK YEAH!

Matilda, The British Bulldog. FUCK YEAH!

Chris Taylor. FUCK YEAH!

William "Steven" Regal. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:22 AM

Cash in the attic! Fuck Yeah!
Terry Gilliam! Fuck Yeah!
Chicks w/ English accents! Fuck Yeah!
Ali G! Fuck Yeah!
Kate Winslett! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Dan at July 8, 2005 08:24 AM

Asking "May I come by and knock you up?" FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mainer at July 8, 2005 08:26 AM

Tanqueray! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Your Mother at July 8, 2005 08:27 AM

During the Korean War a British Centurion main battle tank situated on a hilltop spotted a column of Chinese T34/85's approaching down a valley. The Centurion fired and destroyed one of the Chinese tanks from a distance of almost 4 kilometers away. This was in the old days where firing guns was all done by hand with none of that fancy auto-loading infra-red laser-guided stuff.

The training that British tank gunners and artillery crews get that made them one of the most leathal forces to ever appear on any battlefield anywhere. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:27 AM

To the Patrick that posted at July 8, 2005 01:21 AM: You are an asshole.

To the person called "Vicabady": My god, I hope you didn't mean that the way I read it the first time. If you did, sick. SICK.

Everyone else - thank you for making this thread so much fun. Please continue with as many UK FUCK YEAHS! that you can muster.

Cheers, London. To better times.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 08:28 AM

Roarke's Drift. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:28 AM

All those old Hammer Films with Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing. FUCK YEAH!

28 Days Later. FUCK YEAH!

Shaun Of The Dead. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:30 AM

Okay, I know this in't all directed specifically at me, but being British, I've just got a warm and fuzzy feeling now I know how much you love us really!

Emily - this post isn't callous at all, it's the sort of thing, that, as a whole, Brits love. Humour in times of strife, that sort of thing.

And may I add - the Blitz spirit - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 08:33 AM

I hadn't seen these mentioned...

Terry Thomas
Brands Hatch
Colin Chapman
Brooklands
The Lancaster bomber
The Rolls-Royce Merlin V-12
The Harrier Jump Jet
The Thoroughbred
Ascot
Show Jumping
Robin Hood
Knights
Ladies
Lords
Gerry Anderson
Ken Tyrell
The Mini
Range Rover
Land Rover
BSA
Vincent Black Shadow
HMS Bounty
Mutiny On The Bounty
Warm Beer
Pubs
Hooliganism
The Italian Job (1969)
Michael Caine
Oliver!
Dickens
My Fair Lady
Julie Andrews
Mary Poppins
Dick Francis
Len Deighton
L.J.K. Setright
Audrey Hepburn
George Martin
John Barry
Aircraft Carrier Catapults
Heathrow
Sopwith Camel

FUCK YEAH! And then some...

Posted by: John Pearley Huffman at July 8, 2005 08:34 AM

Oasis! FUCK YEAH!

Did I say that out loud?

Led Zeppelin, FUCK YEAH!
Red Dwarf, FUCK YEA!

Posted by: michele at July 8, 2005 08:35 AM

Edie and Patsy. Absolutely Fab Fuck Yeah!!

Posted by: Kevin at July 8, 2005 08:36 AM

John Barbirolli - FUCK YEAH!
Walter Legge - FUCK YEAH!
Benjamin Britten - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: thad at July 8, 2005 08:36 AM

As an Englishman, might I be permitted to add;
pride at the length and contents of this list. Gosh, yes!

Posted by: neil at July 8, 2005 08:36 AM

The Who and David Bowie: FUCK YEAH!

The Anglo Saxon Chronicle: FUCK YEAH!

The Newgate Calendar: FUCK YEAH!

Buggery: FU...erm... ok, FUCK YEAH!

The SAS and Paras: FUCK YEAH!

Trafalgar, Waterloo, Rorke's Drift, Omdurman, and Dunkirk: FUCK YEAH!

Lee-Enfield Rifles: FUCK YEAH!

Whatever fuck Cricket is supposed to be about: FUCK YEAH!

Twiggy: Old school FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: GeekLethal at July 8, 2005 08:37 AM

Nappies, nannies, and prams! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 08:37 AM

from a brit to all brit lovers

the foodie ones:

mars bars - FUCK YEAH
chicken tikka masala - FUCK YEAH
custard - FUCK YEAH
custard creams - FUCK YEAH
trifle - FUCK YEAH
jellied eels - er, FUCK YEAH

the rest:

flanelled fools - FUCK YEAH
brick lane - FUCK YEAH
whitstable - FUCK YEAH
powell and pressburger - FUCK YEAH
john bull - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: john bull at July 8, 2005 08:37 AM

Jack Hawkins and the crew of the "Compass Rose" in "The Cruel Sea". FUCK YEAH!

Michael Caine and Stanley Baker in "Zulu". FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:38 AM

Boddington's Pub Ale - FUCK YEAH!
Meat pie, chips, and gravy - FUCK YEAH!

God Save The Queen!

Posted by: Joe at July 8, 2005 08:38 AM

Rolls-Royce Merlin engines. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:39 AM

Peter Gabriel,
Kate Bush,
Adam Ant,
British Red,
English Complexions,
Chalice Well,
King Arthur,
Camelot,
Avalon,
The Lady Of The Lake,
Ha Fucking Za

Posted by: Journiey at July 8, 2005 08:40 AM

MARMITE! FARK YEAH!

Posted by: A at July 8, 2005 08:43 AM

"Come on, Timmy!" Fuck Yeah!
Old Speckled Hen Fuck Yeah!
The Ashes Fuck Yeah!
Colin Montgomery Fuck Yeah!
The BEF Fuck Yeah!
Funny hats at weddings Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Drew at July 8, 2005 08:44 AM

"I, Claudius", "Goobye To All That", and just about anything else by Robert Graves. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:45 AM

Michele,
It's okay - I said it out loud somewhere above as well...

Lizzie at 8:33 am: humour in times of strife! FUCK YEAH!

Neil at 8:36 am: big smile. BIG smile.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 08:45 AM

John Snow's figuring out the 1854 Broad Street cholera outbreak! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 08:46 AM

The Marble Arch
and the city where my wife said "Yes!"

Posted by: Lane in Virginia at July 8, 2005 08:46 AM

"Slow down, pace yourself," he told one group. "Today is a day to be proud to be an American."

Rick Rescorla, VP of Security, Morgan Stanley, WTC South Tower, Sept 11, 2001. Only 6 of 2700 Morgan Stanley employees were killed in the WTC thanks to the evacuation plan developed by Mr. Rescorla after the WTC bombing in 1993.

Rick Rescorla was born in Cornwall, England. I'm sure that he'd agree that July 7, 2005 was a proud day to be British.

RIck Rescorla and all the rest of you. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 08:48 AM

Alice in Wonderland! FUCK YEAH!
Beatrix Potter! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 08:50 AM

Gin Gimlets Fuck Yeah!
Oxford University, where "new" college was founded in the early 1500s, Fuck Yeah!
The Bodlian Library, Fuck Yeah!
Hobbes and Leviathan, Fuck Yeah!
Brown Bess, Fuck Yeah!
The Piranha Brothers, Fuck Yeah!
Dreadnought, Fuck Yeah!
The Encyclopedia Britannica, double Fuck Yeah!
The Younger Pitt, Fuck Yeah!
The Venerable Bede, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Buckethead at July 8, 2005 08:51 AM

Lane at 8:46: beautiful.

Jim from Canada: I'd like to second your Rick Rescorla! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 08:53 AM

The Oxford English Dictionary! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 08:54 AM

One more thing...

The Concorde... the good parts of it!

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: John Pearley Huffman at July 8, 2005 08:56 AM

Brown's, the Stafford (and its bar) and THE Connaught. Fuck Yeah!!!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 08:57 AM

Okay... one more, one more...

The Western Half of the Chunnel! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: John Pearley Huffman at July 8, 2005 08:58 AM

Mr. Huffman,
Feel free to post as many as you like.

Same goes for everybody, no matter where in the world you are.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 08:59 AM

Driving the French out of North America: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bill McCabe at July 8, 2005 09:01 AM

David Farrer! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:02 AM

"...I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears, and sweat" HELL YEAH!

Posted by: Rick in Boca at July 8, 2005 09:03 AM

George Eliot,
John Bunyan,
Thomas Hardy,
Oscar Wilde (Ireland was still British when he was alive, same for several that follow),
Lewis Carroll,
Jonathon Swift,
Walter Scott,
James Joyce,
Bernard Shaw,
Samuel Beckett,
George Orwell,
Charles Dickens,

FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 09:04 AM

Samuel Pepys! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 09:06 AM

Aston Martin! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Eric at July 8, 2005 09:06 AM

Setting fire to the White House in 1815

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 09:10 AM

Careful there, Rupert.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:14 AM

Digestive biscuits! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: flodnak at July 8, 2005 09:14 AM

Workers for the good of mankind:

Elizabeth Fry,
John Howard,
George Muller,
Dr Barnardo,
Andrew Carnegie,

Samuel Plimsoll,
Lord Shaftesbury
William Harvey,
Lord Joseph Lister,
Sir Charles Sherrington,
John Hunter,
Richard Doll,
Richard Bright,
Elizabeth Garrett Anderson,
Thomas Hodgkin,
James Black,
FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Tight Trousers at July 8, 2005 09:17 AM

Jack Tar: FUCK YEAH!

The Lancet: FUCK YEAH!

Blackstone, Bracton, stare decisis, and the Common Law: FUCK YEAH!

The Union Jack: FUCK YEAH!

Pink Floyd and the Sex Pistols: FUCK YEAH!

Driving on the wrong side of the road, with steering on the wrong side of the car: FUCK YEAH!

Roundabouts: FUCK YEAH!

Stonehenge: the Earth spirits cry out, FUCK YEAH!

the English language: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: GeekLethal at July 8, 2005 09:18 AM

Swearing! FUCK YEAH!

I'm amazed by this potted version of British culture!

Posted by: Andy at July 8, 2005 09:18 AM

London Calling! FUCK YEAH!
The Damned! FUCK YEAH!
Blackadder! FUCK YEAH!
The English Language! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 8, 2005 09:19 AM

Tight Trousers: you reminded me of one I don't think has been mentioned yet.

The Rutles! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:20 AM

Brassed Off, Billy Elliott, Love Actually: FUCK Yeah!

Posted by: Bilbo at July 8, 2005 09:27 AM

Ministry of Silly Walks FUCK YEAH!

Alcuin FUCK YEAH!

Book of Common Prayer FUCK YEAH!

Sir Alec Guinness FUCK YEAH!

Chris Rhea FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: sharon Ferguson at July 8, 2005 09:33 AM

Englishmen who say "Gosh, yes!" FUCK YEAH!
My British boss who actually greets people with "What ho, fishface" a la Bertie Wooster FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Anna at July 8, 2005 09:41 AM

Hammer Films - FUCK YEAH!
Michael Reeves/Witchfinder General - FUCK YEAH!
Cushing and Lee - FUCK YEAH!
Terry Fisher - FUCK YEAH!
Sir James Carreras - FUCK YEAH!
Val Guest - FUCK YEAH!
Don Sharp - FUCK YEAH!
The Standard pub in Rye - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Robert Tinnell at July 8, 2005 09:42 AM

This is London (E.R. Murrow) FUCK YEAH

Posted by: jim smith at July 8, 2005 09:45 AM

Stephen Fry! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:45 AM

For:
Wagamama
the Crepe stand at Hampstead Heath (assuming it's still there...)
the University of Bristol
the Downs
Renatos Numero Uno
Sally Lunn bunns
and because there exists: the bright purple palace of-
Mohammed's Tijuano Taco Stand and Coffee Bar now serving Belgian Waffles!!
Fuck yeah!

Posted by: ann at July 8, 2005 09:46 AM

Rumpole of the Bailey: FUCK YEAH!
THE PRISONER: FUCK YEAH!
Any thing else with Leo McKern: FUCK YEAH!
Leo McKern: FUCK YEAH!
Taxi Divers with "The Knowledge": FUCK YEAH!
That pub near Trafalgar Square with the sign that says "Warm Beer, Lousy Food" (is it still there?): FUCK YEAH!
Britain and America (and the rest of the Anglosphere) remembering who their true friends are: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jon B at July 8, 2005 09:48 AM

Charles Lamb - FUCK YEAH!
Mary Lamb! FUCK YEAH!
Bert Cools, author of fine radio adaptations of the Sherlock Holmes stories! FUCK YEAH!
Richard Dadd - FUCKIN' INSANE!
Julian of Norwood - FUCK YEAH! ALL SHALL BE WELL, AND ALL SHALL BE WELL, AND ALL MANNER OF THING SHALL BE WELL!

Posted by: moon_custafer at July 8, 2005 09:48 AM

Somment 500! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 09:50 AM

Greenwich Standard Time FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: TVegas at July 8, 2005 09:52 AM

500th comment! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 8, 2005 09:55 AM

Speaker's Corner! FUCK YEAH!
Rotten Row! FUCK YEAH!
Holland Park! FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Sean at July 8, 2005 09:56 AM

The tank FUCK YEAH!
Bletchley Park FUCK YEAH!
Horatio Nelson FUCK YEAH!
Agincourt FUCK YEAH!
"In peace there's nothing so becomes a man
as modest stillness and humility.
But when the blast of war blows in our ears,
then imitate the action of the tiger.
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood
disguise fair nature with hard favored rage
then lend to the eye a terrible aspect" FUCK YEAH!
Sword and Gold Beaches FUCK YEAH!
RADAR FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Nate at July 8, 2005 09:57 AM

Shepard�s Pie FUCK YEAH!

Prime Ministers Question Time FUCK YEAH!

Hyde Park FUCK YEAH!

Fried eggs on Pizza FUCK YEAH!

Scones with jam and cream FUCK YEAH!

Covent Garden FUCK YEAH!

Westminster Abbey FUCK YEAH!

St. Paul�s Cathedral FUCK YEAH!

The Tower Bridge FUCK YEAH!

The spires of Oxford FUCK YEAH!

Edinburgh (enough said) FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: TB at July 8, 2005 09:57 AM

To echo the sentiments of my blog partners:

500 comments on how awesome the British are! FUCK YEAH!

GO LONDON! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:58 AM

Sam Smith's beers: FUCK YEAH!

That random Texas restaurant in Trafalgar Square: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A fine scotch at July 8, 2005 09:59 AM

The Yardbirds: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A fine scotch at July 8, 2005 10:01 AM

Dame Judi Dench and "As Time Goes By" (and every one of the thousands of times my wife has watched her/it!). FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bilbo at July 8, 2005 10:03 AM

Bonnets: FUCK YEAH!

Boots: FUCK YEAH!

Loos: FUCK YEAH!

Getting pissed: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A fine scotch at July 8, 2005 10:04 AM

Kate Beckinsale: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A fine scotch at July 8, 2005 10:05 AM

The Battle of Cr�cy! FUCK YEAH!
Tottenham Hotspurs! FUCK YEAH!
Cornish pasties! FUCK YEAH!
Scotch eggs! FUCK YEAH!
Wookey Hole! FUCK YEAH!
The Dam Busters! FUCK YEAH!
Bomber Harris! FUCK YEAH!
Douglas Bader! FUCK YEAH!
Dad's Army! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shadow Merchant at July 8, 2005 10:06 AM

Diana Wynne Jones! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Angela at July 8, 2005 10:10 AM

St. Paul's Cathedral - FUCK YEAH!
Nelson's Column - FUCK YEAH!
Tate Modern - FUCK YEAH!
Bayswater - FUCK YEAH!
Portabello Road - FUCK YEAH!
Pastys - FUCK YEAH!
Marks and Sparks - FUCK YEAH!
Battersea Power Station - FUCK YEAH!
Chelsea - FUCK YEAH!
Charing Cross - FUCK YEAH!
Covent Garden - FUCK YEAH!
HSBC - FUCK YEAH!
The Gerken - FUCK YEAH!
Courage - FUCK YEAH!
The Tube - FUCK YEAH!
The Royal Albert Hall - FUCK YEAH!
St. Martins In The Field - FUCK YEAH!
For Fuck's Sake - FUCK YEAH!
Ricky Gervais - FUCK YEAH!
The Beeb - FUCK YEAH!
Sir Christopher Wren - FUCK YEAH!
Tottenham Court Road - FUCK YEAH!
Soho - FUCK YEAH!
The Gatwick Express - FUCK YEAH!
Garfunkel's - FUCK YEAH!
The Rat and Crow - FUCK YEAH!
Victoria Station - FUCK YEAH!
The London Eye - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mikelx at July 8, 2005 10:11 AM

"That random Texas restaurant in Trafalgar Square" is called the Texas Embassy, and the food there sucks--to quote Dick Cheney--big time, but it's somehow nice to know it exists anyway. The Texas Embassy! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 10:15 AM

British Monarchs:
Alfred the Great (871-899),
Edmund the Magnificent (940-946),
Edwig All Fair (955-959),
Edgar the Peaceable (959-975),
and everyone's favorite...
Ethelred the Unready (978-1016).
Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 10:17 AM

James Harriot! FUCK YEAH!
Merchant Ivory! FUCK YEAH!
Border Collies! FUCK YEAH!
Julie Christie! FUCK YEAH!
E M Forster! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Susan at July 8, 2005 10:22 AM

Egbert! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 8, 2005 10:22 AM

Gulliver's Travels: FUCK YEAH!
Anthony Burgess: FUCK YEAH!
A Clockwork Orange, The Wanting Seed (Soylent Green anyone?), 1985: FUCK YEAH!
Aldous Huxley: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terri at July 8, 2005 10:23 AM

William Gladstone,
Benjamin Disraeli,
Lord Palmerston,
Robert Peel,
Thomas Cromwell,
Kier Hardie,
Wiliam Pitt the Younger,
Lord Chatham,
Richard Neville,
Earl of Warwick,
William Cecil,
Winston Churchill,
Margaret Thatcher.


FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tight Trousers at July 8, 2005 10:30 AM

Okay, running out of options, but:

Cornish Pasties- FUCK YEAH!!!!
Steak and Kidney pie- FUCK YEAH!!!!
Bangers and mash- FUCK YEAH!!!!
HP Sauce- FUCK YEAH!!!!
PG Tipps- FUCK YEAH!!!!
Imperial pints, not wussy American ones- FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: the pragmatic chef� at July 8, 2005 10:30 AM

London!!! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tom at July 8, 2005 10:31 AM

These are all new
Thomas Telford,
Richard Arkwright,
Reginald Mitchell,
James Hargreaves,
Samuel Crompton,
Peter Carl Goldmark,
James Brindley,
Henry Bessemer,
Geoffrey de Havilland,

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 10:33 AM

Oh, and that Chinese restaurant with the killer dim sum in Leicester square where I've seen Eric Idle a few times- FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: the pragmaticchef� at July 8, 2005 10:33 AM

Liverpool FC: FUCK YEAH!
the Hawker Harrier: FUCK YEAH!
saving the West from Naziism via the Battle of Britain: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Robert E. Bihlmayer at July 8, 2005 10:34 AM

Patrick O'Brien, who only pretended to be Irish

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 8, 2005 10:35 AM


Tony Blair - FUCK YEAH

To "Reality Check" - thank you for taking this opportunity to express to the world how big of an asshole you are capable of being. Special kudos for your exhibition of bravery by posting anonymously. - Emily

Posted by: Reality Check at July 8, 2005 10:36 AM

Blackpool! FUCK YEAH!
Alton Towers! FUCK YEAH!
Chessington! FUCK YEAH!
Oakwood! FUCK YEAH!
Drayton Manor! FUCK YEAH!
Buntins! FUCK YEAH!
Pontins! FUCK YEAH!
Minehead! FUCK YEAH!
Dover! FUCK YEAH!
Cornwall! FUCK YEAH!
Pasties! FUCK YEAH!
Somerset! FUCK YEAH!
Weston-Super-Mare! FUCK YEAH!
Thomas the Tank Engine! FUCK YEAH!
Asda! FUCK YEAH!
Mars bars! FUCK YEAH!
Banzai! FUCK YEAH!
Chubby Brown! FUCK YEAH!
Jethro! FUCK YEAH!
Jethro Tull! FUCK YEAH!
Hull! FUCK YEAH!
Wookey Hole! FUCK YEAH!
Cheddar! FUCK YEAH!
Bath! FUCK YEAH!
Propellerheads! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Keith at July 8, 2005 10:37 AM

Almost forgot; The Fat Slags! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Keith at July 8, 2005 10:42 AM

ATTENTION: Please continue to post whatever FUCK YEAH! you like without worrying that someone has posted it already. This is a celebration, not a database. Nothing is being compiled for historical or statistical purposes so repetition will harm nothing.

Just have fun. Anyone caught being un-nice will either have their comment deleted or be ridiculed at great personal expense to their dignity, depending on my mood when I read it.

~Britain! FUCK YEAH!~

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 10:42 AM

Yeah, what Emily said. Reading all 500+ comments would be insane...unless you'd read them mostly as they were being posted, like I and, I assume, she and Ken did.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 10:50 AM

The Japanese have calculated that 55% of all useful inventions came out of Britain so here's to
John McAdam,
Frederick Handley Page
Francis Crick,
Robert Hooke,
John Soulsdon,
Paul Nurse,
Sidney Brenner,
William Sanger,
Francis Kendrew,
Max Perutz,
Cesar Milstein,
Laurence Bragg ,
William Bragg,
Dorothy Hodgkin,
John Dalton,
Lord Kelvin (Joseph Thomson),
Charles Wheatstone,
Ernest Rutherford (in those days all New Zealanders were British subjects),
William Hooker,
Oliver Heaviside,
Humphrey Davy,
John Cockcroft,
James Chadwick,
Henry Cavendish,
James Dewar

Fuck yes.

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 10:52 AM

Acker Bilk

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tight Trousers at July 8, 2005 10:53 AM

Mark E. Fucking Smith! Fuck yeah!

John o' Groats! Fuck yeah!

Old Peculiar! Fuck yeah!

Motorhead! Fuck yeah!

Hawkwind! Fuck yeah!

Posted by: gregtmills at July 8, 2005 10:54 AM

Jeeves and Wooster! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 10:56 AM

William Tyndale
Thomas Cranmer,
Bishop Hugh Latimer,
Bishop Nicholas Ridley,
John Wycliffe,
John Henry Newman,
George Whitefield,
William Carey,
William Temple,
William of Wykeham,
William Penn,
John Knox,
George Fox,
St Boniface,
Thomas a Becket,
Gladys Aylward,
St Patrick
CS Lewis
CS Spurgeon
Martin Lloyd Jones

Amen!

Posted by: Terjoha at July 8, 2005 10:57 AM

BENNY HILL FUCK YEAH

John Cleese FUCK YEAH
Roger Waters FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 11:03 AM

Placenames that are not pronounced remotely like they're spelled!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 11:03 AM

Baked beans on toast for breakfast FUCK YEAH
Canned stewed tomatos on toast for breakfast FUCK YEAH
Anything else you can think of ON TOAST for breakfast FUCK YEAH
The smell of Brussel sprouts after they have been boiled for 25 minutes into a tasteless, textureless mush FUCK YEAH (not that I'd eat it anymore unless my Mum made me)
Any of the other semi edible things my Mum made me eat growing up FUCK YEAH

Posted by: hist_ed at July 8, 2005 11:04 AM

I don't know if she qualifed she marry Henry the Eighth

Katherine of Aragaon FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 11:04 AM

Bernard Cribbins FUCK YEAH! ('Right', said Fred...)
Stanley Holloway FUCK YEAH! (And Albert too)
Smokie FUCK YEAH! (Who the fuck IS Alice, anyway?)
AbFab! FUCK YEAH

And it's a crying shame that the last is the only one most Americans have any knowledge of...

Posted by: Kathy K at July 8, 2005 11:08 AM

Kelly, Catherine of Aragon was from (wait for it) Aragon, in Spain, but I think all six of Henry VIII's wives get a pass.

The relatively easy way to remember the is, "divorced, executed, died, divorced, executed, survived":

Catherine of Aragon! FUCK YEAH!
Anne Boleyn! FUCK YEAH!
Jane Seymour! FUCK YEAH!
Katherine Howard! FUCK YEAH!
Anne of Cleves! FUCK YEAH!
Katherine Parr! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 11:14 AM

Pigeons around Trafalgar

Ravens at the Tower

"Birds" of all sort in Sloane Sq.

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 11:18 AM

England Rugby FUCK YEAH!
Sorry, World Cup Winning ENGLAND RUGBY FUCK YEAH!
Sam Smith Ales FUCK YEAH!
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Ricky at July 8, 2005 11:18 AM

Ian McEwan - FUCK YEAH!

Gordon Ramsey - FUCK YEAH!

Michael Adams (and Nigel Short and Howard Staunton) - FUCK YEAH!

Claire Grogan and The Specials and The Jam and The Clash and the whole late 70s / early 80s music scene - FUCK YEAH! FUCK YEAH!!

Terence Stamp - FUCK YEAH!

Pauline Cowley (a girl I dated 20 years ago) - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Fielding at July 8, 2005 11:26 AM

hist_ed,
"The smell of Brussel sprouts after they have been boiled for 25 minutes into a tasteless, textureless mush."

Hahahahaha. That is just classic.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 11:31 AM

By the by, I can't remember if anyone's given a:

Bad teeth! FUCK YEAH!

Because I think it's against the law in the US to talk about British people without bringing the subject up.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 11:32 AM

Tongue! (one my grandma's favourite dishes from home) With a nice side of Tripe! (another favourite)

Posted by: Ith at July 8, 2005 11:35 AM

Here are a couple I believe I forgot (again):

Joining together with us to kick terrorist's asses in Afghanistan!! FUCK YEAH!!

Smuggling beer to American soldiers in Afghanistan who weren't allowed to have any!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 8, 2005 11:35 AM

Wirlygig - FUCK YEAH!
Muffin the Mule - FUCK YEAH!
Hank - FUCK YEAH!
Watch with Mother - FUCK YEAH!
Rag Tag & Bobtail - FUCK YEAH!
Bill & Ben - FUCK YEAH!
The Woodentops including Spotty dog - FUCK YEAH!
Andy Pandy & Loobylou - FUCK YEAH!
Noddy & Bigears - FUCK YEAH!
Sooty & Sweep - FUCK YEAH!
Torchy - FUCK YEAH!
Twizzle - FU um,er - SCREW YEAH!
Pinky & Perky - FUCK YEAH!
Basil Brush - FUCK YEAH!
The Herbs - FUCK YEAH!
Trumpton - FUCK YEAH!
The Moomins - FUCK YEAH!
Thomas the Tank Engine - FUCK YEAH!

Goes without saying that the Mekon can FUCK OFF as well!

Posted by: Dan Dare at July 8, 2005 11:36 AM

Bobbies on bicycles
Peter Pan
Captain Cook
Penicillin
Golf
Oscar Wilde
Agatha Christie
Bowler hats
Berkeley Square
Miniskirts
Freddie Mercury
The Chunnel
Sherlock Holmes
Greenwich Mean Time
Telephones
Cecil John Rhodes
Enid Blyton
Thunderbirds
Edinburgh Castle
Seaside Rock
and Pubs!

Posted by: katie at July 8, 2005 11:36 AM

Martin Parr - FUCK YEAH!
Doc Martins - FUCK YEAH
David Hockney - FUCK YEAH
the Flying Scotsman - FUCK YEAH
Black Sheep beer - FUCK YEAH
Beatrix Potter - FUCK YEAH
the Proms - FUCK YEAH
Richard and Judy - FUCK YEAH
Weetabix - FUCK YEAH
shortbread - FUCK YEAH
the Radio Times - FUCK YEAH
Laurence LLewelyn Bowen - FUCK YEAH
Changing Rooms - FUCK YEAH
Ann Robinson - FUCK YEAH
Harrods - FUCK YEAH
the A to Zed - FUCK YEAH
Parkinson - FUCK YEAH
the Mini - FUCK YEAH
Paddington Bear - FUCK YEAH
Dell Boy - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Cindy at July 8, 2005 11:38 AM

Good manners
Queues
The South Downs
Self-deprecating humour

Posted by: Gorse Fox at July 8, 2005 11:43 AM

Double Creme -- FUCK YEAH!
Buttered Scones -- FUCK YEAH!
Ploughman's Lunch -- FUCK YEAH!
Single Malts -- FUCK YEAH!
Yards of Ale -- FUCK YEAH!
Roundabouts -- FUCK YEAH!
St. Davids -- FUCK YEAH!
Speaker's Corner -- FUCK YEAH!
Mind the Gap -- FUCK YEAH!
Puffins -- FUCK YEAH!
Hedgehogs -- FUCK YEAH!
Stephen Hawking -- FUCK YEAH!
Isaac Newton -- FUCK YEAH!
Capability Brown -- FUCK YEAH!
William Wallace -- FUCK YEAH!
Robert Graves -- FUCK YEAH!
Have I Got News For You -- FUCK YEAH!
Dire Straits -- FUCK YEAH!
Chertsey -- FUCK YEAH!
Weybridge -- FUCK YEAH!
The Lake District -- FUCK YEAH!
Beatrice Potter -- FUCK YEAH!
Chester -- FUCK YEAH!
Ministry of Defense -- FUCK YEAH!
SAS -- FUCK YEAH!
Poppies -- FUCK YEAH!
Greenwich -- FUCK YEAH!
Tea Time -- FUCK YEAH!
Parliament -- FUCK YEAH!
Magna Carta -- FUCK YEAH!
Provision of Oxford -- FUCK YEAH!
Oxford -- FUCK YEAH!
Cambridge -- FUCK YEAH!
Land's End -- FUCK YEAH!
Glastonbury -- FUCK YEAH!
The Moors -- FUCK YEAH!
Tintagel -- FUCK YEAH!
Tintern Abbey -- FUCK YEAH!
Caerphilly Castle -- FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Wight -- FUCK YEAH!
The Cotswolds -- FUCK YEAH!
Chelsea Flower Show -- FUCK YEAH!
Great British Beer Festival -- FUCK YEAH!
Elvis Costello -- FUCK YEAH!
The Proms -- FUCK YEAH!
Pomp and Circumstance -- FUCK YEAH!
Royal Albert Hall -- FUCK YEAH!
The Premier League -- FUCK YEAH!
The Shambles -- FUCK YEAH!
The Needles -- FUCK YEAH!
The New Forest -- FUCK YEAH!
Bed and Breakfast -- FUCK YEAH!
Stilton Cheese -- FUCK YEAH!
Yorkshire Pudding -- FUCK YEAH!
Lord Nelson -- FUCK YEAH!
Duke of Marlborough -- FUCK YEAH!
Simon De Montfort -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 11:48 AM

The Belfast Grand Opera House! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 11:53 AM

John Cabot,
Edmund Hillary (still a British subject),
George Vancouver,
Ernest Shackleton,
James Cooke
Lulworth Cove
Ellen Macarthur
Francis Chichester
Alec Rose
Jack Aubrey
Bolitho
Richard the Virgin
Rowing the Atlantic
Swimming the Channel
Crossing the Marylebone Road
All feats of derring do!

FUCK Yeah!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 12:00 PM

Spitting Image! FUCK YEAH!
Ginger Wine! FUCK YEAH!
Cricket at Lords! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 8, 2005 12:01 PM

Robinson's! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Norm Wilner at July 8, 2005 12:05 PM

Withnail & I... FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: withnail at July 8, 2005 12:05 PM

ERRRMMM.....might want to take Whitehall off the list, for the W@nkers of Whitehall are the ones who have fostered the great appeasement and kow-towing to all muslims, which encouraged the muslim nutters, to the detriment of all other groups.

Posted by: MommaBear at July 8, 2005 12:05 PM

Foreskins... FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: withnail at July 8, 2005 12:08 PM

A city (London) that has pubs older than my country (Canada) - FUCK YEAH!

Stiff upper lips - FUCK YEAH!

And finally, a man who helped my through my childhood, a man who served his country well (in uniform and in civvies), a man who recognized bullies of all shapes, sizes, genders and ages, and who fought them at every turn: Roald Dahl - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Damian at July 8, 2005 12:11 PM

MommaBear,
That building is the place where the country that gave birth to modern democracy conducts its business. The people of Britain elected the party that is currently running the place. If her people don't like how things are being done, they will let their leaders in their next scheduled election. My FUCK YEAH! remains intact.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:11 PM

The American Bar at the Stafford Hotel
Blue Ball Yard, SW1A1NA, London
(God's honest truth; I couldn't make this stuff up.)

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 12:13 PM

The British airmen, working for the Sultan of Oman, who on the day after Desert One, when the US Air Force elements were still at Masirah, drove up to the front of their tents, dropped off 2 cases of cold beer and drove off with out a word. Only a note on one of the cases:

To You All
From Us All
For having the guts to try.

Fuck Yeah!

Penfold Shush! Fuck Yeah!

Wellington, The Iron Duke! Fuck Yeah!

Hating the French! Fuck Yeah

Bletchley Park! Fuck Yeah!


Posted by: MKL at July 8, 2005 12:13 PM

All the great actors

Laurence Olivier,
John Guilgud,
Alec Guinness,
Ralph Richardson,
Henry Irving,
Peggy Ashcroft,
Tony Blair,
Judy Dench,
Michael Caine,
Sean Connery,
Anthony Hopkins,
Michael Redgrave,
Maggie Smith,
Pete Postlethwaite
Cary Grant,
David Niven,
Joan Plowright,
Derek Jacobi
Paul Schofield,
Vanessa Redgrave (but not her politics)
Richard Harris
Richard Burton,
Peter O'Toole,
Kate Winslet,
Clive Owen
Sean Bean

Fooking Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Tight Trousers at July 8, 2005 12:14 PM

Sean Bean! FUCK YEAH!

(He gets an extra one for being beautiful.)

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:17 PM

Prick with a silent "P" FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Dan M at July 8, 2005 12:18 PM

The Great Kings

William I,
Henry VII,
Cnut,
Elizabeth 1st,
Henry VIII,
Edward I.
Judy King (my first snog)

FUCK Yeah!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 8, 2005 12:19 PM
The British airmen, working for the Sultan of Oman, who on the day after Desert One, when the US Air Force elements were still at Masirah, drove up to the front of their tents, dropped off 2 cases of cold beer and drove off with out a word. Only a note on one of the cases:

To You All
From Us All
For having the guts to try.

This one deserves an extra FUCK YEAH! as well.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:21 PM

Christopher Wren,
Inigo Jones,
John Vanbrugh,
Lancelot (Capability) Brown,
Robert Adam,
John Nash
Jethro Tull (the agriculturist not the pop group)

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 8, 2005 12:22 PM

For Chad & Jeremy, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: James C at July 8, 2005 12:24 PM

"hist_ed,
"The smell of Brussel sprouts after they have been boiled for 25 minutes into a tasteless, textureless mush."

Hahahahaha. That is just classic.
Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 11:31 AM"

Cheers, Emily and may I add

Saying "Cheers" instead of "thank you", "Goodbye" or half a dozen other things--FUCK YEAH

And even though it is an American product, since I was raised on it by my English Mum, I have to add: Eating lots of Spam-FUCK YEAH

Mum instead of Mom--FUCK YEAH

Posted by: hist_ed at July 8, 2005 12:25 PM

Bobby Moore,
Bobby Charlton,
John Charles
Len Hutton,
Dennis Compton,
Fred Truman,
Ian Botham
Fred Perry
Martin Johnson
Sebastian Coe

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tight Trousers's Father at July 8, 2005 12:26 PM

Sir Charles Siemens,
Nathan Meyer Rothschild,
Cecil Rhodes,
Lord Nuffield,
Lord Northcliffe,
Beaverbrooke,
Allen Lane,
Thomas Gresham
The Empire

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rudyard at July 8, 2005 12:29 PM

Sir Francis Bacon..... FUCK YEAH
Bacon in an English Breakfast..... FUCK YEAH
"The Dog's Breakfast".....FUCK YEAH
Providing a drinking song we could use for our national anthem.....FUCK YEAH
Getting drunk in Bath......FUCK YEAH
Getting drunk in Cambridge......FUCK YEAH
Getting drunk in Oxford......FUCK YEAH
Getting drunk in England.....FUCK YEAH
Getting drunk on Britrail....FUCK YEAH
Fitting in because I'm drunk in all the above...FUCK YEAH
Madness, the Beat, Specials....FUCK YEAH
Bangers.....FUCK YEAH
"She's really fit"......FUCK YEAH
Queueing up..... FUCK YEAH
Screaming English Chefs (Ramsey)....FUCK YEAH
Brave, brave, Sir Robin....FUCK YEAH
Coaxing an almost coherent performance out of Andie McDowell.....FUCK YEAH
Robert Fulton.....FUCK YEAH
The Tort System......FUCK YEAH
Royals with big goofy ears.....FUCK YEAH
Cool Brittania.....FUCK YEAH

carry on....um, er- fuck yeah.

Posted by: 2BrixShy at July 8, 2005 12:32 PM

monty python - FUCK YEAH
eric clapton - FUCK YEAH
nice manners - FUCK YEAH
Pound Sterling - FUCK YEAH
and ditto the entire list that precedes me - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: spiv at July 8, 2005 12:33 PM

John Henry Cardinal Newman FUCK YEAH
The Venerable Bede and his Ecclessiastical History... FUCK YEAH
St. Augustine of Canterbury FUCK YEAH
George Orwell FUCK YEAH
F.C. Copleston FUCK YEAH
Gerard Manley Hopkins FUCK YEAH
Gazza FUCK YEAH

Posted by: S at July 8, 2005 12:35 PM

Lock Stock and 2 Loaded Barrels FUCK YEAH
Andrew Lloyd Webber, Jesus Christ Super Star FUCK YEAH
Stonehendge FUCK YEAH
Wassail FUCK YEAH
English Muffins FUCK YEAH
Legends of King Aurther FUCK YEAH
Shakespeare FUCK YEAH
Ozzie Fucking Ozborne FUCK YEAH
Thomas Augustine Arne FUCK YEAH
The British music invasion of the 60's FUCK YEAH
Douglas Adams and JK Rowling FUCK YEAH
Thomas Gainsborough FUCK YEAH
and all my Ancestors! Fuck YEAH

Posted by: Tiffani at July 8, 2005 12:36 PM

To add to what has already been mentioned (I didn't see these yet. Sorry if I'm repeating):

David Bowie - FUCK YEAH!
Foppery - FUCK YEAH!!
Men Playing Women's Roles in Comedy - FUCK YEAH!
Whose Line Is It Anyway? - FUCK YEAH!
Jude Law - FUCK YEAH!
Cary Elwes - FUCK YEAH!
Oscar Wilde - FUCK YEAH!
The Muse - FUCK YEAH!
Blur - FUCK YEAH!
Radiohead - FUCK YEAH!
context of the word "bloody" - FUCK YEAH!
billy clubs - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lo at July 8, 2005 12:39 PM

"Lock, Stock and Two SMOKING Barrels," Tiffani...but who I am to quibble? ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 12:40 PM

OMG! Also:
Queer As Folk - FUCK YEAH!
Metrosexuality - FUCK YEAH!
Rikki Beadle Blair - FUCK YEAH!
Spiked hair - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Lo at July 8, 2005 12:41 PM

I just want to take a moment to thank everyone for showing up here and exhbiting so much class. We're at nearly 600 comments, and only one person has written something jerky. I haven't had to delete a single post yet.

You guys are the best.

Keep 'em coming.

Team Britain! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:43 PM

Captain Kremmen - FUCK YEAH!
Cupid Stunt - FUCK YEAH!
Sid Snot - FUCK YEAH!
Mayfair Anger - FUCK YEAH!
Hot Gossip - FUCK YEAH!
"Supernature" - FUCK YEAH!
Naughty Bits- FUCK YEAH!

...KENNY EVERETT - FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Brain From Arous at July 8, 2005 12:44 PM

Margot Fonteyn
General Charles Gordon,
John, Duke of Marlborough,
Earl Montgomery
Edward Coke
John Reith
Monty Zuma and the Aztecs
Throwing bread rolls at dinner
Swing Low Sweet Chariot at Twickers
The Mortar Board
Hornby Railways
Furlongs
David Lean
Worcester County Cricket Ground
Black Pears
Balisha beacons
Gerrard Manley Hopkins
Dennis Buses
Littlehampton
Aldershot Town Football Club
Haystacks
Loud Farts
Fair Isle jumpers
Grannie glasses
Paper Nylon Petticoats
The DH Vampire and Sea Vixen
The Comet
The Cavebdish Laboratory
Campanologists
Spelaeologists
Father Christmas rather than Santa Claus
Donald Campbell and the Bluebird
Bobby Wilson the last amateur at Wimbledon
Irony
The Ministry of Silly Walks
Jim Hacker and Sir Humphrey Appleby
And Ber-nerd
Basil Brush
Jim'll Fix it.

Fuck YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 8, 2005 12:47 PM

British Rock like:

The Elgin Marbles,

The Rosetta Stone, and

"Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds".

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 12:48 PM

mushy peas -- fuck yeah!

driving on the wrong side of the road -- fuck yeah!

spotted dick -- fuck yeah!

Posted by: suki at July 8, 2005 12:55 PM

Calling stupid people "nipples,' or "tits."
Alan Patridge
Most good pop music from the last 45 years-

fuck yeah.

Posted by: matt at July 8, 2005 12:56 PM

English country gardens, english formal gardens
english country houses, Fuck Yeah
Laura ahsley Fuck Yeah
Auld Lang syne fuck yeah
for he's a jolly good fellow fuck yeah

adjective--"bloody" fuck yeah
"old boy" fuck yeah
Oxford dons fuck yeah

Posted by: s dean usa at July 8, 2005 12:57 PM

I'm almost afraid to ask, but what exactly is spotted dick?

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 12:57 PM

John Thaw; Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: John at July 8, 2005 12:58 PM

Kate Bush....FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Cathy at July 8, 2005 01:00 PM

Hey Emily, Take courage.

Spotted Dick:
Yield: 6 servings

8 oz self-raising flour
1 pn of salt
4 oz margarine
2 oz castor sugar (superfine)
4 oz to 6 oz sultanas (big
-raisins)
6 tb water

1) Have ready a sheet of foil or a double thickness of grease proof
paper brushed with melted margarine. 2) Make the pudding crust: Sieve
the flour and the salt. Rub in the margarine. Add the sugar and
sultanas. Mix in the water to make a soft dough. 3) Turn out onto a
floured board and form into a roll. 4) Wrap loosely but securely in
the grease proof paper or foil. Tie or seal the ends. 5) Place in the
steamer and cover tightly. Steam for 1.1/2 to 2 hours. 6) Serve with
hot custard sauce or sprinkle with castor sugar. Variation: At stage
3: Put the mixture in a medium-sized (1.1/2 pint) pudding basin with
a round of grease proof paper in the bottom and brush all round
inside with melted margarine. Smooth the top. Cover with foil, or
double grease proof paper brushed underneath with melted margarine
and steam for 1.1/2 to 2 hours. Serve with hot Custard sauce or
sprinkle with castor sugar.

Fuck Yeah!


Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 01:06 PM

Thanks for clearing it up, Chafe. I have to say, however, I remain hesitant to put anything called "spotted dick" into my mouth. That, and I hate raisins.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:10 PM

I think someone attempted to have its name changed to "Spotted Richard" to be "less offensive" or something equally idiotic. Bloody fokking wanker!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 01:11 PM

Re: Spotted Dick Recipe

You can always substitute Brussel Sprouts that have been on the boil since noon and forget the raisins.

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 01:12 PM

BANANAMAN! FUCK YEAH!
...Big Ben! Parliament! FUCK YEAH!
Nigella Lawson! FUCK YEAH!
British Premier League Soccer! FUCK YEAH!!
Clotted cream! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Claire at July 8, 2005 01:13 PM

Ford Prefect!! Fuck Yeah!!

Ford Prefects!! Fuck Yeah!!

Giving us the Spice Girls so we didn't feel so bad about the music coming out of our own country at the time!! FUCK YEAH!!

Tom Baker!! FUCK YEAH!!

William Hartnell!! FUCK YEAH!!

Patrick Troughton!! FUCK YEAH!!

Jon Pertwee!! FUCK YEAH!!

Peter Davidson!! FUCK YEAH!!

Colin Baker!! FUCK YEAH!!

Sylvester McCoy!! FUCK YEAH!!

Paul McGann!! FUCK YEAH!!

Christopher Eccleston!! FUCK YEAH!!

The Daleks!!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 8, 2005 01:15 PM

Spotted Dick Recipe: Take one diseased French whore...

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 8, 2005 01:17 PM

600th comment! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 8, 2005 01:17 PM

Triumph Motorcars-FUCK YEAH
Wallace and Gromit-FUCK YEAH
Dangermouse-FUCK YEAH
Sean Connery-FUCK YEAH
For continuing to produce good beer, while our American companies produced swill only slightly better than moose urine-FUCK YEAH

Posted by: owlish at July 8, 2005 01:18 PM

"Hip, hip, hooray and "Hear, hear" Fuck yeah

Posted by: sdean usa at July 8, 2005 01:19 PM


The city of LIVERPOOL home of the Beatles and the European Soccer Champions: FOOK YEAH!!


Posted by: Luke at July 8, 2005 01:20 PM


Edinburgh! fUcK yEaH!

Posted by: Luke at July 8, 2005 01:22 PM

Chafe - as much as I hate raisins, that doesn't really sound any more appealing.

Ken, don't make me send you to your room without your toys again. Unless, of course, you are trying to share your pain resulting from a bad past experience or something, in which case, carry on. Tell us about the French whore.

The night a friend and I got sauced on vodka and actually sat through the whole of Spice World! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:22 PM

Henry VIII!!! FUCK YEAH!
Thomas Cranmer!!! FUCK YEAH!
Augustine of Canterbury! FUCK YEAH!
The Venerable Bede! FUCK YEAH!
St. Anselm!!! FUCK YEAH!
St. Cuthbert!!! FUCK YEAH!!!
The First Prayer Book!!! FUCK YEAH!
The King James Bible! FUCK YEAH!!!
The Black Prince! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: P Smith at July 8, 2005 01:24 PM

"Giving us the Spice Girls so we didn't feel so bad about the music coming out of our own country at the time..."

You know, Cullen, their music was the most contrived and cheesy bubble-gum pap, but I'll actually always have a place in my heart for the Spice Girls, because they became the Big New Thing just at the moment I was living there, and thus they always make me think of London.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 01:24 PM

All those restaurants in the Earl's Court Area that may or may not still be in business, like Mr. Wings, The Star of India, Boswell's (cheese fritters in Raspberry Sauce): FUCK YEAH!

The Jews of Hatton Garden: FUCK YEAH!

Calling eating a sandwich on a park bench in the drizzle a picnic: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cathy B at July 8, 2005 01:26 PM

Colin Firth!! FUCK YEAH!!

Hugh Laurie!! FUCK YEAH!!

Sean Bean!!FUCK YEAH!!

Naveen Andrews!! FUCK YEAH!!

Orlando Bloom!! FUCK YEAH!!

Jeremy Northam!! FUCK YEAH!!

(At least two were already mentioned, but deserve more than one mention.)

Posted by: denise at July 8, 2005 01:26 PM

I have to confess, that tellmewhatyouwantwhatyoureallyreallywant song makes me want to hurt people. The first time I watched that video, I thought the Spice Girls were the most freakish thing I had ever seen perform.

The Spice Girls breaking up! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:28 PM

I was just in England- I"m moving there soon and these are the things that formerly annoyed me, but from here on out I love:

Banning hoodies- FUCK YEAH!
Narrow roads- FUCK YEAH!
Round abouts- FUCK YEAH!
Big brother- FUCK YEAH!
Coldplay everywhere you go- FUCK YEAH!
Bad customer service- FUCK YEAH!
No air conditioning in the tube- FUCK YEAH!
The "model" signs in doorways in Soho- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jenbl4 at July 8, 2005 01:31 PM

David Niven - fuck yeah!

I've got to say this (hometown loyalty and all that) - Southend, home of the longest pleasure pier in the world! Fuck yeah!

Emily's bravery in watching Spice World - fuck yeah!

Victoria Beckham's repeated denial that she's had a boob job when it's obvious to even a blind man - fuck yeah!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:31 PM

IPA! FUCK YEAH!
Black & Tan! FUCK YEAH!
ESB! FUCK YEAH!
Barley Wine! FUCK YEAH!
Oatmeal Stout! FUCK YEAH!
Old Peculier! FUCK YEAH!
Samuel Smith's! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Matt at July 8, 2005 01:31 PM

jenbl4 - "Coldplay everywhere you go- FUCK YEAH!"

FUCK NO NO NO NO NO! (I seriously hate that whiny little bitch Chris Martin and his sanctimonious smugness and his miserable voice and just ugh ugh ugh!)

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:34 PM

Can't believe there's been no mention of

BEN ELTON: FUCK YEAH!

Not rinsing the soap off the dishes when you do the washing-up: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jon B at July 8, 2005 01:36 PM

The English Language... FUCK YEAH!
Rhodes Scholarships... FUCK YEAH!
Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks and Clash... FUCK YEAH!

(A couple that have been said, but need to be repeated):

Edmund Burke... FUCK YEAH!
America... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Andrew Dobbs at July 8, 2005 01:37 PM

A glass of Pimms on a warm day - FUCK YEAH!!

A mug of Earl Grey on a chilly day - FUCK YEAH!!

Warm champagne and a slice of fruit cake at a summer wedding - FUCK YEAH!!

The smell of freshly mown grass - FUCK YEAH!!

Black Pudding from the Black Isle - FUCK YEAH!!

Haggis, neeps and tatties - FUCK YEAH!!


Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 01:38 PM

Milk in tea - fuck yeah!

Newcastle Brown Ale especially fuck yeah even if they have closed down the original factory and so ended an era!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:39 PM

Please help your ignorant American cousins here - what are neeps and tatties? Are they more frightening-sounding foods?

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:40 PM

Turnips and potatoes!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:41 PM

John Steed
Patrick Macnee

Emma Peel
Diana Rigg

Purdy
Joanna Lumley

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 01:43 PM

Thanks, Lizzie.

This thread is actually turning out to be educational!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:43 PM

Isambard Kingdom Brunel
Reverend W. W. Awdry
Nigel Gresley
William Stanier
George Jackson Churchward
Gordon, Henry, and all of Thomas's friends

Posted by: Stephen Karlson at July 8, 2005 01:45 PM

Lizzie, with regard to Coldplay, I don't care for them either, but as Emily said about a zillion comments ago with respect to my questioning praise for Ted Heath, in this thread, everything British short of unmitigated evil (e.g., George Galloway) gets a FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 01:47 PM

Oooaaaawwww all right then!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:48 PM

Ye powers wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill of fare,
Old Scotland wants no stinking ware
That jaups in luggies;
But, if you wish her grateful prayer
Give her a Haggis!

Robert Burns - FUCK YEAH!!

Lizzie got there first with the neeps and tatties, but:

Smokies - FUCK YEAH!!

Cloutie Dumpling - FUCK YEAH!!

Drop Scones - FUCK YEAH!!

Finan Haddie - FUCK YEAH!!

Cullen Skink - FUCK YEAH!!

and

Pan Drops - FUCK YEAH!!


Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 01:50 PM

What, pray tell, are those things you've just mentioned, Arthur?

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 01:53 PM

i may have missed it in the hundreds of posts, but:
Alan Rickman gets a HUGE FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Dot Wonder Chicken at July 8, 2005 01:53 PM

Lizzie - re: Spice World. It had nothing to do with my own personal bravery. I couldn't have done it without the vodka. If memory serves - and it rarely does when liquor is involved - the film actually featured an alien encounter.

Chafe - definitely Joanna Lumley.

Patsy Stone on "Absolutely Fabulous" going to bed with a cigarette in one hand and a lighter in the other so that she can begin smoking the instant she wakes up the following morning! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:54 PM

Finan haddie and drop scones I can Fuck Yeah along with Arthur, but he's going to have to explain the rest to us, because I can't!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 01:55 PM

Dave,
I think I should finally just link to a British slang dictionary for reference already. I have no idea what any of those things are either.

Calling diapers "nappies"! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 01:56 PM

a) fish (smoked)

b) suet and fruit dumpling

c) pancakes...mmmm

d) more fish

e) soup made with bits of a) and d)

f) small peppermint sweet (candy) - or "sooker"

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 01:59 PM

Right, I've Googled 'em, and apparently Cullen Skink is a soup, Cloutie Dumpling is a suet pudding boiled in a cloth, and Smokies are also smoked haddock (as are Finan Haddie)

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 02:00 PM

Right, I've Googled 'em, and apparently Cullen Skink is a soup, Cloutie Dumpling is a suet/fruit pudding boiled in a cloth, and Smokies are also smoked haddock (as are Finan Haddie).

The Scots speak entirely their own language!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 02:01 PM

Oops. And double Oops as Arthur already explained.

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 02:03 PM

Turning the SAS loose on these merchants. FUCK YEAH.

The incomparable Mark Knopfler. Just YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. Cannot be improper with this one.

Posted by: Wombat at July 8, 2005 02:05 PM

English nurses in the U.S.
My English wife
My 1/2 English children
English weddings
Funny Easter hats that don't look a little strange no matter how generous you feel about them.
Brighton Rock the candy
Brighton Rock the book
Guitar amplifiers that go to 11
Mr. Smoketoomuch (so he'd better cut down a little)
The world's funniest (deadliest) joke
The soapbox (when stood upon)
Hercule Poirot
Inspector Morse
Virgin Air
Apples and Pears (stairs)

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 02:10 PM

J.B. (George) Statham, none better. FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: Wombat at July 8, 2005 02:11 PM

So sorry, FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 02:12 PM

Hahahaha. "The world's funniest joke."

"Two peanuts vere valking down ze shtreet. Vone vas assaulted...peanut." FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 02:15 PM

George Bush waving to the aviation enthusiasts at Prestwick Airport today and the hundreds of large policemen and cute policewomen who let us be there. FUCK YEAH!

The same enthusiasts giving the finger to Chirac's plane. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: David Farrer at July 8, 2005 02:20 PM

CAMRA. FUCK YEAH.

WOODFORDE"S WHERRY. BIG FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: Wombat at July 8, 2005 02:21 PM

"Two Nations divided by a common language" - AYE RIGHT!!

Thanks for the sentiments, chaps (and chapesses)!

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 02:22 PM

The incomparable Mrs. Beeton!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 8, 2005 02:24 PM

David,
PLEASE tell me that you got photos of people flipping off Chirac's plane and that you are going to post them on your blog. I would LOVE to see that.

Has anybody mentioned Christopher Nolan yet? Oh well, just in case...

Christopher Nolan! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 02:25 PM

Emily

Curses. I didn't think of that. They were also shouting out: "Has anyone got an Olympic flag?"

Someone was asking why the French had two planes. I replied: "The other one is for Chirac's supply of deep-fried Haggis."

Posted by: David Farrer at July 8, 2005 02:37 PM

Flanders & Swann
Eddie Izzard
creative insults...fokkin 'ell!

Posted by: "Mindles H. Dreck" at July 8, 2005 02:42 PM

Brigg's Umbrella--expensive

Lobb's Shoes--too expensive

Memories of UK vacations with my folks--priceless

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 02:42 PM

In the absence of a photo of the departure from Prestwick you might pop a caption to this one from earlier today. (Anything has to be better than the one already there):
http://editorial.gettyimages.com/source/search/details_pop.aspx?iid=53205840&cdi;=0

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 02:44 PM

Scrumpy! FUCK YEAH!
Perry! FUCK YEAH!
And every other sort of filthy, cloudy Real Zoider! FUCK YEAH!
Wells Cathedral! FUCK YEAH!
Druids, dead and living! FUCK YEAH!

- Stomaphagus

Posted by: Stomaphagus at July 8, 2005 02:45 PM

David,
Hahahaha. How great would it have been if somebody *did* have an Olympic flag?!?!?

"Hey, Jacques! We have a parting gift for you!"

British people flipping off Jacques Chirac! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 02:46 PM

...and this man has obviously just spotted David in the crowd at Gleneagles...
http://about.reuters.com/pictures/galleries/preview.aspx?gallery=Life&story;=632552279179519212&picture;=X000660020050708e178000gq.jpg

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 02:49 PM

Sod Off Swampy! FUCK YEAH!!!!!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 8, 2005 02:58 PM

Treacle Tarts! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 8, 2005 03:04 PM

Not enough religion in this list!

The C of E! FUCK YEAH!
The Archbishop of Canterbury! FUCK YEAH!

Someone already said Gerard Manley Hopkins but I'm going to say it again! FUCK YEAH!

And, on the subject of religious experiences: Galaxy bars! FUCK YEAH! Flake bars too! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: amberspyglass at July 8, 2005 03:04 PM

Flanders and Swann on another French President:

Vive de Gaulle!

This old man, he played one,
He played knick-knack at Verdun.
Cognac, Armagnac, Burgundy and Beaune,
This old man came rolling home.

This old man, World War Two,
He told Churchill what to do,
Free French general, crosses of Lorraine,
He came rolling home again.

This old man, he played trois,
Vive la France, la France c'est moi!
Gimcrack governments, call me if you please:
Colombey les deux Eglises.

This old man, he played four,
Choose de Gaulle or civil war!
Come back president, govern by decree,
Referendum, oui, oui, oui!

This old man, he played five,
France is safe: I'm still alive.
Plastique, Pompidou, sing the Marseillaise,
Algerie, n'est pas francaise!

This old man, he played six,
France and England, they don't mix.
Eytie, Benelux, Germany, and Me:
that's my market recipe.

This old man, sept et huit,
NATO give me back my fleet!
*kiss kiss* Adenauer ratified in Bonn.
One old man goes on and on.

This old man, nine and ten,
He'll play knick till God knows when,
Cognac, Armagnac, Burgundy and Beaune,
This old man thinks he's Saint Joan.

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Chafe at July 8, 2005 03:05 PM

Not enough English Food. This might be the one day we celebrate it!

Wheatabix! Fuck Yeah
Callard & Bowser Chocolates Fuck Yeah

And English dentistry: fuck yeah!

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 03:12 PM

2nd round...

St. Andrews -- FUCK YEAH!
Robert the Bruce -- FUCK YEAH!
Tom Jones -- FUCK YEAH!
The Mayflower -- FUCK YEAH!
Geordies -- FUCK YEAH!
Cockney Rhyming Slang -- FUCK YEAH!
Dropped "h"s -- FUCK YEAH!
Silly Walks -- FUCK YEAH!
Henly-on-Thames -- FUCK YEAH!
Eric A. Blair -- FUCK YEAH!
Lemon Curry -- FUCK YEAH!
"Ruby Murray" -- FUCK YEAH!
"Trouble and Strife" -- FUCK YEAH!
Robyn Hitchcock -- FUCK YEAH!
Trainspotting -- FUCK YEAH!
Anoraks -- FUCK YEAH!
Cornish Pasties -- FUCK YEAH!
Fish and Chips -- FUCK YEAH!
Harrod's -- FUCK YEAH!
Burberry's FUCK YEAH!
Saville Row -- FUCK YEAH!
Fleet Street -- FUCK YEAH!
Baker Street -- FUCK YEAH!
Betws-y-Coed -- FUCK YEAH!
Brecon Beacons -- FUCK YEAH!
Hadrian's Wall -- FUCK YEAH!
Offa's Dike -- FUCK YEAH!
Pub Crawls -- FUCK YEAH!
"Do Us a Favor" -- FUCK YEAH!
The Chunnel -- FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Man -- FUCK YEAH!
Jersey -- FUCK YEAH!
Guernsey -- FUCK YEAH!
Hebrides -- FUCK YEAH!
Orkney Islands -- FUCK YEAH!
Scara Brae -- FUCK YEAH!
West Kennett Long Barrow -- FUCK YEAH!
Eton -- FUCK YEAH!
Their Finest Hour -- FUCK YEAH!
Queen Elizabeth II -- FUCK YEAH!
Fawlty Towers -- FUCK YEAH!
Nudge Nudge Say No More -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 03:12 PM

Art teachers that complete your assignments! Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 03:12 PM

amberspyglass,
Feel free to add all the religion you like to the list, as long as you don't post anything hateful or sectarian. Cheers!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:13 PM

Church of Scotland intimations

Free Church of Scotland psalms

Free Presbyterian Church of Scotland sermons

Anglo Catholic Evensong

The Cramner Prayer Book

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 03:16 PM

English Reserve RATHER GOOD

oops, sorry wrong post

Posted by: Caroline at July 8, 2005 03:17 PM

Charles,
Nudge Nudge Say No More! FUCK YEAH!

The Greek philosophers versus the German philosophers football match with Confucius as the referree! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:18 PM

Emily taking the time to generate a master list of all that is great and good about the UK -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 03:18 PM

Oh, and a PROPER ENGLISH BREAKFAST with streaky bacon, bangers, hard eggs, Heinz beans, stewed tomatoes and a REAL SCONE, not those yuppified pieces of shit you get at Starbucks- FUCK YEAH!!!!

Thanks for hosting this nonsense!

Posted by: the pragmatic chef� at July 8, 2005 03:19 PM

I like those yuppified pieces of shit you get at Starbucks, but there is nothing better than a real scone. Which reminds me - my Grandma's baking - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 03:20 PM

Heinz beans?!?!? You guys eat beans for breakfast? Oh well...

Beans for breakfast! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:20 PM

the pragmatic chef�, you forgot fried mushrooms and fried bread. And pretty much anything else you can chuck in a frying pan, actually. We're not fussy about our breakfasts!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 03:21 PM

Cup of Cocoa

Dressing Gown and Slippers

Wife in bed

Home Sweet Home

Night Night!!

Posted by: Arthur at July 8, 2005 03:23 PM

Good night, Arthur. Thank you for all you've contributed.

Having sweet dreams! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:25 PM

Visiting Poosie Nansie's Hostelry on the way back from seeing Airforce One. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: David Farrer at July 8, 2005 03:29 PM

Royal St. Georges. FUCK YEAH!

Carnoustie. FUCK YEAH!

St. Andrews. FUCK YEAH!

Tommy Morris. FUCK YEAH!

Colin Montgomerie. FUCK YEAH!

Nicky Faldo. FUCK YEAH!

Sandy Lyle, FUCK YEAH!

Justin Rose. FUCK YEAH!

Lee Westwood, who's killed the Yanks in every Ryder Cup he's ever played in. FUCK YEAH!

Renton on the commentary team. FUCK YEAH!

For inventing the damn infuriating and beautiful game in the first place. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 8, 2005 03:29 PM

Right! Lizzie for remembering the fried mushrooms and toast- FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: the pragmatic chef� at July 8, 2005 03:31 PM

The incomparable Noel Coward

London pride has been handed down to us,
London pride is a flower that's free.
London pride means our own dear town to us,
And our pride it forever will be.
Grey city
Stubbornly implanted,
Taken so for granted
For a thousand years.
Stay, city,
Smokily enchanted,
Cradle of our memories and hopes and fears.
Every Blitz
Your resistance
Toughening,
From the Ritz
To the Anchor and Crown,
Nothing ever could override
The pride of London Town."

Fuck YEAH!!!

Posted by: terjoha at July 8, 2005 03:31 PM

terjoha,
That was beautiful. Thank you for posting it.

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:33 PM

Those glorious ships past and present Queen Mary and the Queen Elizabeth I and II fuck yeah

Those wonderful British butlers and English nannies everwhere! fuck yeah

The magnificent RAF during WWII fuck yeah

The lovely, mystical, foggy days in London town and the Thames (Tims) fuck yeah!

Posted by: sdean usa at July 8, 2005 03:42 PM

I can't believe no one said it, so I must...

Lea & Perrins FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Henway at July 8, 2005 03:47 PM

John Ludlow, a surgeon in Chipping Sodbury, who apprenticed a young boy called Eddy Jenner as assistant apothecary. When the boy became a man he invented smallpox vacination and was responsible for the first time for wiping an infectious disease from the face of the earth.

Edward Jenner - FUCK YEAH!
John Ludlow - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: terjoha at July 8, 2005 03:48 PM

Henway,
I did mention worcester sauce somewhere above, though not specifically Lee & Perrins, but I definitely second your FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 03:51 PM

Nick Drake ("Pink Moon") FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 03:52 PM

Wooorcestcestercistershershire sauce? Mmmm...FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 03:53 PM

Leonard Rossiter---FUCK YEAH!
"The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin"---FUCK YEAH!
"Love Actually"---FUCK YEAH!
Keira Knightley---FUCK YEAH!
Bill Nighy----FUCK YEAH!
Geoffrey Palmer---FUCK YEAH!
"As Time Goes By"---FUCK YEAH!
Onslow on "Keeping Up Appearances"---FUCK YEAH!
Felicity Kendall---FUCK YEAH!
Richard Briers---FUCK YEAH!
"Good Neighbours"--FUCK YEAH!
"The Two Ronnies"--FUCK YEAH!
Elisabeth Sladen--FUCK YEAH!
The Oxford Movement--AMEN!

Posted by: Larry at July 8, 2005 03:54 PM

Mmmmm...Keira Knightley! FUCK YEAH! That hasn't been said in at least 150 comments. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 03:58 PM

This list has gone from funny to deeply moving. There really isn't another country on Earth that Americans are so intimately and affectionately familiar with. All the political speeches in the world don't get at what you've gotten at here. A real gift. I wish it came in a poster. Bloody brilliant and wonderful.

A.

P.S. Mini Coopers and Balti curries and vicars at the pub.

Posted by: Adam at July 8, 2005 04:00 PM

"...are the words "fuck yeah" starting to lose all meaning through repetition to anyone else?"

Fuck NO!

Posted by: troqua at July 8, 2005 04:04 PM

That'd be a pretty fucking big poster, Adam. ;-) Seriously, though, you're totally right: thanks again, Emily.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 04:05 PM

The people that are posting on this thread are the ones who are making it great. I'm overwhelmed by the response of so many generous people sharing their kind thoughts in the aftermath of yesterday's events.

Thank YOU. All of you (except that dickhead Patrick who called us retarded).

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 04:09 PM

3rd round...

The High Street -- FUCK YEAH!
Marks and Sparks -- FUCK YEAH!
Tesco -- FUCK YEAH!
B.A.D. -- FUCK YEAH!
Eric Clapton -- FUCK YEAH!
St. Martin in the Fields -- FUCK YEAH!
(and the) Cafe in the Crypt -- FUCK YEAH!
Alfred Hitchcock -- FUCK YEAH!
M -- FUCK YEAH!
Q -- FUCK YEAH!
The Stone of Scone -- FUCK YEAH!
The Crown Jewels -- FUCK YEAH!
Exmoor -- FUCK YEAH!
Dartmoor -- FUCK YEAH!
The Wasdale Head Inn -- FUCK YEAH!
Wadworth's 6X -- FUCK YEAH!
Old Peculiar -- FUCK YEAH!
Winter Warmer -- FUCK YEAH!
Wellies -- FUCK YEAH!
John O'Groats -- FUCK YEAH!
The Court of St. James -- FUCK YEAH!
Saint George -- FUCK YEAH!
Shepperton Studios -- FUCK YEAH!
Salisbury Plain -- FUCK YEAH!
Salisbury Cathedral -- FUCK YEAH!
Winchester Cathedral -- FUCK YEAH!
GMT -- FUCK YEAH!
The Golden Hind -- FUCK YEAH!
Bushy Park -- FUCK YEAH!
Nottingham Forest -- FUCK YEAH!
The Firth of Forth -- FUCK YEAH!
Mousehole, Cornwall -- FUCK YEAH!
Gilbert & Sullivan -- FUCK YEAH!
Prime Minister's Question Time -- FUCK YEAH!
Alfred the Great -- FUCK YEAH!
Christopher Wren -- FUCK YEAH!
James Clerk Maxwell -- FUCK YEAH!
David Hume -- FUCK YEAH!
Jonathan Swift -- FUCK YEAH!
The Globe -- FUCK YEAH!
Conkers -- FUCK YEAH!
Punters -- FUCK YEAH!
Canal Boats -- FUCK YEAH!
Crystal Palace -- FUCK YEAH!
Box Junctions -- FUCK YEAH!
Pelican Crossings -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 04:13 PM

KILLING BEARS TO MAKE REALLY UGLY HATS!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bunni at July 8, 2005 04:25 PM

No one has yet mentioned Herman's Hermits?? WTF is wrong with you people??

Herman's hermits - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at July 8, 2005 04:26 PM

Bunni, FYI, Napoleon started it, but the Brigade of Foot Guards wear them in commemoration of beating his Imperial Guard at Waterloo, so that also falls under the subset of:

Kicking French ass 5 zillion times! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 04:29 PM

Being the huge Roger Miller fan that I am (go ahead and laugh if you want to), I can't believe I didn't post these lyrics sooner.

Now if you huff and puff and you finally save enough
Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea,
Take a tip before you take your trip; let me tell you where to go,
Go to England, Oh

England swings like a pendulum do
Bobbies on bicycles two by two
Westminister Abbey
The Tower of Big Ben
The rosey red cheeks of the little children

Mama's old pajamas and your papa's mustache,
Falling out the window sill, frolic in the grass,
Tryin' to mock the way they talk fun but all in vain,
Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes.

England swings! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 04:38 PM

Ralph Vaughn Williams! Fuck Yeah!
John Fields! Fuch Yeah!
God Save The Queen/My Country 'Tis of Thee! Fuck
Yeah!
Bad Teeth! Fuck yeah!
Polo ponies! Fuck Yeah!
Sir Thomas More! Fuck Yeah!
Thomas Becket! Fuck Yeah!


Posted by: theresa at July 8, 2005 04:51 PM

fried egg and bacon sandwiches, with the bread fried in the bacon fat�FUCK YEAH
Sandwiches�FUCK YEAH
Deep fried candy bars and Twinkies�FUCK YEAH

Turning the almost barren island of Hong Kong into the world�s greatest economic success story and then, 150 years later, walking away from it because the lease was up�fuck yeah

The most ridiculous sport in the world, tossing the caber (Burly men in skirts throwing around telephone poles) FUCK YEAH

Posted by: hist_ed at July 8, 2005 05:00 PM

I kinda forgot she is from SPAIN LOL!

NEVER MIND LOL
Michael Wilding FUCK YEAH

Gladys Cooper FUCK YEAH
Trevor Howard FUCK YEAH

And don't forget Jacko homegirl

Elizabeth Taylor Hilton Wilding Todd Fisher Burton Burton Warner Fronteky FUCK YEAHHH

Well she is from England ORIGNALLY

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 05:00 PM

Mrs. Brown's Lovely Daughter! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 8, 2005 05:11 PM

Skiffle Bands! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mr Bingley at July 8, 2005 05:12 PM

Pop Round to see the family FUCK YEAH
SHAUN OF THE DEAD! FUCK YEAH!
PUBS FUCK YEAH!!

MONTY PYTHON FUCK YEAH!!!

WILLIAM WALLACE FUCK YEAH!!!

Standing Stones @ http://www.stonepages.com/scotland/callanish.html
FUCK YEAH!!!

If it were for a Scotsman we would not even have Television.

If it weren't for Winston Churchill, we would fear other things.

Posted by: rushtour2112 at July 8, 2005 05:12 PM

And to answer the William Wallace above: Edward I! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 05:16 PM

Holy shit! 700 comments? SEVEN-FUCKING-HUNDRED COMMENTS?! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 05:17 PM

Here's to the Brits for giving us what has got to be the most widely used word in the world:

***FUCK!*** so, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Charles at July 8, 2005 05:18 PM

The English language FUCK YEAH!
With an different dialect every 10 miles FUCK YEAH!
(Not kidding, I love them all - even the snooty 'I'm upper class and you are not' one...)
Rhyming Slang FUCK YEAH (except for 'seppo' - FUCK NO)
'Knock me up in the morning' FUCK YEAH! (I think that was a bi-lingual double-entendre...).

TEAM BRITAIN: FUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Kathy K at July 8, 2005 05:19 PM

Kathy, I believe it was Henry Higgins who said you could place an Englishman within 10 miles and a Londoner within 10 blocks.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 05:22 PM

Emily - you've just made me dig out an old, old vinyl (it's called Fun Rock and it dates from 1976) that has England Swings on it! I'm going to put it on tomorrow when I get up (it's too late to do that now) - there's also Running Bear, Knock Three Times, The Clapping Song, Woolly Bully, Flying Purple People Eater, and plenty more. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 8, 2005 05:25 PM

Not Guido himself, nor gunpowder and treason, but a penny for the Guy on Guy Fawkes Day, FAWK YEAH!

Posted by: triticale at July 8, 2005 05:30 PM

WHich reminds me... Julie Andrews and Rex Harrison - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Kathy K at July 8, 2005 05:31 PM

Laurence Oliver FUCH YEAH
Danny Kaye FUCK YEAH

Alfred Hitchcock FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 05:36 PM

How's this?

The Industrial Revolution! FUCK YEAH!
Freedom and Personal Liberties! FUCK YEAH!
Habeas Corpus! FUCK YEAH!

etc.

Posted by: ninme at July 8, 2005 05:38 PM

MUSHY PEAS: FUCK YEAH!
KIDNEY PIE: FUCK YEAH!
YELLOW TEETH: FUCK YEAH!
SHRIMP FLAVORED POTATO CHIPS: FUCK YEAH!
NOT FRENCH: FUCK YEAH!
AWFUL CIGARETTES: FUCK YEAH
GREAT BEER: FUCK YEAH!
PRINCESS DI: FUCK YEAH!
ANGUSTORA BITTERS: Umm fuck that...

Posted by: sleazus at July 8, 2005 05:42 PM

Cathy Rogers and Scrapheap Challenge ("Junkyard Wars" for the western side of the Atlantic)- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: BMS at July 8, 2005 05:45 PM

Jenny Agutter FUCK YEAH!
Massive Attack FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Steve in Houston at July 8, 2005 05:45 PM

To all of you guys who've left me in stiches on this website - FUCK YEAH!

Has anyone mentioned TONY BLAIR (Fuck Yeah!) for having the balls to go to war? FUCK YEAH!

For my girlfriend who's half-British - FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Matt at July 8, 2005 05:52 PM

Ned's dead and we all get to split his 6.8 million pound lottery ticket! - FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: d-rod at July 8, 2005 05:53 PM

The whole British Invasion - the soundtrack to my youth. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Nancy in Illinois at July 8, 2005 05:55 PM

did anyone do William Blake? FUCK YEAH

who wrote Jerusalem:

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold:
Bring me my arrows of desire:
Bring me my spear: O clouds unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire.

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.

FUCK YEAH

dark satanic mills - FUCK YEAH

arrows of desire - FUCK YEAH

thanks for that - it was fun ...

Posted by: kevin gardner at July 8, 2005 06:01 PM

Dave J,
I know. I'm just dumbfounded at the response. The original post must have taken less than two minutes to conceive of and type out. I am completely amazed.

I don't know where everybody's coming from - mostly Sullivan, I'm guessing - but every last one of them is welcome to this space. This is the coolest thing I have ever been a part of in my 3 1/2 years as a blogger.

Henry Higgins! FUCK YEAH!
Eliza Doolittle! FUCK YEAH!
"Get Me To The Church On Time"! FUCK YEAH!
The rain in Spain staying mainly in the plain! FUCK YEAH!
Fetch my slippers! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 06:03 PM

All of you people make me want to say, in the immortal words of Charles Dickens's Tiny Tim: "God bless us, every one." FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 06:11 PM


Stanley and Dr. Livingstone (Dr. Livingstone, I presume) Fuck yeah

A superb mystery writer, P.D. James fuck yeah

Lady Godiva- absolutely!! fuck yeah

Posted by: sdean usa at July 8, 2005 06:15 PM

Echo and The Bunnymen FUCK YEA!
Cats Protection League FUCK YEA!

Posted by: Pamela at July 8, 2005 06:28 PM

I shall now list some of the things that make me love my country, but I feel I must punctuate them with a more British refrain.

Robin Hood and the Peasant's Revolt - fudge yes!
William Shakespeare and Christopher Marlowe - fudge yes!
The Royal Navy and the Levellers - fudge yes!
The Glorious Revolution and the mother of all Parliaments - fudge yes!
London gin and Yorkshire pudding - fudge yes!
William Blake and Charles Babbage - fudge yes!
Socialism and the Labour movement - fudge yes!
Charles Dickens and Oscar Wilde - fudge yes!
The RAF and the BBC - fudge yes!
The Dunkirk and Blitz spirits - fudge yes!
Spitfires and Bletchley Park - fudge yes!
Winston Churchill and Clement Attlee - fudge yes!
George Orwell and Graham Greene - fudge yes!
Beating the Nazis and creating the welfare state - fudge yes!
NATO and the NHS - fudge yes!
(And therefore, Ernest Bevin and Nye Bevan - fudge yes!)
The end of Empire and the forging of the Commonwealth - fudge yes!
David Lean and Alfred Hitchcock - fudge yes!
The permissive society and thw swining sixties - fudge yes!
The Beatles and the Stones - fudge yes!
'Doctor Who' and 'Coronation Street' - fudge yes!
David Bowie and Marc Bolan - fudge yes!
Acid House and Brit Pop - fudge yes!
Tolerance and diversity - fudge yes!
Tea and taking this in our stride. FUDGE YES!

Posted by: Gregg at July 8, 2005 06:39 PM

Would somebody here please explain to me what kidney pie is?

Learning about British cuisine! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 06:40 PM

Thomas Mahon and www.englishcut.com! FUCK YEAH!

Strictly Come Dancing (aka "Dancing with the Stars")! FUCK YEAH!

Anne Robinson! FUCK YEAH!

Sean Connery! FUCK YEAH! (He's Scottish, that counts)

Posted by: Erbo at July 8, 2005 06:42 PM

Of course it counts, Erbo. Tony Blair is Scottish, too. The Scots practically ran the Empire, and some people might even say the UK is run by a "Scottish Raj," but we won't get into that on this thread. There's plenty of FUCK YEAH!s to things Scottish among these comments, and rightly so.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 06:47 PM

Has anybody mentioned bagpipes?

Bagpipes! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 06:49 PM

Dare I say, "If it isn't Scottish, it's crap!" -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 07:02 PM

Something I got rid of 2 months ago...

Spotted Dick! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jufray at July 8, 2005 07:14 PM

One more...

Triumph Motorcycles -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 8, 2005 07:15 PM

You guys also ahve a link from vodkapundit. Let's lift a pint to that dear chap Green!

Posted by: theresa at July 8, 2005 07:18 PM

Afternoon tea -- FUCK YEAH!
Cucumber sandwiches -- FUCK YEAH!
Emma Thompson -- FUCK YEAH!
Eddie Izzard -- FUCK YEAH!
Blackadder -- FUCK YEAH!
The Prisoner except for the last episode -- FUCK YEAH!
Python -- FUCK YEAH!
Flanders & Swann -- FUCK YEAH!
Douglas Adams -- FUCK YEAH!
Alan Moore -- FUCK YEAH!

Marillion -- FUCK YEAH!
The Beat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Damned -- FUCK YEAH!
Tull -- FUCK YEAH!
Robert Fripp -- FUCK YEAH!
Saxon -- FUCK YEAH!
...trying reeely hard to think of bands that you yobbo bastards haven't already -- Oh! Mike Oldfield! FUCK YEAH!

and my Mini Cooper S -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Medium Head Mike at July 8, 2005 07:39 PM

Hannibal Lector aka Antonry Hopkins FUCK YEAH

Anna Duchess of Bedford the lady created Afteroon tea FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 08:12 PM

Stephen Green - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 08:19 PM

Bridget Jones and her diary! V. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: theresa at July 8, 2005 08:21 PM

Masterpiece Theater & Allister Cooke! Fuck Yeah!
Are You Being Served! Fuck Yeah!
(now I'll never get to bed-this is addictive)

Posted by: theresa at July 8, 2005 08:27 PM

Thick-fingered gloves and watch caps from the Underground gift shop--FUCK YEAH!

George Orwell--FUCK YEAH!

Chicken tikka khorma in the convenience stores--FUCK YEAH!

Harrods--FUCK YEAH!

Boat tours of the Thames--FUCK YEAH!

The Puppetry of the Penis--FUCK YEAH!

Pashmina kiosks that are open even when nothing else is--FUCK YEAH!

People walking their dogs in the Mall when it's raining and 40 degrees, just as if the weather were good--FUCK YEAH!

Wimbledon--FUCK YEAH!

Pints of dark beer with creamy beige heads--FUCK YEAH!

Shandy--FUCK YEAH!

Buildings that look like they ought to be famous for something, just because they're so old, but they're just office flats--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: TAFKA at July 8, 2005 08:31 PM

Speaking of Anna, Duchess of Bedford, Kelly, the whole Russell family (headed by the Dukes of Bedford) were the real estate developers of 18th century London, hence Russell Square, Bedford Square, Tavistock Square (the Duke of Bedford is also Marquess of Tavistock)--all rather of note since yesterday--and many other places bearing their names. The Russells! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 08:41 PM

The Mary Whitehorse Experience - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!
Double-decker buses - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: John at July 8, 2005 08:53 PM

OMG, just from this from Vodkapundit. Over 700 posts and I get the first:

Def Leppard -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim in Washington state at July 8, 2005 08:55 PM

You get the first what, Jim?

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 09:01 PM

The first FUCK YEAH! for Def Leppard.

Posted by: Jim in Washington state at July 8, 2005 09:02 PM

George Orwell - FUCK YEAH!
Muriel Spark - FUCK YEAH!
John Le Carre - FUCK YEAH!
Jane Austen - FUCK YEAH!
Joseph Turner - FUCK YEAH!
Richard Burton (both of them) - FUCK YEAH!
Honor Blackman - FUCK YEAH!
Richard Thompson and Ashley Hutchings - FUCK YEAH!
Susannah York - FUCK YEAH!
Malcolm McDowell - FUCK YEAH!
The Earl of Sandwich - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Yehudit at July 8, 2005 09:10 PM

I'm afraid not, actually. I know they're up in the earlier comments somewhere. But that's OK: we gave up on trying to prevent repeats ages ago.

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 09:11 PM

Oops, never mind: running the find function determines that you are indeed correct, so congratulations on an increasingly difficult accomplishment. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 09:13 PM

Eccles Cakes FUCK YEAH

Iced Buns FUCK YEAH

Maltesers FUCK YEAH

Roast Lamb with Onion Sauce FUCK YEAH

Never liked them before but FUCK YEAH they're still going... STATUS QUO

The Anglosphere sticking together through thick and thin... a monumental FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: Julie at July 8, 2005 09:16 PM

I can't add much. But shall we make it scan so we can sing along?


Fish and chips! FUCK YEAH!
Football! FUCK YEAH!
The Queen! FUCK YEAH!
Marmalade! FUCK YEAH!
Boxing Day! FUCK YEAH!
Oxford! FUCK YEAH!
Agincourt! FUCK YEAH!
Marxists! FUCK YEAH!

FUCK YEAH!

Shakespeare! FUCK YEAH!
Newton! FUCK YEAH!
Warm beer! FUCK YEAH!
Palaces! FUCK YEAH!

Punk rock! FUCK YEAH!
Page Three! FUCK YEAH!
Earl Grey! FUCK YEAH!
The Union Jack! FUCK YEAH!
Roundabouts! FUCK YEAH!
Spotted dick! ...fuck, yeah... fuck... yeah...

Magna Carta! FUCK YEAH!
The dole! FUCK YEAH!
Monty Python! FUCK YEAH!
Crumpets! FUCK YEAH!
Marks & Spencer! FUCK YEAH!
Churchill! FUCK YEAH!
The Beeb! FUCK YEAH!
Question Time! FUCK YEAH!

Stonehenge! FUCK YEAH!
Mad cows! ...fuck, yeah... fuck... yeah...
Sportsmanship!
Tweed!

Posted by: jaed at July 8, 2005 09:20 PM

Not a problem Dave. I was just a bit suprised. And I got to post 500 before I thought to use the "Find on page" function myself. Go figure. :-O

Posted by: Jim in Washington state at July 8, 2005 09:21 PM

Royal Shakespeare Company - Fuck Yeah!
The Stranglers - Fuck Yeah!
J.G. Ballard - Fuck Yeah!
Ernest Rutherford (spent his adult life in England) - Fuck Yeah!
King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table - Fuck Yeah!
Graham Swift - Fuck Yeah!
Phillip Kerr - Fuck Yeah!
Rudyard Kipling - Fuck Yeah!
Charles Dickens - Fuck Yeah!

This is cool. Thank you.

Posted by: Mark Wilson at July 8, 2005 09:30 PM

Catford FUCK YEAH
ZEBRA walks FUCK YEAH
Sainsburys FUCK YEAH
PG Wodehouse FUCK YEAH
Jane Austen FUCK YEAH
Gin and Tonics down the pub FUCK YEAH
All of my best friends laughing this off and going for a drink FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Honey at July 8, 2005 09:31 PM

Goodnight again, everybody. 747 and counting...wow!

Posted by: Dave J at July 8, 2005 09:32 PM

OHH you know what one of earlier poster say something about I Claduis that mini series on DVD through BBC or PBS here in the US
I score it

Dont' forget

UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIR ENTIRE SERIES FUCK YEAH
First Churchills first mini series on Masterpiece theatre DOUBLE FUCK YEAH
Which start John Neville aka later on Well maincutred man on X-files

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 09:42 PM

OHH you know what one of earlier poster say something about I Claduis that mini series on DVD through BBC or PBS here in the US
I score it

Dont' forget

UPSTAIRS DOWNSTAIR ENTIRE SERIES FUCK YEAH
First Churchills first mini series on Masterpiece theatre DOUBLE FUCK YEAH
Which start John Neville aka later on Well maincutred man on X-files

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 09:42 PM

Books!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 09:43 PM

OOPS SORRY ABOUT DOUBLE POST LOL!

OH how about another how about
David Starsky Brit historian FUCK YEAH

Especially that mini series he did Sixth wives of Henry the eighth DOUBLE FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 8, 2005 09:45 PM

Anthony Burgess - FUCK YEAH!
George Bernard Shaw - FUCK YEAH!
Robert Conquest - FUCK YEAH!
John Brunner - FUCK YEAH!
JG Ballard - FUCK YEAH!
Michael Moorcock - FUCK YEAH! (even if he lives in TX)

Posted by: Yehudit at July 8, 2005 09:49 PM

Speaking of Skiffle: I can't believe I haven't seen them on this list but maybe my eyes are getting blurry but they soooo belong here big time--THE KINKS! FUCKITY FUCK YEAH!!

Pembroke and Cardigan Welsh Corgis--FUCK YEAH!

Haggis with enough 21 year old single malt scotch to wash the taste and feel out of your mouth--FUCK YEAH!

Pimm's in a big pitcher with tons of fruit and cucumber in the summertime--FUCK YEAH!

inches, feet, yard, miles, acres, cups, pints, quart, gallons, etc.--FUCK YEAH!

tea without the bag (miffed not tiffed)--FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Judie at July 8, 2005 09:49 PM

Michael Palin...FUCK YEAH!
Terry Jones...FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: John at July 8, 2005 09:54 PM

Can't believe it's only been said one: Wallace and Gromit: FUCK YEAH!

The African Queen: FUCK YEAH!

Pub Crawls: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cate from NY at July 8, 2005 10:05 PM

Jordan - FUCK YEAH!
Spanking Fetishes - FUCK YEAH!
The Light Brigade - FUCK YEAH!
Humiliating lawyers with powdered wigs - FUCK YEAH!
Isaac Newton - FUCK YEAH!
Sopwith Camels - FUCK YEAH!

And I'm amazed no one's said this:
Sheltering Salman Rushdie - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tar Heel at July 8, 2005 10:17 PM

Somewhat after the event, but please allow me to add/repeat, as a Brit who has been deeply touched by this exhuberent, incoherent, spontaneous outpouring of Anglophilia:

The Queens' English (and its derivatives overseas)
Adam Smith & The Wealth of Nations
Michael Powell & Emeric Pressburger
The Industial Revolution
James Watt
Swallows & Amazons
John Wyndham
Enid Blyton
Pelagius
English Heritage, Historic Scotland, Cadw - (the English, Scottish & Welsh historic monuments' commissions)
More Castles than you can shake a stick at!
Tommy Atkins
Jack Tar
The Brylcream Boys
Durham Cathedral
Canterbury Cathedral
The central London skyline
London
Kingston-Upon-Thames (Sorry, hometown plug there)
Hobbes, Locke, Mill
William of Occam, Newton, Darwin
The Philharmonic Society, London - for commissioning Beethoven's 9th Symphony in 1822!

A resounding FU-- YE--, er, JOLLY GOOD to them all!

Posted by: drdoom at July 8, 2005 10:21 PM
The first FUCK YEAH! for Def Leppard.

Posted by: Jim in Washington state at July 8, 2005 09:02 PM

Any British band with a one-armed drummer gets a special FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 8, 2005 10:32 PM

Please forgive me for being so late to the party. I just found out about this from Andrew Sullivan's website. And forgive me also for stopping reading halfway through and skipping to the end so I can post my F-Yeah's

James Burke
Peter Fairly
The cartoon that ITV would show at 7:55 PM before it was time to put the kids to bed. I did stay up a little later, being an American kid of an Air Force dad.

Seeing tits on tv in 1974

Stars On Sunday
Dr. Who
The Sky's The Limit
A whole bunch of 70's tv on ITV and BBC-1 and 2
Vulcan Bombers
Brill-had nice slopes to roll down.

And in these latter days:

John Peel (RIP)
Annie Nightingale

Goldfrapp
Saint Etienne
All of the friends I've made on the messageboards of the two bands named above.

I could go on, but I will stop here. I trust there will be more time to rave on.

One more reason to say F-Yeah; Mary Ruff. Born in Southhampton, a veteran of the WREN's, a member of my church and a good friend of mine. For her I say(and she would definitely blush if she heard me say such a thing, which is just another reason to say it in a decent Christian spirit)...

FUCK YEAH!

God Bless And Protect Great Britain

Posted by: Brian G. at July 8, 2005 10:49 PM

Most Secret War by RV Jones FY!
Battle of Britain RAF FY!
all of Churchill's speeches FY!
Q. Elizabeth I FY!
Q. Elizabeth II's first speech FY!
Q. Elizabeth herself FY!
The Queen mother and her hats FY!
All Creatures Great and Small FY!
Margaret Tudor FY!
Laurens van der Post FY!
Prince Charles FY!
St. Swythin FY!
Peter Pan FY!
Kipling FY!
Wm Blake FY!
Chariots of Fire FY!
New Jerusalem FY!
our heritage of rule of law HUGE, GRATEFUL FY!
STAND UP NOW TO THE DESPOTIC ZEALOTS FY!

Posted by: Sarah at July 8, 2005 10:55 PM

Paddington Bear FUCK YEAH!

The Young Ones FUCK YEAH!

My British friends aka The British Invasion FUCK YEAH!!!

Fran
Zara
Sam
Sharon
Johnny
Irene
Pam
Jon
Mina
Pete
Emily
Annie
Jon (another one)

The Underground FUCK YEAH!
If I were there, I'd be on it defiant as Hell.

London FUCK YEAH!
You gave me my first true perspective on the significance of history and time.

British sirens that go EEEEOOOO EEEEEOOOO EEEEOOOO FUCK YEAH!

Mind the Gap FUCK YEAH!


Greetings, salutations and big bear hugs from Texas. We stand behind you in this time of sadness and grief brought on by the fanaticism, the ignorance, the downright uselessness that was perpetrated yesterday. I truly admire the abundant defiance and solidarity that I see here on this board. Bless you all for having that attitude. FUCK YEAH!

Linda

Houston, Texas

Posted by: Linda at July 8, 2005 11:24 PM

If Emily's question hasn't been answered yet,

it's not Kidney pie

it's steak and kidney pie

a classic english, really stodgy, really heavy, fill-u-up meal that so weighs you down that you're completely unable to

FCUk YEAH

Posted by: Caroline at July 9, 2005 12:49 AM

Steak and kidney pie's not particularly stodgy, methinks you mean steak and kidney pudding, Caroline. F-Y!

Posted by: Lizzie at July 9, 2005 01:10 AM

Fuck yeahs for British race drivers...

Graham Hill...
Jim Clark...
Jackie Stewart...
James Hunt...
Mike Hailwood..
Stirling Moss...
David Hobbs...

Fuck Yeah!

And another F-Y for...

The Goodwood Festival of Speed... Fuck Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

Posted by: John Pearley Huffman at July 9, 2005 01:17 AM

Found this "occurrence" from Ith's site. BRILLIANT!

And I can only add (what I think hasn't already been added):

Sir Reginald Dwight (Elton John)! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Margi at July 9, 2005 02:10 AM

Nigella Lawson!

Elizabeth David!

Jane Grigson!

Chariots of Fire!!

Jan Morris!

Sir George Somers and the Sea Venture!!
(thanks to him we have The Tempest . . . and Bermuda)

Rugby!

Eton!

Eton mess!

Oxford!

Cambridge!

The V&A;

and the British Museum

Governors in plumed hats!

The Hudson Bay Company

OK, I'm getting carried away . . .

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Jackie at July 9, 2005 03:18 AM

Hyacinth Bucket! (It's Bouquet!) Phuque Yeah!

Posted by: Klaatu at July 9, 2005 03:18 AM

GORMENGHAST and MERVYN PEAKE, FUCK YEAH!

'LANGUAGE' AND NUDITY ON TV AFTER 9! FUCK YEAH!

i'm from NYC, been living here a year and i love it. :-)

Posted by: rimone at July 9, 2005 03:23 AM

The Rights of Englishmen, FUCK YEAH!

The right of Protestants to keep and bear arms (gotta start somewhere), FUCK YEAH!

Triumph 500, FUCK YEAH!

Beowulf, FUCK YEAH!

Y'all want any help chopping Grendel into dog food?

Posted by: Alec at July 9, 2005 03:46 AM

should read above re dixon wright 'alcho', of course!

ikg

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 04:12 AM

Great British Queens, Fuck Yeah!
Norman Hartnell, Fuck Yeah!
Cecil Beaton Fuck, Yeah!
Freddie Ashton Fuck, Yeah!

and apropos Trevor Howard, Fuck Yeah!
I am bound to shout Celia Johnson, utterly Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: charles at July 9, 2005 05:23 AM

John
Paul
George
&
Ringo---FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: E-HO at July 9, 2005 05:47 AM

Who you lookin at! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: kez at July 9, 2005 05:58 AM

Gerry and the Pacemakers - FUCK YEAH!

The Searchers - FUCK YEAH!

Billy J Kramer and the Dakotas - Fuck Yeah!

The Hollies - FUCK YEAH!

The Wombles - FUCK YEAH!

David Hemmings - FUCK YEAH!

Terence Stamp - FUCK YEAH!

Julie Christie - FUCK YEAH!

Mary Quant - FUCK YEAH!

Jean Shrimpton - FUCK YEAH!

Twiggie - fuck yeah!

The original mini for �440 - FUCK YEAH!

Lonnie Donegan - FUCK YEAH!

Don Cockell and all British horizontal heavyweights- FUCK YEAH!

Ringo - FUCK YEAH!

Cassandra - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terjoha at July 9, 2005 05:58 AM

Tim Roth! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 06:02 AM

Santa Pod - best name ever for a dragstrip - FUCK YEAH!

Steak and kidney pie is a little tike chicken pot pie only with grey gravy and without the three each carrot dice and green peas but FUCK YEAH anyway.

The axial flow turbine - most complex and radical invention ever by a single individual - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: triticale at July 9, 2005 06:10 AM

Maltezers - FUCK YEAH!

McVities Penguin Chocolate biccies - FUCK YEAH!

Yorkshire Gold - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Liz at July 9, 2005 06:24 AM

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: E-HO at July 9, 2005 06:32 AM

Someone brought it up, and I can't BELIEVE I've forgotten until now, but:

Private Eye! FUCK YEAH!

Ian,
I have NO IDEA what you are on about in most of your posts, but they are delightfully weird, so thank you for taking us over 800 comments. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 06:47 AM

The original black and white Forsyth Saga Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Janet at July 9, 2005 06:56 AM

Pingu -- FUCK YEAH!
Postman Pat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Mousehole Cat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Housemartins -- FUCK YEAH!
Newsagents -- FUCK YEAH!
Loxley -- FUCK YEAH!
Ivanhoe -- FUCK YEAH!
Friar Tuck -- FUCK YEAH!
The Ravens at the Tower of London -- FUCK YEAH!
The Surrey Countryside -- FUCK YEAH!
Hastings -- FUCK YEAH!
York -- FUCK YEAH!
Northumbria -- FUCK YEAH!
Keith Floyd -- FUCK YEAH!
Gordon Ramsey -- FUCK YEAH!
Lenny Henry -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 9, 2005 07:06 AM

Pingu -- FUCK YEAH!
Postman Pat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Mousehole Cat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Housemartins -- FUCK YEAH!
Newsagents -- FUCK YEAH!
Loxley -- FUCK YEAH!
Ivanhoe -- FUCK YEAH!
Friar Tuck -- FUCK YEAH!
The Ravens at the Tower of London -- FUCK YEAH!
The Surrey Countryside -- FUCK YEAH!
Hastings -- FUCK YEAH!
York -- FUCK YEAH!
Northumbria -- FUCK YEAH!
Keith Floyd -- FUCK YEAH!
Gordon Ramsey -- FUCK YEAH!
Lenny Henry -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 9, 2005 07:06 AM

Pingu -- FUCK YEAH!
Postman Pat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Mousehole Cat -- FUCK YEAH!
The Housemartins -- FUCK YEAH!
Newsagents -- FUCK YEAH!
Loxley -- FUCK YEAH!
Ivanhoe -- FUCK YEAH!
Friar Tuck -- FUCK YEAH!
The Ravens at the Tower of London -- FUCK YEAH!
The Surrey Countryside -- FUCK YEAH!
Hastings -- FUCK YEAH!
York -- FUCK YEAH!
Northumbria -- FUCK YEAH!
Keith Floyd -- FUCK YEAH!
Gordon Ramsey -- FUCK YEAH!
Lenny Henry -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: charles austin at July 9, 2005 07:06 AM

I have just come from the What'sMarvellousAbout FranceAndTheFrench.com "Merde Oui" website -which has been running for two weeks now - total of 3 posts and all in English ! FUCK YEAH !!

Posted by: F McTrip at July 9, 2005 07:17 AM

How could the single most important solid source of epicurean nourishment in the British Empire have been overlooked until now ?
McVitie's Milk Chocolate Digestive Biscuits - FUCKING FUCK YEAH !!

Posted by: F McTrip at July 9, 2005 07:19 AM

Minder and Yes, Minister! FUCK YEAH!
Dickie and David Attenborough! FUCK YEAH!
John, Juliet and Hayley Mills! FUCK YEAH!
Thames Television! FUCK YEAH!
Gustav Holst! FUCK YEAH!
[the original] League of Gentlemen! FUCK YEAH!
The Morris Minor! FUCK YEAH!
Old South Wales! FUCK YEAH!
The Vickers Wellington Bomber! FUCK YEAH!
Bludgeoning Troublesome Priests! FUCK YEAH!
Taylors of Harrogate Tea! FUCK YEAH!
Inventing Rugby League! FUCK YEAH!
Hibernian F.C. FUCK YEAH!
Teenage Fanclub! FUCK YEAH!
Ethelfleda, Lady of the Mercians! FUCK YEAH!
Airfix, Matchbox, Corgi and Hornby! FUCK YEAH!
Vera Lynn! FUCK YEAH!
Messrs Hanky & Bannister! FUCK YEAH!
Judge Dredd and 2000 AD! FUCK YEAH!
Mayfair magazine! FUCK YEAH!
George VI! FUCK YEAH!
The Goodies! FUCK YEAH!
Tripe! FUCK YEAH!
Sarah Brightman when she was in Hot Gossip! FUCK YEAH!
4AD Records! FUCK YEAH!
Kate Moss! FUCK YEAH!
Antidisestablishmentarianism! FUCK YEAH!
John Gould! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: The Monaro Man at July 9, 2005 07:26 AM

The Arsenal! Highbury! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Apostolou at July 9, 2005 07:39 AM

McVitties milk chocolate HobNobs

Tunnocks Caramel Wafers

and Barrs Irn Bru...

The fact that this thread is still going...

FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Arthur at July 9, 2005 08:06 AM

Ian,

then there was servelan with the cropped hair who bacame a sort of dominatrix fantasy icon for sad men everywhere

Hahahahahaha.

Your contributions here are a true joy. Thank you very much.

Nice to see you again, Arthur.

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 08:14 AM

Monty Python - FUCK YEAH!
Christopher Hitchens - FUCK YEAH!
The Edinburgh Festival - FUCK YEAH!
Clement Attlee - FUCK YEAH!
Association Football (Soccer) - FUCK YEAH!
Adam Smith - FUCK YEAH!
The National Health Service - FUCK YEAH!
Winston Churchill - FUCK YEAH!
Chips called Crisps - FUCK YEAH!
French Fries called Chips - FUCK YEAH!
George Orwell - FUCK YEAH!
Glasgow Rangers - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: redstar at July 9, 2005 08:18 AM

emily wrote :

'Your contributions here are a true joy. Thank you very much.'

thanks. it's the way i tell 'em!

'see emily play' - FY - the amazing psychedelic hit single by the pink floyd, which i just love

'arnold layne' (the flip side IIRC) was a song of theirs, about a guy whole stole women's underwear from washimg lines - which perhaps tells as a bit about the acid-addled mind of syd barrett FY

a guy at wymondham college had a hit single with his wife - oh yes indeedy !

'we do it ' by R and D Stone reached number seven in the charts IIRC - and is still a stock filler for crap disco albums everywhere

russell stone left the college to join the black and white minstrals TNY (tres naff, yeah?)
who were very big at the time -


www.wcremembered.co.uk/fame.html#russ

also see mark strong's entry etc and other luvvie heart thobs

(annoyingly, i'm not in the 'famous alumni section' where i should be, really - but, instead, i am have my very own infamous 'discalimer' on the home page:

www.wcremembered.co.uk/index.html#menu

'infamy!! infamy! , there all got it infamy' - famous brisith poove, kenneth williams FY

talking of very non-PC (well now, at any rate) british music like the 'black and white minstrals'

'dat ole man river, mazza' etc

- jethro tull FY did a whole concept album about a paedophile, called 'aqualung'!

bizarre, but true!


'sitting on a park bench, eyeing small girls with bad intent - aqualung. snot running down his nose...etc etc'

- and other disturbing lyrics by ian anderson, who looks yonger and younger as he gets older amazingly

and there was radio caroline FFFFYYY and the other pirate radio staions- which were a massive big deal over here

where my uncle, eugene, was financial director in the 1960's glory days, as recounted here:

www.wcremembered.co.uk/radioandtv.html

'careful with that axe, eugene' -= PF

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 08:35 AM


Whisky! fUcK yEaH!

George Orwell! fUcK yEaH!

Stonehenge!! Double Fuck YEAH!!


Posted by: Luke at July 9, 2005 08:44 AM


The English Language!!!!! Fornicate Yeah!

Posted by: Luke at July 9, 2005 08:46 AM


The word 'Fuck'! Fuck Yeah!!!!

Posted by: Luke at July 9, 2005 08:47 AM

Alistair Sim FUCK YEAH

Margaret Rutherford FUCK YEAH

Basil Rathbone FUCK YEAH

J.H.Prynne FUCK YEAH

Tom Raworth FUCK YEAH

Basil Fawlty FUCK YEAH

Mr.Tourette and Modern Toss FUCK YEAH

Spring onions dipped in salt FUCK YEAH

Woolwich Ferry FUCK YEAH

Kim Philby FUCK YEAH

William Cobbett FUCK YEAH

Dexy's Midnight Runners FUCK YEAH

Nye Bevan FUCK YEAH

Mary Seacole FUCK YEAH

Twiglets FUCK YEAH

Sloe Gin FUCK YEAH

Gang of Four FUCK YEAH

Derek Raymond FUCK YEAH

Parks where you can walk on the grass FUCK YEAH

Bacon sandwiches FUCK YEAH

Fighting the Nazis before November 1941 FUCK YEAH

Private Bill Speakman, VC FUCK YEAH

Kathy Burke FUCK YEAH

Ray Winstone FUCK YEAH

Not having flags flying everywhere FUCK YEAH


Posted by: Free Proud at July 9, 2005 08:52 AM

Free Proud,
"Not having flags flying everywhere FUCK YEAH"

So, I'm guessing you've never visited Belfast in July? ;)

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 08:56 AM

"Fighting the Nazis before November 1941 FUCK YEAH"

So, I'm guessing you've never heard of the Eagle Squadrons? Or the Americans who flew with the RAF even before then?

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 09:01 AM

Premier Drums -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Medium Head Mike at July 9, 2005 09:13 AM

Kim Philby? -- FUCKER

Emily, if I'm out of line for calling out this commnuist traitor, then please delete this comment.

Posted by: charles austin at July 9, 2005 09:19 AM

David Beckham's goal from 60 yards,
Roy Carroll's save that had already crossed the line,
Liverpool's goal that didn't,
Seb Coe running like shit in the 800 metres,
Seb Coe winning the 1500 metres,
Seb Coe winning the 1500 metres again,
The 4 x 100 squad at Athens,
Jonny Wilkinson's drop goal,
Ian Botham's century at Headingly,
The Scottish Curling team,
Linford Christie pumped up to win the 100 metres,
Christian Bale pumped up as American Psycho,
David Jenkins pumping up everyone else,
Pumps (what we wore before trainers),
Ernie Wise,
Nick Faldo stalking and consuming the Great White Shark,
Cutting up sharks for A level Biology,
Nick Leeson gambling �829 million on the stock market
Losing

But pick yourself up and start all over again!

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 9, 2005 09:27 AM

Four foot eight and a half inches is exactly the width of two horses arses

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 9, 2005 09:31 AM

The Union Jack! FUCK YEAH!
The Royal Marines FUCK YEAH!
The "Boys from Hereford" FUCK YEAH!
Colonel Tim Collins (Royal Irish Regiment) FUCK YEAH!
The Black Watch FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: ArtyEngineer at July 9, 2005 09:40 AM

KORG synths FY

[they are japanese, you idiot , are you STILL here? - Ed.]

but the quirky mellotron, as favoured by rick wakeman who owned six of the things, until he famously set fire to one (he played mellotron on 'space oddity' by david bowie FY) IS VERY DEFINITELY, BRITISH

OH YES INDEEDY!

www.mellotron.com/

there you are - it's even got union jack wallpaper!!!

we have HAD the union jack FY , i hope? - if not, WHY not?

whcih reminds me union jack minis as popularised by peter sellars qv , the beatles qv , twiggy qv , david hemmings qv ad other assorted british sixites, kings road, chelsea FY swingers (when 'swinging' meant something else entirely , to what it does now!)

i'll send the boys round, if someone doesn't profile the history of the union jack - symbolising when these celts up here got dragged into the UK etc

i trust you DO all know that there IS a difference between 'the UK' and 'great britain' - even though the words are often used synonymously?

and that the scots get VERY upset indeed, when americans (usally) refer to 'england' when they obviously mean 'the UK' - or even 'great britian'?

there's such a resurgance in interest in the mellotron (which used loads of tape loops - a sort of pre-digital sampler, i suppose you could call it) along with all the retro interest in analogue synths generally now, that the son of the inventor of the mellotron (of steetley electronics) and another guy, are doing a roaring trade in refurbished mellotrons (that's a point, he owes me an interview)

www.vemia.co.uk/mellotron/

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 09:40 AM

Colonal Tim Collins Speech commencement of Operation Iraqi Freedom FUCK YEAH!

We go to liberate, not to conquer.
We will not fly our flags in their country
We are entering Iraq to free a people and the only flag which will be flown in that ancient land is their own.
Show respect for them.

There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly.
Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send.
As for the others, I expect you to rock their world.
Wipe them out if that is what they choose.
But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

Iraq is steeped in history.
It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham.
Tread lightly there.

You will see things that no man could pay to see
-- and you will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis.
You will be embarrassed by their hospitality even though they have nothing.

Don't treat them as refugees for they are in their own country.
Their children will be poor, in years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you.

If there are casualties of war then remember that when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day.
Allow them dignity in death.
Bury them properly and mark their graves.

It is my foremost intention to bring every single one of you out alive.
But there may be people among us who will not see the end of this campaign.
We will put them in their sleeping bags and send them back.
There will be no time for sorrow.

The enemy should be in no doubt that we are his nemesis and that we are bringing about his rightful destruction.
There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls and they are stoking the fires of hell for Saddam.
He and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done.
As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place. Show them no pity.

It is a big step to take another human life.
It is not to be done lightly.
I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts.
I can assure you they live with the mark of Cain upon them.

If someone surrenders to you then remember they have that right in international law and ensure that one day they go home to their family.
The ones who wish to fight, well, we aim to please.

If you harm the regiment or its history by over-enthusiasm in killing or in cowardice, know it is your family who will suffer.
You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest -- for your deeds will follow you down through history.
We will bring shame on neither our uniform or our nation.

(On Saddam's chemical and biological weapons.)

It is not a question of if, it's a question of when.
We know he has already devolved the decision to lower commanders, and that means he has already taken the decision himself.
If we survive the first strike we will survive the attack.

As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave Iraq a better place for us having been there.

Our business now is north.

Copyright Tim Collins, 2003

Posted by: ArtyEngineer at July 9, 2005 09:45 AM

"i'll send the boys round, if someone doesn't profile the history of the union jack - symbolising when these celts up here got dragged into the UK etc"

Crosses of Saint George (for England) and Saint Andrew (for Scotland) combined after the 1707 Act of Union creating the United Kingdom of Great Britain. "Cross of Saint Patrick" (for Ireland, even though Patrick wasn't a martyr and therefore wouldn't really have his own cross) made up and added in after the 1801 Act of Union creating the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland.

"i trust you DO all know that there IS a difference between 'the UK' and 'great britain' - even though the words are often used synonymously?"

The UK (the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, as of 1922) is a state; Great Britain is an island (as opposed to "Little Britain," i.e., Brittany in France). The UK includes Northern Ireland, while GB does not.

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 09:48 AM

Ian,
Having studied British politics a lot in school, it makes my brain melt when somebody says "England" when they mean "Britain" and "Britain" when what they mean is the UK. Americans who can't understand the peeve, imagine if a foreigner substituted "Iowa" for "USA" or called Puerto Rico "America."

Charles,
I won't delete your comment and am not angry at your reaction, but everybody - PLEASE - I do not want this thread to turn into an ugly political bicker-fest FOR ANY REASON. We are not here to fight with each other and I ask that you unleash your inner ideologue long enough to maintain this thread for the supportive, fun, and celebratory purpose it was intended for in the first place. I never expected the large reaction, but it's really made me smile and I don't want anything to change that.

I've received a few e-mails now from some Brits who've written that our support on this thread has brought tears to their eyes and made them feel a little bit better after the shit events of the last week. Any comment that spoils that spirit will be removed. Period. We are here for THEM.

That being said, using archaic words like "colonials"! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 10:00 AM

Oh, and Wales is not separtely represented in the Union Jack, with a number of possible explanations/excuses: it was legally annexed to England in 1536; it is a principality rather than a kingdom; as far as I know, there is no "Cross of Saint David" (though that didn't make any difference with respect to Ireland); and even if there was, it's hard to see where there's room to add anything else.

FYI, most people also don't know that the Union Flag is really only properly the Union Jack when flown from the jackstaff of a warship, and that it's not symmetrical (which means it's easy for people to accidentally fly it upside-down).

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 10:00 AM


English ivy and holly

Wassail and wassailing--Anyone want to post a good wassail recipe for this Yank lady

Exquisite English bone china

The Loch Ness Monster "Nessie"

Fuck Yeah to all of above

Posted by: sdean usa at July 9, 2005 10:01 AM

Totally late to the party, but:

Daniel Craig (I don't think he's been mentioned) FUCK YEAH!

Agatha Christie Fuck yeah!

The Whitaker Family (showjumping) Fuck Yeah!

Stomping divots! Fuck Yeah!

Cadbury Chocolate! Fuck Yeah!

Taking the bridge over to Tate Modern!

The word Piccadilly! Fuck Yeah!

Newcastle Brown Ale! Fuck Yeah!

Dry humor! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Jen at July 9, 2005 10:02 AM

Bill Bailey FUCK YEAH!
Black Books FUCK YEAH!
Irony FUCK YEAH!
New Labour FUCK YEAH!
Resisting Germany in 1941 largly on its own FUCK YEAH!
Commons debates FUCK YEAH!
Liberating Iraq FUCK YEAH!
Tom Baker FUCK YEAH!
Dylan Moran FUCK YEAH!
Shaun of the Dead FUCK YEAH!
Blackadder FUCK YEAH!
Dead Ringers FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Retlor at July 9, 2005 10:11 AM

Ian,
I figured as much. ;)

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 10:14 AM

AND...Doctor Strangelove! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 10:16 AM

Characters who grew up with me...

Rinceweed,
Julian, Dick, Anne, George and Timmy,
Harry Wharton,
Bob Cherry,
Frank Nugent,
Dr Watson,
Peter Pascoe,
Albert Fitzwilliam Digby,
Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy,
James Bigglesworth, the Hon Algernon Montgomery Lacy and Ginger Hebblethwaite

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terjoha at July 9, 2005 10:18 AM

Peter Cushing! FUCK YEAH!
Christopher Lee! FUCK YEAH!
Hammer Films! FUCK YEAH!
Bodingtons! FUCK YEAH!
Murphy's Stout! FUCK YEAH!
Eton! FUCK YEAH!
James Bond! (all of 'em, and why not?) FUCK YEAH!
Tetleys! FUCK YEAH!
Stratford on Avon! FUCK YEAH!
The new Globe theatre! FUCK YEAH!
Punting! FUCK YEAH!
The Prime Meridian! FUCK YEAH!
Alan Turing! FUCK YEAH!
Quintin Crisp! FUCK YEAH!
Bentleys! FUCK YEAH!
Triumphs! FUCK YEAH!
Twee! FUCK YEAH!
Bubble and squeak! FUCK YEAH!
Are You Being Served? FUCK YEAH!
Jamie Oliver! FUCK YEAH!
Ian McKellan! FUCK YEAH!
Patrick Stewart! FUCK YEAH!
Aero bars! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Laura at July 9, 2005 10:23 AM

Address by Lieutenant-Colonel Tim Collins to his 1st Battalion of the Royal Irish on the eve of battle in Iraq:

WE GO TO LIBERATE, not to conquer.

We will not fly our flags in their country.

We are entering Iraq to free a people and the only flag which will be flown in that ancient land is their own. Show respect for them.

Iraq is steeped in history. It is the site of the Garden of Eden, of the Great Flood and the birthplace of Abraham. Tread lightly there.

You will see things that no man could pay to see and you will have to go a long way to find a more decent, generous and upright people than the Iraqis. You will be embarrassed by their hospitality even though they have nothing.

Don't treat them as refugees for they are in their own country. Their children will be poor. In years to come they will know that the light of liberation in their lives was brought by you.

The enemy should be in no doubt that we are his nemesis and that we are bringing about his rightful destruction. There are many regional commanders who have stains on their souls, and they are stoking the fires of hell for Saddam.

He and his forces will be destroyed by this coalition for what they have done.

As they die they will know their deeds have brought them to this place.

Show them no pity.

There are some who are alive at this moment who will not be alive shortly. Those who do not wish to go on that journey, we will not send. As for the others, I expect you to rock their world. Wipe them out if that is what they choose.

But if you are ferocious in battle remember to be magnanimous in victory.

If there are casualties of war then remember that when they woke up and got dressed in the morning they did not plan to die this day. Allow them dignity in death. Bury them properly and mark their graves.

It is my foremost intention to bring every single one of you out alive but there may be people among us who will not see the end of this campaign.

We will put them in their sleeping bags and send them back. There will be no time for sorrow.

It is a big step to take another human life. It is not to be done lightly. I know of men who have taken life needlessly in other conflicts, I can assure you they live with the mark of Cain upon them.

If someone surrenders to you then remember they have that right in international law and ensure that one day they go home to their family. The ones who wish to fight, well, we aim to please.

If you harm the regiment or its history by over enthusiasm in killing or in cowardice, know it is your family who will suffer.

You will be shunned unless your conduct is of the highest for your deeds will follow you down through history.

We will bring shame on neither our uniform or our nation . . .

As for ourselves, let's bring everyone home and leave Iraq a better place for us having been there. Our business now is north."

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Geoffrey MG at July 9, 2005 10:29 AM

Can we Brits join in?
Christopher Hitchens! FUCK YEAH!
All other drink-sodden ex-trotskyite popinjays for war! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: richard at July 9, 2005 10:29 AM

Just a little Brit appreciation from Tampa:
Sense and Sensibility
Emma Thompson
Jos Stone
Bridget Jones' Diary
Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Deb D at July 9, 2005 10:42 AM

spreading the word about this site to others (including the military geeks at Strategy Page--welcome artyengineer)--FUCK YEAH

Posted by: hist_ed at July 9, 2005 10:53 AM

big jock knowing about torbett towers??? FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: big jock knew at July 9, 2005 10:56 AM

(How could we forget) Altoids! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:02 AM

Bletchley Park & Ultra Secret (cracking the German code in WWII)! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:04 AM

Mary Cicely Barker! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:08 AM

The Daily Mail. FUCK NO!

Posted by: Lord Northcliffe at July 9, 2005 11:13 AM

Dorothy Dunnett! FUCK YEAH!
Francis Crawford! FUCK YEAH
Chancer! FUCK YEAH

Posted by: alcibiades at July 9, 2005 11:22 AM

Northcliffe, The Daily Mail is a part of the vibrant an opinionated British press to which I gave a hearty FUCK YEAH! hundreds of comments ago. That you don't like the Mail is absolutely no reason for petty disparagement like that, not in this thread, where "everything British short of unmitigated evil gets a FUCK YEAH!" If I can give the BBC a FUCK YEAH!, then you can do the same for the Mail, or you can politely say nothing. Just to prove this, I'm going to now heap praise on the leftwing papers I despise:

The Guardian! FUCK YEAH!
The Independent FUCK YEAH!
The Observer! FUCK YEAH!
The Daily Mirror! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 11:31 AM

Yes, Brits can join in. Many already have.

I must second the Altoids! FUCK YEAH!, even though most British ex-pats I've met in the US said they'd never heard of them until they moved here.

Phileas Fogg! FUCK YEAH!

I remember reading Around the World in 80 Days as a kid and being somewhat confused at British spelling and grammar.

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 11:35 AM

Emily,

I think we're running out of steam

How are you going to end this?

Posted by: terjoha at July 9, 2005 11:36 AM

"you just think scotland is part of england, don't you, really?"

Given who runs the UK, it's really almost more like England is part of Scotland. At least that's what the people at the Campaign for an English Parliament often seem to be ranting alongside their (IMHO) otherwise eminently reasonable demands.

The West Lothian Question! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 11:39 AM

"i thought one usually had to pay child prostitutes, not inherit half of london as a result of shagging them?"

Hahahahaha.

Well said in response to the Daily Mail poster, Dave. We may not like certain newspapers and we may choose not to read them, but we love freedom of the press and will fight for their right to be published always. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 11:40 AM

Beau Brummel! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:40 AM

The Buzzcocks!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:42 AM

terjoha,
I will let this thread die a natural death. People can continue posting FUCK YEAHS! here for as long as they wish.

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 11:42 AM

Hobbits! FUCK YEAH!
Fairies in the bottom of the garden!!! FUCK YEAH!!
"Take your dog with you by rail"! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 11:47 AM

Ken (THE DEVILS, LAIR OF THE WHITE WORM) Russell! FUCK YEAH!!!

The Wicker Man! FUCK YEAH!!!

Crazy Frog Ringtone! Um...

The Sweet, Alan Moore, & Alfred, Lord Tennyson! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: cwl at July 9, 2005 12:02 PM

The Hawker Hurricane! FUCK YEAH!

Claymore swords! FUCK YEAH!

Douglas Bader! FUCK YEAH!

Hobart's Funnies! FUCK YEAH!

Lord Wellington at Waterloo! FUCK YEAH!

Lord Nelson! FUCK YEAH!

The Brit RN guy aboard the USS Winston Churchill! FUCK YEAH!

Bomber Harris! FUCK YEAH!

Monty! Um...Why not? FUCK YEAH!

Gentleman Johnny Howe! FUCK YEAH! (He was the best failure the British Army ever had)

HMS Ark Royal! FUCK YEAH!

Gibraltar! FUCK YEAH!

The SMLE Enfield! FUCK YEAH!

HMS Conqueror! FUCK YEAH!

HMS' Achilles, Ajax, and Exeter! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at July 9, 2005 12:02 PM

Perhaps that should specifically read "Gibraltar, which BTW is British and not Spanish, thank God, you defeatist Spanish bastards!" FUCK YEAH! Or maybe that's just me. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 12:08 PM

cowboy blob seems to have a distictly 'military skew' to his list

is this the 22 SAS invasion, which we have been promised then?

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 12:09 PM

Samizdat! FUCK YEAH!

Cryptic Subterranean! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Cowboy Blob at July 9, 2005 12:09 PM

Test Match Special
Crumpets
Lemon curd
Taking the high road
Wimbledon fortnight
Mince 'n tatties
A nice cup of tea and a sit down
Taking the low road
Hearts of oak have our ships
Per Ardua ad Astra
White pudding suppers
Dandelion and burdock
Sir Isaac Newton
The Smiths
The Boat Race
The Queen on Christmas day
The Lake District
Charles Darwin
Jolly Tars are our men
George Best
Radar
Squeeze
David Hume
Ploughman's Lunch
Ten number six please
Glasgow Rangers & Liverpool FCs
Lancashire hot pot
Cat's eyes
Kind Hearts and Coronets
The Forth Bridge
Toodle pip
Penicillin
Chicken Tikka Massala
The Who
Conkers
If music be the food of love, play on
The MG midget
James Clerk Maxwell
Rabbie Burns
Red post boxes
Foxes who don't give a shit anymore
Hooray Henrys
Crusties
The Naked Rambler
Cornish pasties
Caernarvon Castle
Hello campers
Benny Hill
Pulling a bird
Pulling a pint
Sinking a pint
Sinking a birdie
The Queen Mother (Gawd bless ya)
Robins in the garden in winter
Bluebells in the woods in Spring
Swifts round the steeples in Summer
Horse chestnuts under the trees in Autumn
Jumpers for goalposts
Guy the Gorilla
Ask the Family
The Morris Minor
The Ulster fry
Changing the guard
Blackpool rock

FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: mummymonkey at July 9, 2005 12:18 PM

Saying 'please' and 'thank you' to an almost ridiculous but refreshing point - FUCK YEAH!!

The whole Mods thing, including scooters and miniskirts and The Who! Fuck YEAH!

Saying "Alyoominium" instead of 'aluminum'! FUCK YEAH!

The Magic Roundabout (yeah, I know it sounds like something you see when you're on acid in London, but my husband swears it was on the telly when he was a kid)... FUCK YEAH!

Saying "Telly" instead of "TV"! FUCK YEAH!

Tom Conti, Michaels York and Caine, Bob Hoskin, Ben Kingsley, (can I say Sean Connery even though he's a Scot?), Alan Rickman, Jonathan Pryce!! FUCK YEAH!

Ooh, let's get 80s: Adam Ant, Hazel O'Connor, Gang of Four, The Human League, ABC, Flock of freakin Seagulls, Haircut One Hundred, Spandau Ballet, The Jam, Elvis Costello, Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart, Boomtown Rats (Sir Bob Geldof!!), The English Beat, Fun Boy Three, Bananarama, The Specials, Madness, Psychedelic Furs, Killing Joke, Thomas Dolby, The Cure! FUCK YEAH!!!

Calling canned whipped cream "Squirty Cream"! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Gina at July 9, 2005 12:27 PM

Mummy,
I very nearly filed part of your comment under "too much information" when I misread one of the items on your list to read "Blueballs in the woods in Spring!

And please, nobody tell me what "crusties" are. I DO NOT want to know.

Duran Duran! FUCK YEAH!

And has anybody done garden gnomes? Garden gnomes! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 12:43 PM

Gina -- "Squirty cream"?!?!? Oh, that is just brilliant.

I wonder if British kids have discovered whip-its?

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 12:45 PM

The English Language, double fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 12:50 PM

Yeah, "Squirty Cream" - hilarious, especially coming from my sweet 74-yr old mum-in-law. So here's to going out to a bar (pub?) tonight and ordering an Irish Coffee "with lots and lots of Squirty Cream, please, sir..." FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Gina at July 9, 2005 12:54 PM

Bridgnorth town, fuck yeah!
Burlton, Shropshire, Fuck yeah!
Middleton Scriven, fuck yeah!
70's TV variety shows, fuck yeah!
Bullseye, fuck yeah!
Oliver Reed, fuck Yeah!
Des Lynam, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 12:55 PM

those 'jumpin jack flash' lines, which would have been nearly all censored out in the US TV versions:


www.imdb.com/title/tt0091306/quotes

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 01:00 PM

OK, some of the things that this homo yank appreciates about the UK:

Civil partnerships for same-sex couples! FUCK YEAH!
Sir Ian McKellan! FUCK YEAH!
Gays in the military! FUCK YEAH!
Brian Paddick (openly gay chief spokesman for London police)! FUCK YEAH!
Joe Orton! FUCK YEAH!
Quentin Crisp! FUCK YEAH!
Alan Hollinghurst! FUCK YEAH!
Rob Halford! FUCK YEAH!
Francisc Bacon! FUCK YEAH!
Foreskins! FUCK YEAH!
My Beautiful Laundrett! FUCK YEAH!
The Queen! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rob Lll at July 9, 2005 01:02 PM

Frederick Delius, Ralph Vaughan Williams, Thomas Kyd, Samuel Butler, Laurence Sterne, Magna Carta, Newton, Oxford English Dictionary, Conan Doyle, Butterworth, tanks, Samuel Pepys, cockneys, English language, global navigation, Greenwich Mean Time, Johnson/Boswell, The Tatler, populating North America, James Clerk Maxwell, common law, Royal Society,...

Posted by: PacRim Jim at July 9, 2005 01:05 PM

Rob,
You're not the first person to bring up foreskins! Hahahahaha. I love it.

And I will second your Ian McKellan FUCK YEAH! as I take a deserved lazy Saturday afternoon to plop on the couch with an adult beverage and watch X-Men.

Cheers everybody. Carry on with the FUCK YEAHS as you like...I'll be back later.

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 01:07 PM

The Spanish Armada on the sea floor - FUCK YEAH!
Merlin - FUCK YEAH!
The Highlands - FUCK YEAH!
Numerous Redheaded Scottish girls - FUCK YEAH!
Lord Byron enlisting in the Greek War of Independence - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tar Heel at July 9, 2005 01:17 PM

JRR Tolkien and CS Lewis! DOUBLE FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: PeterK at July 9, 2005 01:19 PM

Kipling and Kitchener

Posted by: arkaburger at July 9, 2005 01:23 PM

re all the robin hood band of outlaws mentioned by someone:

The Ballad of Robin Head` - by Keith Christmas (bristol folk singer)

[`head` being hippie-speak for a druggie - ian]

`Twas in the forest of Sherwood,
In the year twelve hundred and ten,
There lived a pusher called Robin Head,
And his band of VERY merry men.


They lived on nuts and berr-i-ies,
And the occasional blue deer.
Doing the macrobiotic thing,
And dispensing much good cheer.

The sound of merry la-au-ghter
Echoed round the forest green.
There was old Frair Tucker, the gay motherf*cker,
And Maid Marion, the acid queen.

Said Little John: `let`s get some meat`,
Said Robin: `Oh, what`s the point?,
I`ve tired of doing this venison thing,
Let`s go and roll a joint`.

Then there burst upon the scene,
A band of the Sherrif`s men,
Saying: ``Ullo, `ullo, `ullo, wot`s going on `ere?
An` wot`s all this `ere then?

`You`ll have to come along with us,
To the palace of the king`.
Said Robin: `Hey man, don`t get so uptight,
I was only doing my thing`.

So Robin bade a sad farewell,
And to Marion, he gave a kiss,
So they took him off with "certain substances",
For further analysis.

And then the news, it spread both far and wide,
And the people all came to see,
For the man who always gave good deals,
Was of great popularity.

And Robin was brought before the throne,
Of Nottingham`s terrible king,
Who said: `For years I`ve been after you,
And now you`re going to swing,

`But before I sentence you,
For the things which you have done,
Tell me, what is this plant that you grow in the forest?
For I think that I`ll try some`.

Then the minutes, passed in silence,
And the air grew mightily thick,
Said the Sherrif: `I feel fine!
and perhaps very slightly sick`.

But now my story has to end,
As happily as it began,
For Robin now deals for the countryside,
And the Sherrif does Nottingham.

Copywrite - Keith Christmas `

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Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 01:30 PM

900th comment! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 01:30 PM

have you actually counted them, then?

god! you are even sadder than i am

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 01:31 PM

Well, no, I haven't, but the counter was at 899 when I posted that, so it's probably only a fair guess, but at least close.

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 01:33 PM

The Jaguar E-Type! FUCK YEAH!
The Aston Martin V8 Vantage! FUCK YEAH!
The Land Rover! FUCK YEAH!
The Range Rover! FUCK YEAH!
The MGB! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Damian P. at July 9, 2005 01:34 PM

Agincourt FUCK YEAH!
HENRY V FUCK YEAH!
Waterloo FUCK YEAH!
The Iron FUCK YEAH!
SAS FUCK YEAH!
Royal Marines FUCK YEAH!
1st Para FUCK YEAH!
Royal Navy FUCK YEAH!
RAF FUCK YEAH!
El Alamein FUCK YEAH!
D Day FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: cris at July 9, 2005 01:37 PM

In case someone forgot,
Doctor Who!! FUCK YEAH!!

Oh, and I finally watched The Jacket last night. Decent flick. But what I got most from it was,
Keira Knightley!! Fuck yeah!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 9, 2005 01:40 PM

Venerable Bede
Domesday Book
Hadrian's Wall
Victorious Battle of Britain
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: fulmar at July 9, 2005 01:50 PM

I think we should go through all 60 million or so names of our British persons and say fuck yeah, might take a while though, what qwith people being born lots and stuff

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 01:52 PM

Yeah, lets just say Everyone in thwe UK, fuck yeah! Well almost everyone, of course.

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 02:03 PM

Being spied upon and threatened by the TV Licensing Authority: FUCK YEAH!!

Those TV detector vans: FUCK YEAH!!

The two-fingered salute: FUCK YEAH!!

"Get stuffed!" FUCK YEAH!!

Being "out on the pull" with the girls: FUCK ME!!

Er..sorry Emily, had a flashback.

Posted by: Rita at July 9, 2005 02:06 PM

Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen, fuck yeah! He has a website
http://www.llb.co.uk/
Magdalen College, Oxford students jumping off a bridge in to a low river, and breaking legs and stuff, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 02:12 PM

Karl Marx when in England wrote...Das Kapital FUCK YEAH!

Clement Atlee FUCK YEAH!

Trade Unions FUCK YEAH!

Aneurin Bevin (Welsh but he's ours!) FUCK YEAH!

The Chartists FUCK YEAH!

The NHS FUCK YEAH!

Drinking at 18 FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mark at July 9, 2005 02:14 PM

Drinking cheap cider at 14, outside the youth centre, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 02:19 PM

"Knock me up on Friday, because that's when I get laid." FUCK YEAH

The aircraft engined racing cars called specials FUCK YEAH

To answer the question above, Sir Charles Parsons invented the axial flow turbine. He filed his first patent, for a fully functioning device, in 1884, and continued improving it and the technology to produce and apply it into the 1920s. Including the turbojet engine, which Frank Whittle developed by putting a combustion chamber in the middle, a major percentage of all rotary motion generated since was the result of this one breakthru.

Posted by: triticale at July 9, 2005 02:32 PM

Emerson, Lake, and Palmer - FUCK YEAH!!

And this poem/song, Jerusalerm - FUCK YEAH!

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green
And was the holy lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen

And did the countenance divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills
And was Jerusalem builded there
Among those dark Satanic mills

Bring me my bow of burning gold
Bring me my arrows of desire
Bring me my spears o'clouds unfold
Bring me my chariot of fire

I will not cease from mental fight
Nor shall my sword sleep in hand
'Til we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land

Posted by: JL Sigman at July 9, 2005 02:33 PM

I found out the Brits weren't acting superior they ARE superior..FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Guy Blaisdell at July 9, 2005 02:34 PM

Jeremy Clarkson's tight jeans, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 02:41 PM

How could i forget Bernard Matthews, and his dirty processed crappy turkey drumsticks

Bernard Matthews, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 02:47 PM

Bird's custard

Posted by: jan at July 9, 2005 02:54 PM

The NHS! FUCK YEAH!
The BBC! FUCK YEAH!
Ending the civil war in Sierra Leone! FUCK YEAH!
Inventing the hovercraft! FUCK YEAH!
George Orwell! FUCK YEAH!
Kate Silverton presenting BBC News 24! FUCK YEAH!
Chris Morris! FUCK YEAH!
Wales! FUCK YEAH!
National epidemics of binge-drinking! FUCK YEAH!
Killing lots of Nazis in the 1940s! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Phil D at July 9, 2005 02:55 PM

Times of London BOTH daiiy and Sunday PAPER FUCK YEAH

Daily Standard FUCK YEAH
FOX News turn SKY News turn Fox news AGAIN FUCK YEAH here in the US

Posted by: Kelly at July 9, 2005 03:05 PM

Robinson's Barley Water - Fuck Yeah!
Hop picking in the summer hols Fuck Yeah
Reginal Hill - Fuck Yeah!
David Jason - Fuck Yeah!
Mike Hawthorn and Peter Collins racing each other to the death on the Hog's Back - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Tight Trousers at July 9, 2005 03:08 PM

WTF!! Birmingham center is being evacuated.

Emily, I know what you said about politics but I have to post a quote from Churchill, actually a snip. The entire speech is on the hyperlink which follows

.."Never give in. Never give in. Never, never,

never, never--in nothing, great or small, large

or petty--never give in, except to convictions of

honour and good sense. Never yield to force.

Never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy."

http://www.churchill-society-london.org.uk/NEVER.html

Posted by: Rita at July 9, 2005 03:08 PM

Rainbow, including Zippy, Bungle, George, and Jeffrey, fuck yeah!

Sooty and sweep and Sue, and Matthew fuck yeah!

Trapdoor, the plasticine cartoon, fuck yeah!

Tony Hart, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 03:12 PM

I forgot to add to the Churchill quote: FUCKIN YEAH!!!

He was half-american so he would appreciate the slang I am sure.

Posted by: Rita at July 9, 2005 03:15 PM

Crop circles! FUCK YEAH!

John Bonham! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Lydia at July 9, 2005 03:16 PM

Captain Sir Richard Francis and Isabel Burton FUCK YEAH!
Flashman FUCK YEAH!
The Two Fat Ladies, ESPECIALLY Clarissa who defends such unpopular traditional British liberties as fox hunting and coursing-- may they rise again! FUCK YEAH!
Coursing FUCK YEAH!
T H White and The Sword in the Stone FUCK YEAH!
John Buchan FUCK YEAH!
Best London shotguns-- Purdey, Boss, Holland and Holland, Evans-- FUCK YEAH!
The Pitt Rivers Museum at Oxford FUCK YEAH!
The Sladmore Galley FUCK YEAH!
Ted Hughes, Philip Larkin (I know they have been done) and Roy Campbell who hasn't FUCK YEAH!
The Mitfords FUCK YEAH!
Evelyn Waugh FUCK YEAH!
Mallory and Irvine FUCK YEAH!
Shipton and Tilman FUCK YEAH!
English lurchers, especially ones bred by David Hancock FUCK YEAH
D. Brian Plummer FUCK YEAH!
Jack Russell terriers FUCK YEAH!
Twitchers FUCK YEAH!
Darwin's heirs: Matt Ridley, Richard Dawkins, William Hamilton, Jonathan Kingdon FUCK YEAH!
Reginald Farrer and all the other plant explorers FUCK YEAH!
Colonel Richard Meinertzhagen FUCK YEAH!
Shackleton FUCK YEAH!
Bruce Chatwin and Redmond O'Hanlon FUCK YEAH!

That'll do until I think of more...

Oh and-- Emily, you do have one real troll. "Reality Check" added Tony Blair's name to a list of mass murdrers and serial killers, all obscure over here.

Posted by: Steve Bodio at July 9, 2005 03:27 PM

Thank you Rita...

"We will never surrender!" FUCK YEAH!

Gina--squirty cream, what else haven't you told me?

Posted by: Judie at July 9, 2005 03:27 PM

Rita,
I don't mind quotes and stuff like that at all! I just know how people can be when it comes to politics and I don't want any shouting debates or name calling in here.

Ian,
Dave's not counting the comments. On the main page of the blog, there's a counter that shows how many comments and how many track backs are under each post. Your last comment was number 936.

Twinings peach summer tea! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 03:29 PM

Match of the Day on Sundyas, before ol' Rupert took over, fuck yeah!

St and Greavesie, fuck yeah!

Gazza, fuck yeah!

Gary Lineker selling crisps (chips to our American breadren) to kids, fuck yeah!

Willie Carson and other little fellas riding horses, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 03:34 PM

Steve,
Thank you for bringing trolls up, since I'm not around to watch this thread 24/7, I would like anyone with malicious intentions to know that I also have the power to edit comments posted here, and am not above replacing nasty remarks to read things like "I have recently found myself strangely aroused while in the presence of goats," stuff like that.

Ted Hughes! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 03:40 PM

William Blake - FUCK YEAH!

Thomas the Tank Engine - FUCK YEAH!

The Flying Scotsman - FUCK YEAH!

Unarmed Policemen - FUCK YEAH!

The monkey-hanging citizens of Hartlepool - FUCK YEAH!

Chasing cheeses down that fuck-off steep hill - FUCK YEAH!

"It's a Knockout!" - FUCK YEAH!

John Arlott - FUCK YEAH

The Ragged-Trousered Philanthropists - FUCK YEAH!

My mate John in London, whose favourite expression is "Fuck my old boots" - FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Stu at July 9, 2005 03:40 PM

"there is a great 'rainbow' chrismas thing for the staff, which is full of the most hilarious double entendres
this is hilarious - i must remember where i put the link
all about bungle 'playing with his balls' and stuff like that"

I have that on my comp, i thought it was real for about a minute, but it is still funny.

My twanger, fuck yeah!

David Dickenson and his creosote tan, fuck yeah!

Blackadder, hello Darhling! Fuck yeah!

British airway adverts circa 1980's, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 03:42 PM

Zaphod Beeblebrox: "if there's anything bigger than my ego around here, I want it caught and shot." FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 9, 2005 03:42 PM

Earnest Shackleton & the voyage to the Antarctic! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Bostonian at July 9, 2005 03:47 PM

Apropos of Emily's comment about the counter, I would like to remind our new guests that we have a whole big blog here with other posts and an archive and everything, and they're more than welcome to look around and comment anywhere else, too.

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 03:48 PM

'when someone does want me to have something, then i want to have it even more' - ZB

i paraphase that when press officers , bearocratic minions etcsay to me 'you don't need to know that'

i am still a named researcher on the H2G2 site, which everyone has lost interest in since adam's death - but a BBC guy whom i was talkig to last week assures me that trhe project is still very muchh alive

'whom - i just love you british accent, jack' - tery doolittle to jack in 'jumpin' jack flash', where you only hear his voice as his words come on her computer sceeen - until he appears at the very end of the film - which i defy ANYONE not to shed a tear to

'all this for a date?' - dumb blonde carol kane after the place has been shot up

Posted by: ian at July 9, 2005 03:49 PM

Marmite FUCK YEAH!
Spotted Dick FUCK YEAH!
Gentleman's Relish FUCK YEAH!
Morning tea and toast with marmalade FUCK YEAH!
Lamb with mint jelly FUCK YEAH!
Overcooked roast beef and overcooked peas FUCK YEAH!
(Can you tell I haven't had dinner yet?)

OTOH... was just watching a speech 'sound byte' on the telly, so:
George Galloway FUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (I think he has been defined as 'evil' and I can get away with that?)

Posted by: Kathy K at July 9, 2005 03:49 PM

PENALTY SHOOT OUTS, FUCK YEAH!!!! Maybe one day, maybe.

Bergerac, fuck yeah!

Students spending their loans on beer and clothes, fuck yeah!

Left wingers hating Tony Blair, fuck yeah!

John Major and Edwina Currie, oh hell fuck yeah!

Me being drunk and posting copiously on this site, and being patriotic, fuck yeah!


Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 03:51 PM

Holy crap, this just goes on and on..LOVE the Brits...Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Harris at July 9, 2005 03:54 PM

"John Major and Edwina Currie..."

Ewww (or as the Brits say, "eugh"). But FUCK YEAH! anyway.

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 03:55 PM

Morrissey and his English Heart and Irish Blood - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: David T at July 9, 2005 04:00 PM

E-Type Jaguar FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jack at July 9, 2005 04:03 PM

re john arlot above , cricket commentator

brian johntsone FY - who announced solomly: 'bowler's holding, batsman's willie' - until he totally cracked up laughing, when he was told what he had just inadvertently said!

micheal holding was a fearsome west indian fast bowler (at that time the windies were best team in the world, by far) and willie was an australian

at one time, the australian team featured willey, dilley and lillie iirc

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 04:06 PM

Highland Dancers.... Fuck Yeah!

U.S. Scottish/Celtic Festivals...Fuck Yeah!

Clans of the Highlands.....Fuck Yeah!

Clan Tents.... Fuck Yeah!

Highland Games ....Fuck Yeah!

Bagpipes......Fuck Yeah!

Rob Roy (the movie) .....Fuck Yeah!

Braveheart (the movie)..... Fuck Yeah!

As an American with Scottish ancestry, I get only what we see here in America.. It's all good! This site is really ....Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Mary Tyler at July 9, 2005 04:12 PM

Space raiders, fuck yeah!
Monster munch, fuck yeah!
Sherbett dip, fuck yeah!
Fiery gobsoppers that burnt your mouth, fuck yeah!
Dropping out the ERM, fuck yeah!
Normon Lamont, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 04:13 PM

John Arlott.

Was once commentating on England's 1948 test match against South Africa. The SA bowler NBF Mann sent down a fearsome, bouncing delivery that nearly took the head off FG Mann, the England batsman.

Arlott described it thus: "Another example of Mann's inhumanity to Mann."

Posted by: Stu at July 9, 2005 04:15 PM

Link from Andrew Stuttaford in the Corner?! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 04:16 PM

re 'it comes in pints'

why have elephants got four feet?

cos they would look pretty silly with just six inches

Posted by: ikg at July 9, 2005 04:20 PM

Alan Clark MP (RIP), oh hell yeah, lets show some quotes, fuck yeah....

Mr Clark once admitted finding Margaret Thatcher "attractive" but added: "I didn't want to jump on her."

"Cecil Parkinson loathed me - particularly because I used four-letter words in front of the PM which he thought monstrously intimate," Mr Clark wrote in his famous diaries.

He once called Kenneth Clarke "A pudgy puffball." As for Douglas Hurd, he said he "might as well have a corncob up his arse". While he dismissed Michael Heseltine as the kind of person "who bought his own furniture".

Someone who buys their own furniture, how base.

"The Queen is all right and Princess Diana is a goddess, but most of the rest are so awful it is quite a work to describe their vulgarity."

On vegetarianism ...

Mrs Thatcher: "You eat meat don't you?"

Alan Clark: "No, I do not, prime minister."

Mrs Thatcher: "Well, you wear leather shoes, don't you?"

Alan Clark: "I am sure, prime minister, you would not wish to see your ministers walking around in plastic footwear ... "


Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 04:21 PM

Clearly everyone thought that someone else had said ...

Brian Clough - Fuck Yeah!

... already?

Posted by: Paul Evans at July 9, 2005 04:23 PM

The Premiership - FUCK YEAH!

Relegation if your team sucks ass - FUCK YEAH!

Davey Boy Smith, Dynamite Kid, and William Regal - FUCK YEAH!

Cradle of Filth, Carcass, and Raging Speedhorn - FUCK YEAH!

Metal Hammer magazine - FUCK YEAH!

Frank Bruno - FU...eh, he was okay.

Ginger Spice's old nude photos showing up in tabloids - FUCK YEAH!

Vinnie Jones - FUCK YEAH!

The British pound being worth more than the American dollar - FUCK YEAH! (sucks for us Americans though)

Ali G - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: MK at July 9, 2005 04:25 PM

'Someone who buys their own furniture, how base.'

'homebase' i think you mean - or was that a deliberate pun?

No pun, Alan had his furniture in place in his castle, so the thought of anyone buying it was repellant, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 04:44 PM

For creating most of the modern world, directly or indirectly.. FUCK YEAH!

For Bob Hope (who was English before he was American) FUCK YEAH!


For the "Special Relationship" and the Anglosphere

FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Chuck at July 9, 2005 04:48 PM

Status Quo, at Band AID 1985' and being off their tits on cocaine, fuck yeah!

Rio video from Duran Duran, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 04:49 PM

1024 x 768 with netscape 8 beta fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 04:58 PM

Harry Flashman ! Fuck yeah !!!
Saki ! Fuck yeah !!!
Bacon and eggs ! Fuck yeah !!!
Andrew Wiles ! Fuck yeah !!!
Tim Berners-Lee ! Fuck yeah !!!

Posted by: alf at July 9, 2005 05:01 PM

Simon Cowell and his high trousers, fuck yeah!

Ken Livingstone, being statesman like, and not having a mustache anymore, but still having pet newts, fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 05:04 PM

Jane Austen - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Stacy at July 9, 2005 05:23 PM

Ian Curtis -- FUCK YEAH!
Ian Astbury -- FUCK YEAH!
Ian Mccullough -- FUCK YEAH!
Peter Hook -- FUCK YEAH!
Peter Saville -- FUCK YEAH!
Peter Medewar -- FUCK YEAH!
Harry Beck -- FUCK YEAH!
Chelmsford -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: k2_7182818284vin at July 9, 2005 05:33 PM

Toad, Rat, Mole and Badger

Posted by: tina at July 9, 2005 05:40 PM

Flippers and Googlies! - Fuck Yeah
The Larch - Fuck Yeah!
Q branch - fuck Yeah!
and lastly,
Not France - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: nigeltufnel11 at July 9, 2005 05:44 PM

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland -- FUCK YEAH!
Oliver Cromwell -- FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Andy at July 9, 2005 05:48 PM

George Smiley - Fuck Yeah
Not John LeCarre - Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Bob at July 9, 2005 05:56 PM

GLC circa 1980's, fuck yeah!

Little and Large, fuck yeah!

Cannon abd Ball, fuck yeah!

Orville and Keith, fuck yeah!

Bros, especially the lyrics; "You've read Karl Marx", which was my introduction to him at 8 years old, fuck yeah!

Going to bed, or walking away from the pub when you know you have had enough, goodnight Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Beefeater at July 9, 2005 06:02 PM

Being a Londoner born and bred, I would like to say a big thank you to all our friends accross the pond who have shown us support after these terrible attrocities.

I think the appropriate term for our American friends is - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Mikey at July 9, 2005 06:25 PM

Ian, and I believe it was the King's Cross Fire that ended smoking on the Tube, correct?

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 06:48 PM

Lotus cars! FUCK YEAH!
Triumph cycles! FUCK YEAH!
Stirling Moss! FUCK YEAH!
Jack Brabham! FUCK YEAH!
Yes! FUCK YEAH!
Colin Chapman! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Alex Nunez at July 9, 2005 07:15 PM

Holy shit! Comment Number ONE THOUSAND! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 07:25 PM

Shepherd's Pie! FUCK YEAH!
Sir Martin Reese! Fuck YEAH!

Posted by: BRAD LEUTWYLER at July 9, 2005 07:30 PM

Oh ... ya... Hobbes! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brad Leutwyler at July 9, 2005 07:34 PM

A link to a truly great English hymn on a great organ: http://www.phoenixorgans.com/thaxted1.mp3

I Vow To Thee, My Country (FY)
by Sir Cecil Spring-Rice

I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love:
The love that asks no question, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar the dearest and the best;
The love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
The love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.

And there's another country, I've heard of long ago,
Most dear to them that love her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King;
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering;
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness and all her paths are peace.

Tune: "Thaxted" bu Gustav Holst FY

And...
Lord Peter Wimsey FY
Busman's holiday FY
Gaudy Night FY
Wearing academic gowns to class FY
Frederick Handel FY to the heavens
"Bedazzled" version with Dudley Moore FY
Henry Purcell FY
Thomas Tallis Fy, all ye saints and angels

Posted by: Anna at July 9, 2005 07:35 PM

If you were to stand on a hill during any Sunday afternoon in winter and listen carefully, you would hear a low, rustling, crunching sound. It is the entire English nation, eating celery.

--Adrian Bailey, quoting his father in _The Cooking of the British Isles_ (from Time Life Books)

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: eve qj at July 9, 2005 07:43 PM

These gentlemen also must be mentioned for their outstanding contributions to Western culture and geopolitical thought, especially as it relates to the present troubles:

Bernard Lewis FY
Paul Johnson FY
John Derbyshire FY

Posted by: Anna at July 9, 2005 07:47 PM

I'm not going to go so far as to strike Derbyshire from that comment, Anna, but his incessant whining pessimism in the past few days has been almost singularly annoying.

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 08:00 PM

Trying to find something not yet used:

The Balfour Declaration - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: alan at July 9, 2005 08:16 PM

"Tipping The Velvet" - FUCK YEAH!

For this work, and other work,
The until now unmentioned actresses:

Keeley Hawes
Rachel Stirling (And her mum!!! gets double-fuck yeah!)

The mannish yet strangely attractive Anna Chancellor - FUCK YEAH!

For MI-5, the show: Kudos gets a FUCK YEAH!

My many, and long dead, ancestors in the ground get a FUCK YEAH! (Hope to visit!)

Hopelessly femmy given names for men? - FUCK YEAH!
(Whatever is she blathering about, Percy? I have no idea, Rupert.)

Placenames pronounciations that bear no resemblance whatever to their spelling. - FUCK YEAH!

Cute swear words and exclaimations - FUCKING BLOODY BRILLIANT YEAH!

Thatcher? - Riding off to save the motherfuckin' day, YEAH!

Tony Blair's large brass pair - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Bren at July 9, 2005 08:36 PM

stiff upper lip, fuck yeah!
falkland islands, fuch yeah!

Posted by: brian at July 9, 2005 08:40 PM

basil fawlty, fuck yeah!
trafalgar, fuck yeah!

Posted by: brian at July 9, 2005 08:44 PM

Oh, and ...

Warm beer - FUCK YEAH!

Telling the tots that the French "eat children's ponies." - FUCK YEAH!

The very concept of the novel - FUCK YEAH!

London Fog coats - FUCK YEAH!

The band Queen
The real Queen
The anthem, God save the Queen - FUCK YEAH!

Powdered wig costume dramas - FUCK YEAH!

Tea time - FUCK YEAH!

The global standard language - FUCK YEAH!

The notion of fair play, and other fine and necessary requirements of civilization - FUCK YEAH!

... and the many mentions in the prior 700+ posts. - FUCKING DITTO YEAH!

Posted by: Bren at July 9, 2005 08:50 PM

Calling soccer "football": FUCK YEAH!
Those stupid open-topped tour buses: FUCK YEAH!
Bernie Taupin not getting any credit: FUCK YEAH!
Prince Harry dressing up as a Nazi: uh, sure, what the fuck, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Malvolio at July 9, 2005 08:50 PM

Isaac Newton FUCK, YEAH!
Jane Austen FUCK, YEAH!
Agatha Christie FUCK, YEAH!
Freemasonry FUCK, YEAH!
Lord Balfour FUCK, YEAH!

(Sorry if it is rpetative, the comments were too long to read!)

Posted by: Cahreman at July 9, 2005 08:51 PM

Time Bandits (I got an idea...formin' in my 'ead).... O H, F U CK Y E A H!!!!!!

FUCK YOU FASCIST TERRORIST BASTARDS! COME GET SOME!!!

Posted by: AmericanDaddy at July 9, 2005 08:56 PM

Pronouncing "Thames"-Tims Fuck Yeah!
Portabello Road Fuck Yeah!
Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars
Fuck Yeah!
Dart Games on TV Fuck Yeah!
Pubs with funny names Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: jennie at July 9, 2005 09:00 PM

The Larch FUCK YEAH!

Alan Turing FUCK YEAH!

The Supermarine Spitfire XIV FUCK YEAH!

Sykes-Fairbairn knives FUCK YEAH!

The Silver Beatles FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH!

Posted by: Jonathan at July 9, 2005 09:08 PM

TVR FUCK YEAH!
Austin Healey FUCK YEAH!
Threshold (the metal band) FUCK YEAH!
TVR FUCK YEAH! (deserves two)

Posted by: Yippee38 at July 9, 2005 09:35 PM

Quarterstaffs -- FUCK YEAH!
The Royal Armouries At Leeds -- FUCK YEAH!
The Tower Armouries -- FUCK YEAH!
George Silver -- FUCK YEAH!
W.E. Fairbairn -- FUCK YEAH!
Smatchets -- FUCK YEAH!
The Kukri, and the Gurkhas that wield them -- FUCK YEAH!
The Webley MK VI -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: De Doc at July 9, 2005 09:37 PM

Julie fucking Christie saying "I'd like to suck his cock" in the movie SHAMPOO! (about Warren Beatty)And then she DOES IT to him under the restaurant table. That's class, man!
SIR ALEC fucking GUINESS in ANY film
SIR Paul fucking McCartney
Captain Horatio fucking Hornblower
ALL fucking Dickens characters
The British sinking the fucking Graf Spee
British gin (and Schweppes tonic)
Lawrence of Arabia
Actor Robert Newton, a superb, usually drunk actor who was Long John Silver in films and practically invented "pirate talk". (I be Captain Silver, matey and I am king of the pirates, mark me words lad"

Posted by: Rudy Marinacci at July 9, 2005 09:37 PM

THe fact that people in the UK have little compunction about using the 'C' word in open conversation! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: GIlman Grundy at July 9, 2005 09:41 PM


Winston Churchill FUCK YEAH!

Margaret Thatcher FUCK YEAH!

J.R.R. Tolkien FUCK YEAH!

HMS Dreadnought FUCK YEAH!

HMS Victory FUCK YEAH!

HMS Ark Royal FUCK YEAH!

HMS Undaunted (Carted Napoleon to Elba) FUCK YEAH!

SAS FUCK YEAH!

Gurkas FUCK YEAH!

The Desert Rats FUCK YEAH!

Kitchner FUCK YEAH!

The Anglosphere FUCK YEAH!

Earl Grey Tea FUCK YEAH!

Blood, Toil, Tears, and Sweat FUCK YEAH!

We Few, We Happy Few, We Band of Brothers FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: Bret at July 9, 2005 09:54 PM

Every English kings or Queen kick the French ass throughout the century FUCK YEAH

Conquroring France FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 9, 2005 10:08 PM

Bass Ale! FUCK YEAH!
Tanqueray! Gin! FUCK YEAH!
Gin & Tonics! FUCK YEAH!
Edmund Burke! FUCK YEAH!
Alan Turing! FUCK YEAH!
Edward Jenner! FUCK YEAH!
Rudyard Kipling! FUCK YEAH!
Hash House Harriers! FUCK YEAH ON ON!

Posted by: Eric Parsons at July 9, 2005 10:13 PM

Anthony Stewart-Head (Giles the Watcher from Buffy The Vampire Slayer). FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 9, 2005 10:13 PM

John Constantine, Hellblazer (the comic book not that horrid watered-down Keanu Reeves crap). FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 9, 2005 10:14 PM

That old Arsenal Gunners scarf that I got from my folks when they visited London back in 1977. I still wear it today come wintertime.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 9, 2005 10:15 PM

"Conquroring France FUCK YEAH"

Shame that didn't last too long, but then the French have only ever been militarily successful when lead by either a teenage girl or an Italian. OTOH, why would the English have wanted to keep France anyway? ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 9, 2005 10:15 PM

Horatio Nelson FY

Posted by: kevin at July 9, 2005 10:18 PM

Deep Purple FUCK YEAH!

Black Sabbath FUCK YEAH!

Judas Priest FUCK YEAH!

Iron Maiden FUCK YEAH!

The old New Wave Of British Heavy Metal movement in general \m/FUCK YEAH\m/!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Robert at July 9, 2005 10:24 PM

Helen Mirren! WOO HOO! I mean FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: rickl at July 9, 2005 10:30 PM

I have read just about every post now, I think, so I hope I can add some new F Y s;

Catweezle
Timeslip
UFO
A slew of Gerry and Sylvia Anderson Supermarionation shows

Marina Baker, one mighty fine Playboy Plamate from 1987

Fish and Chips wrapped up in newspaper

Home Truths

The ravens that have not left the tower

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Brian G. at July 9, 2005 10:34 PM

Every fucking decent thing that Western civilization has to offer came from Britain. Absolutely goddamn right! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Sam H. at July 9, 2005 10:45 PM

Vox AC30s
Tyres
Lifts
Simon Donaldson

FY

Posted by: Edward Lee at July 9, 2005 11:02 PM

Natural places:Baildon Moors, Spring Woods,Ilkley Moors(with or without your hat)Fixby Woods, and countless other bits of this awesomely beautiful land which still reveal the greatness of this sceptered isle. Come see....get out of your connurbations and your cars and trains and walk and see. Yeah!

Posted by: jd at July 9, 2005 11:10 PM

Adam Smith - FUCK YEAH!
Thomas Paine - FUCK YEAH!
Melanie Phillips - FUCK YEAH!
The Lancashire weavers - FUCK YEAH!
Gerard Winstanley - FUCK YEAH!
John Wesley - FUCK YEAH!
Benjamin Disraeli - FUCK YEAH!
Petula Clark - FUCK YEAH!
Paul Eisler, inventor of the printed circuit board - FUCK YEAH!
Jacob Bronowski - FUCK YEAH!
Karl Popper - FUCK YEAH!
Ali G - FUCK YEAH!
Peter Brook and Jonathan Miller and Harold Pinter - FUCK YEAH!
Peter Sellers - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Yehudit at July 9, 2005 11:52 PM

A Three-Part Song
Rudyard Kipling

I�M JUST in love with all these three,
The Weald and the Marsh and the Down countre.
Nor I don�t know which I love the most,
The Weald or the Marsh or the white Chalk coast!

I�ve buried my heart in a ferny hill,
Twix� a liddle low shaw an� a great high gill.
Oh hop-bine yaller an� wood-smoke blue,
I reckon you�ll keep her middling true!

I�ve loosed my mind for to out and run
On a Marsh that was old when Kings begun.
Oh Romney Level and Brenzett reeds,
I reckon you know what my mind needs!

I�ve given my soul to the Southdown grass,
And sheep-bells tinkled where you pass.
Oh Firle an� Ditchling an� sails at sea,
I reckon you keep my soul for me!

Posted by: Yehudit at July 9, 2005 11:54 PM

I had to second this, Nigella Lawson, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Grey Hodge at July 10, 2005 12:27 AM

Anglo-Saxon attitudes: FUCK, YEAH!
Lewis Carroll; FUCK, YEAH!

Elizabeth R; FUCK, YEAH!
Virginia Woolf; FUCK, YEAH!
Jane Austen; FUCK, YEAH!
The Brontes; FUCK, YEAH!
Billy Shakespeare; FUCK, YEAH!
Dorothy L. Sayers; FUCK, YEAH!
A.A. Milne; FUCK, YEAH!
G.K. Chesterton; FUCK, YEAH!
Agatha Christie; FUCK, YEAH!
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle; FUCK, YEAH!
T.S. Eliot; FUCK, YEAH! (Hey. He moved there; he was virtually English.)
W.B. Yeats; FUCK, YEAH! (pushing the Irish envelope, but he belongs for historical reasons)

Restoration comedies; FUCK, YEAH!

The romantic poets; FUCK, YEAH!

Sir Elton; FUCK, YEAH!
Brian May; FUCK, YEAH!
Roger Taylor; FUCK, YEAH!
John Deacon; FUCK, YEAH!
Freddy Mercury; FUCK, YEAH!
Elvis Costello; FUCK, YEAH!
Joe Jackson; FUCK, YEAH!
Graham Parker; FUCK, YEAH!
Dire Straits; FUCK, YEAH!

Black tea with whole milk; FUCK, YEAH!

Co-opting the best cuisine on the planet (India's); FUCK, YEAH!

Way too many vowels in words, um, wourds; FUCK, YEAH!
The Parliamentary system of government; FUCK, YEAH!

The supremacy of the middle class; FUCK, YEAH!

Mass transit people actually use; FUCK, YEAH!

A military whose members more or less freely roam the Pentagon, because (along with Australia's) its members are considered "virtual Americans."

The "scientific style" of writing that specifies the period in a sentence goes *after* the period in a sentence if that period doesn't appear in the original work. Which is actually more logical than the way we Yanks do it. FUCK, YEAH!

Kicking the French out of the Lower 48 before the American Revolution, therefore confining them to a little piece of Canada and getting them out of our hair before we declared independence.

Posted by: Attila Girl at July 10, 2005 02:02 AM

Thank you, chaps. This is rather nice.
Umm, to all our cousins around the world ... Rumpy pumpy, jolly good !!!

Posted by: aBrit at July 10, 2005 03:44 AM

Someone called ikg who doesn't seem to get the point. Fuck No! Or if he'd stop for a second, Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Strooth at July 10, 2005 03:56 AM

Charles Dickens and Jane Austen! FUCK YEAH!

Charles Darwin and the theory of evolution! FUCK YEAH!

Parliamentary democracy! FUCK YEAH!

Isaac Newton, the theory of gravitation, and differential calculus! FUCK YEAH!

The BBC ! FUCK YEAH!

Two world wars and one World Cup! FUCK YEAH!

Charles Babbage, Alan Turing, ENIGMA and the computer! FUCK YEAH!

The steam engine! FUCK YEAH!

Private Eye! FUCK YEAH!

Methodism! FUCK YEAH!

Providing a home-from-home for Marx, Engels, Lenin, Trotsky, the ANC, the Huguenots, and libertarians and leftists for the last few centuries! FUCK YEAH!

Cricket! FUCK YEAH!

Constable and Turner! FUCK YEAH!

Tom Paine! FUCK YEAH!

William Blake! FUCK YEAH!

The Salvation Army! FUCK YEAH!

Kilts! FUCK YEAH!

Harry Potter! FUCK YEAH!

The abolition of slavery! FUCK YEAH!

Mahatma Gandhi's higher education! FUCK YEAH!

The jet engine! FUCK YEAH!

Radar! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: plep at July 10, 2005 04:00 AM

Ralph Richardson's voice. FUCK YEAH!

The English Language. FUCK YEAH!

Ralph Richardson's voice speaking the English language. FUCKETY FUCK FUCK YEAH!

We've mentioned the Jeremies Bentham, Clarkson, Irons, and Northam, but we forgot Jeremy Brett. Can I get a FUCK YEAH?

Jeremy Brett. FUCK YEAH!

Macaulay's prose. FUCK YEAH!

Bacon's essays. FUCK YEAH!

Arthur Quiller-Couch. FUCK YEAH!

Onslow's work ethic. FUCK YEAH!

The ability to write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform. FUCK YEAH!

Henges, cromlechs, dolmens, barrows, and megaliths. FUCK YEAH!

Francis Urquhart. FUCK YEAH!

Mrs. Slocombe's pussy. FUCK YEAH!

Avoirdupois. FUCK YEAH!

"He's A Fine Old English Gentleman". FUCK YEAH!

Kate Winslet's willingness to get nekkid. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brian at July 10, 2005 04:03 AM

Writing this seven hundred years ago:

Ah, Fredome is a noble thing
Fredome mays man to have liking
Fredome all solace to man giffis
He livys at ease who freely livys.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brian at July 10, 2005 04:45 AM

Fuller's London Pride. FUCK YEAH.

Posted by: Steve at July 10, 2005 04:46 AM

ikg - you're blathering all over tha place, ignoring the format and nobody cares. Please stop.

Anyway.

THE GLASTONBURY FUCKING FESTIVAL. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jh at July 10, 2005 05:08 AM

Haggis, Tatties, and Neeps FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Shannon A at July 10, 2005 06:10 AM

New Order
British & Irish Lions
Carling
James Masters (okay, he's an American, but plays a cool Brit).

Nice work.

Posted by: gordon at July 10, 2005 06:36 AM

Modesty Blaise and Willie Garvin - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Andy at July 10, 2005 06:37 AM

ikg

Why can't you continue your rather verbose postings on another thread ?

On THIS thread, now being viewed by strangers from across the world (including many of us in London) Emily thoughtfully created a witty format that has allowed many many people to CRISPLY mention things that they like about Britain and the Brits. With over a thousand entries already, people want to be able to SKIM down, looking for the next real laugh, or the quaintness and oddities that help define Britain. So, as an Aussie,

One-liner obscure jokes - FUCK YEAH
Skiffle in the Fifties - FUCK YEAH
The Archers -- FUCK YEAH
Primroses along a country roadside FUCK YEAH
Centre Court FUCK YEAH
The Saatchi gallery - FUCK YEAH
Coopers Old English Marmalade - FUCK YEAH
NHS spectacle frames -- FUCK YEAH
Morris Minor - FUCK YEAH
I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue - FUCK YEAH
Humph and Samantha - FUCK YEAH
Reginald Bosanquet - FUCK YEAH
Queen Vic, monarch and pub - FUCK YEAH
Norton motorbikes - FUCK YEAH
Henley Regatta - FUCK YEAH
Cricket at Lords -- FUCK YEAH
Carlton-Browne of the FO - FUCK YEAH
Blackpool illuminations - FUCK YEAH
Jellied eels - FUCK YEAH


Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 06:51 AM

Genesis,The Who, Elton John, Benny Hill, and James Ivory

Posted by: Walsh at July 10, 2005 06:54 AM

Genesis,The Who, Elton John, Benny Hill, and James Ivory

Posted by: Walsh at July 10, 2005 06:54 AM

Tim Berners-Lee's idea of hyperlinks,
to avoid verbose postings - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 07:00 AM


The Anglosphere - FUCK YEAH
Tony Hancock - FUCK YEAH
Trooping the Colour - FUCK YEAH
Correct spelling - FUCK YEAH
Hattie Jacques - FUCK YEAH
Carry on up the Khyber - FUCK YEAH
Dad's Army - FUCK YEAH
St James's Park - FUCK YEAH
The Ashes - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 07:15 AM

Another FUCK YEAH for Little Britain, the funniest god damn show anywhere. Actually a big FUCK YEAH for that inimitable and peculiar thing known as the british sense of humor.

Also FUCK YEAH for Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, and Jimmy Page. And another FUCK YEAH for embracing this wild looking black hippie from the states named Jimi Hendrix, when he wasn't appreciated at home.

And one more FUCK YEAH for the whole UK Grime scene for injecting some life into tired old rap music.

England.... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: david morine at July 10, 2005 07:19 AM

More....
A. E Housman FUCK YEAH!
Geoffrey Household FUCK YEAH!
Kipling's Kim FUCK YEAH!
Richard Thompson FUCK YEAH!
Jeffrey Bernard (and politically incorrect drunks in general) FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Steve Bodio at July 10, 2005 07:43 AM

Nelson's "I see no signal" - FUCK YEAH
Robert Burns - FUCK YEAH
The Cerne Giant - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 07:59 AM

Adam Smith - Fuck Yeah

John Donne = Fuck Yeah

Posted by: egb at July 10, 2005 08:05 AM

Punch and Judy puppet shows, serving up twisted beatings and murder to delighted British children for over 200 years: FUCK YEAH!
English breakfasts, with sausage, beans, ham, eggs, chips (French fries) and malt vinegar, toast, tea, and blood pudding: FUCK YEAH!
Extremely pale skin with no freckles: FUCK YEAH!
Lord Peter Wimsey... Miss Marple: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sean at July 10, 2005 08:19 AM

Ian and Alf, I can't speak for Emily, but while I don't think anything's going to be deleted, please take the rest of any fights elsewhere. Please. Neither of you is going to be banned (so far)--I don't know if we've ever banned anyone but spammers in the history of this blog--but I'd strongly suggest you both simply avoid any mention of the other from hence forward.

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 08:34 AM

The most liberal Democracy in Europe - Fuck Yeah!
kicking terrorist radicals out of the UK - Fuck Yeah!

May 21, 2003

Al-Muhajiroun
The portal for Britian�s suicide terrorists
Introduction
The revelation that Asif Hanif, the terrorist who blew himself up in Tel Aviv on 29 April, and his accomplice and would-be bomber, Omar Khan Shar if, were British, should have come as no revelation. Nor should it have come as a surprise that they had links with Al-Muhajiroun (AM � The Emigrants).

What was surprising, and perhaps unforgivable, was that their �religious� and ideological descent into attempted mass murder could not have been adequately monitored by either the British or Israeli security services and law enforcement agencies. Information provided by the police at the initial court hearing at Bow Street Magistrates Court on 9 May clearly indicated that Sharif�s family knew what he was up to, if not actually complicit in his terrorism. The family are now remanded to the Central Criminal Court, charged with failing to disclose information that could have prevented a terrorist attack, under section 38 of the amended Terrorism Act 2000. Sharif�s sister, Parveen Sharif, also faces the more serious charge of aiding, abetting, counselling or procuring acts of terrorism overseas under section 62 of the Act which carries a maximum sentence of life imprisonment on conviction1.

According to the judge at the court hearing on 9 May, the evidence against the three largely relies on information from emails, but it is a reasonable assumption in the circumstances that their foreknowledge and assistance went beyond this.

People who are recruited by AM are taught by the organisation that Israel, the Jews and the West are evil and that it is their Muslim duty to fight them. This is not to state that AM is itself a terrorist organisation. It is not, at least in Britain, but it does serve as an important radicalising agent in the process of turning young British Muslims against Britain and into militant Islamists, and serves as a portal through which some of them have been encouraged to pass on their way to becoming terrorists.

Articles in the British press in recent years have referred to the recruitment of young men by AM whose families fear they will become terrorists. In one instance the relatives of a student from Crawley, Sussex, went to Pakistan to search terrorist training camps for Omar Kyam, who had left his home to travel to Pakistan to train as a terrorist. Mr Kyam�s uncle stated �he and boys like him are being given a rifle and told martyrdom is a good thing and sent on a suicide mission to places like Kashmir�The men responsible for sending them don�t care what happens to these boys. Many families who have lost sons are afraid to speak out because they worry about reprisals against them�2.

Foundations
AM was founded in the UK on 16 February 1996 by Omar Bakri Mohammed (Bakri), formerly al Fostock. He was born in 1958 in Aleppo Syria, studied at Cairo�s al-Azhar University, then lived in Saudi Arabia until his expulsion in 1986 when he came to Britain. During this time in the Middle East he claims to have been active in various groups including the Muslim Brotherhood and Hizb ut-Tahrir (HUT � the Islamic Liberation Party). Indeed Bakri founded HUT�s British branch, with Farid Kasim, a fellow Syrian, and the two rapidly gained a reputation as the most vocal, visible and active Islamist organisers in the UK.

HUT operated mainly on university campuses but also within the Muslim community where its members repeatedly clashed with longer established, and more moderate, bodies.

In 1996 Bakri split from HUT to start AM, and proclaimed himself its spiritual leader. In addition he established himself as a judge of the self-styled British Court of Shariah, which advocates the dominance of Islamic law. Bakri is also the founder of the publishing house al-Khilafah Publications.

AM essentially follows the ideology of HUT, which was founded by Sheikh Taqiuddin an-Nabahani, an Islamic court judge in the former east Jerusalem in 1953. Nabahani remained leader until he died in 1977 and was then succeeded by Abdul-Qadeem Zallum, who was ousted in 1997 by Mohamed Nafi Abdul-Karim Salih. He in turn was succeeded by Bakr Salem-Khawaldah.

HUT is an international Islamist movement dedicated to the creation of a united Khilafah (Islamic state) throughout what it deems to be Muslim lands. In the Khilafah the Ummah (Muslim community) is led by a Caliph (appointed leader) who rules the state by the rules of Islam (Shariah). The size of the state is limitless and negates the need for national boundaries; anyone can live in such a state, as long as they abide by Islamic law. Where it is deemed necessary the Khilafah will be established by Jihad (holy war), which HUT sees as a physical war to be fought against the Kufr (non-believers)3.

HUT is opposed to all existing Arab and Muslim regimes and it is banned in most Middle Eastern countries, where it has a history of involvement in dissident activity.

In 1968 HUT attempted a coup d�etat in Jordan and Syria, both of which failed, as did an attempted putsch in Egypt in 1974, said to have been carried out by a disgruntled Palestinian terrorist who had joined HUT. Another sympathiser is thought to have been a member of the group who assassinated President Sadat of Egypt in 1981. Attempted coups have also been made in Iraq and Tunisia, where in 1988 over forty members were tried in secret by a military court. In 1994 ten members of HUT were convicted of plotting to assassinate King Hussein of Jordan, and though ten were sentenced to death, eight of these sentences were subsequently overturned due to lack of evidence by the Appeal Court. The other two accused were tried in absentia4.

HUT has also established itself in central asia, where it has declared a Jihad, and where it seeks to reunite the central asian republics. It is currently particularly prominent as an opposition party in Uzbekistan. According to Uzbek officials HUT was introduced into the country in 1995 by a Jordanian named Sala Huddin. As the movement began setting up its first cells in Tashkent and the Fergana Valley, and spread throughout Uzbekistan and onto Tajikistan and Kyrgystan, government crackdowns began. HUT has claimed more than 60,000 supporters in Tashkent and tens of thousands in other cities. This claim may be supported by the number of arrests of HUT members in all three countries between 1999 and 2001.

It has also been alleged that HUT were responsible for the assassination of Muhammed Amin Yakan, a leading Muslim cleric, in Aleppo Syria in December 1999. Yakan had been mediating between the regime and the Muslim Brotherhood which at that time was banned in Syria.

Members of HUT, including three British members, were recently put on trial in Egypt and charged with seeking the overthrow of the Egyptian government. In a press interview Bakri claimed to have recruited them to HUT5.

Ideology
HUT is rigidly opposed to the existence of the state of Israel, and draws no distinction between Israel and Jews in its rhetoric. It is also opposed to the Middle East process, and has demonstrated against the Arab participants that have been involved in the process, as well as against Israel. In addition to this, HUT is anti-Hindu, anti-Sikh, homophobic, anti-feminist, anti-democratic and anti-western.

Following the split between the two organisations AM quickly assumed HUT�s active role in recruiting in universities in colleges and through mosques, and in talking to the media, thereby becoming Britain�s best-known extremist Islamist group. After the split HUT returned to a more covert style of operation, although it continues to send out communiqu?s to the press. However HUT and AM retain a near-identical ideology and some activists appear to belong to both groups. The membership of both organisations is not known but is likely to be only in the hundreds, although they have been able to attract thousands of supporters to their public activities.

From their head office in the Lee Valley Techno Park in north London, AM claim to provide physical support, including finance and recruitment to overseas Islamist groups, including Hamas, Egyptian Islamic Jihad and Hizbollah. Bakri has also boasted of having communicated with Osama bin Laden. However none of these groups have ever substantiated AM�s claims, and it is perhaps doubtful that much of the money raised actually reaches its intended declared destination. Nevertheless AM did have an office and a representative, Hassan Butt, in Lahore, Pakistan, and do encourage British volunteers to train and fight abroad6. This has led to the death of at least three British AM activists in an American bombing raid on Afghanistan7. In December 2001 AM claimed that eighteen of their British activists were in Lahore claiming political asylum having fought on behalf of the Taliban in Afghanistan.

Since the implementation of Britain�s Terrorism Act 2000, and its subsequent amendment in 2001, AM have been more cautious in speaking about raising funds in Britain for overseas terrorist activity. Their public stance since September 11 2001 focuses more on establishing the Khilafah. However their public distaste for Jews, Christianity, Hinduism, Sikhism, and homosexuality, and their continued criticism of western civilisation and comment on the Israel Palestine situation has led several leading members into trouble with the police (see below).

Most other Islamist groups criticise AM�s ideology as being overly simplistic. There is, however, some ideological convergence with other radical groups, particularly those associated with the Muslim Brotherhood and the Pakistani Jamaat Islami, especially regarding the mutual responsibility that Muslims bear for one another throughout the world, the utopian vision of the Khilafah and the justification of political violence to achieve their aims.

AM claim that the Khilafah was originally established by the prophet Mohammed, and that its �re-establishment� is a religious and political priority for all Muslims. They also believe that it is every Muslim�s duty to support those waging Jihad in any other country, for instance Chechnya, Afghanistan, Kashmir or Palestine, and regularly call for Jihad in support of Muslims overseas. In this context AM defines Jihad as materially supporting or physically waging war on behalf of Islam. Their leaflets frequently quote a select few verses from religious text to justify their militant rhetoric:

�The Jews and Christians will never be satisfied with you until they take you away from your way of life.�8

�The hour will not come until Muslims fight the Jews and kill them.�9

Ultimately AM seek to convert the world to Islam so that the Khilafah state will dominate the world.

Leadership
Bakri is the self-proclaimed religious and spiritual leader of AM. Described half-humorously as �The Tottenham Ayatollah�, he is a publicity seeker whose frequent media interviews have been noteworthy for his outrageous claims10. In 1991 he threatened the life of Prime Minister John Major, and was held by the police for twenty-four hours, but subsequently released without being charged11. In December 1999 he issued a fatwa against the Russian leader Boris Yeltsin and called for British Muslims to attack the Russian Embassy. On 18 September 2001, outside the Pakistan Embassy in London, Bakri issued a fatwa which contained a death threat against General Musharraf of Pakistan12.

Anjem Choudary is the chairman of The Society of Muslim Lawyers, an AM front. He appears to be the main public spokesman for AM, and is sometimes now described as the head of the British branch, and its main operational leader. In 1998 he was arrested and charged, although not prosecuted, with burning an Israeli flag at an AM rally in Hyde Park London, but he was convicted for other offences early in 2003 (see below).

Abdul Rahman Saleem, also known as Abu Yahya, is a leading member of AM. In a press interview he stated that he had undergone military training in Afghanistan and Pakistan and would go to fight on the front line for other Muslims13. In a second interview he admitted to be recruiting a number of Britains to be trained abroad as he felt to be the duty of every Muslim to defend Islam14. A third interview he gave quoted him as saying �My support for my brothers in the Taliban or any oppressed Muslim group will be verbal, financial and physical�15. He was also arrested and charged, although not prosecuted, for burning an Israeli flag at an AM event in 1998, (see below).

Iftikhar Ali has been a senior member of AM since at least 1999 and has been the organiser of their physical training courses in east London. In May 2002 he was convicted of incitement to racial hatred for distributing AM leaflets bearing the hadith �the final hour will not come until Muslims fight the Jews and kill them�. Reportedly he told the police officers who arrested him that �What is written on the paper is true. The Jewish people must die.�16

Other AM activists were also arrested at the same time around the country for distributing the same leaflets but the criminal charges against them were dropped.

The late Sulayman Zain-ul-Abidin, also known as Frank Etim/Etab, was also active in AM. He was the organiser of Sakina Security Services, which advertised jihad training for Islamists on its Internet site and via handouts. The training included an overseas course called �the ultimate jihad challenge� held in the United States so that it could include weapons training with live ammunition. During 2002 he was put on trial at the Central Criminal Court in London charged with terrorism offences but subsequently acquitted, and shown to be something of a fantasist. The US authorities, however, continue to investigate the American organisers of the training camps.

Sulayman Keeler is a member of the National Daw�ah Committee of AM and chairman of The Society of Converts to Islam, yet another AM front. In 1999 he was imprisoned for 28 days for assaulting a police officer at a demonstration outside 10 Downing Street, the official residence of the British Prime Minister, following a British attack on Iraqi missile installations.17 Shortly thereafter Amer Mirza, yet another AM leader, was sentenced to six months imprisonment for petrol bombing a territorial army base in west London, again as a protest against the British military action against Iraq.18

Organisational Connections
AM maintains close connections, often at a personal level, with other British-based Islamist organisations.

The Supporters of Shariah (SOS) was founded by the Egyptian Abu Hamza al-Masri (formerly Mustafa Kemal). Until the Charity Commission demanded his exclusion from the North London Central Mosque in Finsbury Park, Abu Hamza used the mosque as his UK base. From 1996 AM and SOS held joint meetings there, as well as demonstrations on the streets of London. Police raids on the mosque in January 2003 proved that the mosque was being used as a storage facility for materiel used to support a growing terrorist infrastructure.

It was also at the mosque that al-Qaeda recruiters, probably Djamel Beghal, found Zacarias Moussaoui, the so-called �twentieth hijacker�, and Richard Reid, the �shoebomber�.

Hamza was previously an advisor to the Algerian Armed Islamic Group (GIA) and had issued a number of fatwahs on their behalf justifying the killing of civilians.

Abu Qatada (also known as Sheikh Omar Abu Omar), currently held by the British authorities, is a Palestinian who has been convicted twice in absentia by Jordan on terrorist charges. He came to Britain in 1993 and was later granted asylum. Qatada is linked to the Jordanian group Jaysh Mohammad (Army of Mohammad) who are accused of planned the bombing of American targets at the end of the millennium. He has frequently been described as Bin Laden�s �ambassador to Europe�. Qatada has attended and spoken at AM events with both Bakri and Hamza. In particular he was the guest speaker at an AM meeting in November 1999 held to raise funds for the Mujahideen in Chechnya.

Bakri has also maintained a close relationship with Yasser al-Sirri, an Egyptian exile condemned to death in Egypt for his part in the attempted assassination of the former Prime Minister Dr Atef Sidqi. Al-Sirri has been described as the leader of the Tala�l Fatah (Vanguards of Conquest). Bakri and Sirri have shared platforms on numerous occasions at public events in London and have openly supported each others causes. Al-Sirri has also been a speaker at several AM demonstrations and meetings.

Dr Mohammed al-Mas�ari, the Saudi Arabian co-founder in the UK of the Committee for Defence of Legitimate Rights, is known to have been a member of HUT in Saudi Arabia, along with Bakri. Al-Mas�ari left Saudi Arabia in 1994 after six months imprisonment and has since been living in Britain. It was al-Mas�ari who translated and distributed Osama bin Laden�s first declaration of war against the United States in 1996. Mas�ari is a central figure in AM activities and indeed has been a lecturer at Bakri�s School of Shariah.

Zahid ur-Rashdi is a former Pakistani Member of Parliament and head of the Shariah Council of Pakistan. It is believed that he and other Pakistani Islamists maintained contact with the late Mullah Mohammed Omar, the Taliban leader. Ur-Rashdi has been a guest speaker at a number of AM�s important events in London including the Trafalgar Square rally on 3 August 1997 entitled �Islam Against Oppression�. Again in July 1999 he spoke at an AM rally in Trafalgar Square entitled �Islam III�. Ur-Rashdi is believed to be the head of the Pakistani end of a jihad recruitment and fundraising network called The Global Jihad Fund.

As has been indicated, AM operates in Britain under a variety of names, using organisations and companies as fronts. These organisations are fronted by senior members of the organisation, and the different names enable AM to recruit new members or sympathisers from varying backgrounds and ages, as well as raising money through donations.

In a press interview Bakri stated that there �are registered companies that do not exist as companies�Info 2000 Software is one of eleven companies we have used to help us with our work.19 This bogus company was investigated by the authorities and shut down subsequently.

The Muslim Cultural Society of Enfield and Haringey was a registered charity established and run by AM in May 1994. Subsequently it too was investigated, and closed in November 1999 by the British authorities20.

Anti-Israel and Anti-Jewish Activities
Anti-Israel demonstrations and meetings, and the promotion of antisemitism and Holocaust denial have been central to AM�s activities from the very start. Leaflets, Internet postings and meetings focussing on this core issue for AM ideology began in earnest after the Israel bombardment of Qana in Lebanon in April 1996.

One leaflet published shortly thereafter was headed �Muslim vs Jew: War�. Having stated that �Never has one single Arab leader engaged with Israel in war� it went on to state �and what of so-called Jewish invincibility that the rulers of Muslim lands claim? What does Allah have to say about this? Allah through his messenger Mohammed (SAW) said: �The final (sic) shall not occur until the Muslims fight the Jews and the Muslims kill them, so much so that the Jews will seek shelter behind stones and trees, and the stones and trees proclaim, �oh Muslim�, �oh servant of Allah!� There is a Jew behind me, so come and kill him�.further in the Quran Allah says of the Jews: and thou will find them greediest of mankind for life�and concerning their cowardice: they will not fight against you in body save in fortified villages and behind wall�21.

Shortly thereafter AM produced a series of leaflets on the theme of Jihad for Palestine and embarked upon a series of widely advertised demonstrations outside the Israel Embassy in London22. Thereafter the group began a series of central London demonstrations to protest against Israel and Zionism. One entitled �The Rally Against Oppression� held in August in Trafalgar Square, central London, had on its advertising leaflets the slogan �Israel, the cancerous Zionist entity most oppressive terrorist state on earth� stated that � the establishment of Israel is not only a criminal act of genocide against the Palestinian people. It is also an act of war against Islam and Muslims all over the world�the oppression of this cancerous growth can be counted by surgical, chemical or radiation treatment23.

Another demonstration held outside the residence of the Prime Minister at 10 Downing Street called for the support of the �Jihad against the pirate racist Zionist Jewish apartheid terrorist murdering oppressive illegitimate blasphemous state of Israel�occupier of Muslim land�24. Yet another called for a �demonstration against 50 years of apartied (sic), occupation murdering and racism�the pirate state of Israel�. This was held outside the Jewish community�s Israel Independence Day celebrations at Wembley Conference Centre, north London25.

The banners and speeches at these demonstrations were even more extreme. Banners outside the Israel Embassy at an AM demonstration in October 2000 stated �Jewish occupiers kill them where you see them�. At the same demonstration the organised chanting included the calls: �dirty Jews, burn in hell, jihad jihad jihad, bomb bomb Tel Aviv, bomb bomb Israel, scud scud Israel, burn burn Israel�.

One chant heard frequently on AM demonstrations is the Arabic: �kyber kyber ya yahood jaysh Mohammed saof yaood� (kyber kyber oh Jews! The Army of Mohammed will return). At a June 1998 Rally for Islam in Trafalgar Square Avais Khan, one of the speakers, stated: �the Jewish Holocaust was a fabrication and everybody knows that. But the way they kill the Muslims in Palestine, that is the true Holocaust, theirs is a fabrication�b�Allah, they dirty cursed people, yahood, they make Hitler look like a saint�how wicked, how evil these Jews are, b�Allah, they don�t even deserve the death of a dog�.

At an AM demonstration outside another Israeli Independence Day celebration, this time in May 2000, one speaker addressed the Jewish community thus: �your state is a blasphemy according to Jewish law so that makes you not only cowards, garbage, scum, thieves, I could go on, it also makes you blasphemers as well, according to your own religion. Then again what do we expect from the garbage of humanity, the most gangrenous part of humanity that has always killed its own prophets, betrayed its own people, it�s no surprise to any of us that you constantly lie and cheat in your religion, that is why in our religion you are described as pigs, swines and apes�26.

The anti-Jewish and anti-Israel rhetoric has continued virtually without slowing down, but from 2000 onwards the rhetoric took on a harder tone: leaflets began to appeal for Jihad recruitment and the murder of Israelis.

One leaflet advertising an Islamic conference in east London called for Israelis to be killed wherever they are27. Another, advertising a rally to be held in Trafalgar Square in October 2000 stated that the rally would be recruiting Muslims to destroy Israel28.

AM responded to Britain�s first Holocaust Memorial Day in 2001 by holding a series of lectures designed to: �trace back the lie of the Holocaust� and show how it has been used to justify the on-going Holocaust and genocide against the innocent Muslims in Palestine.

Bakri has frequently been quoted as saying that he does not believe in the Holocaust. Indeed it would be no exaggeration to say that AM has become perhaps the most active promoter of Holocaust denial in Britain. During November 2000 its members put up posters throughout London advertising a meeting which referred to the Holocaust as �a perverted lie�. The meeting was cancelled by the owners of the hall where it was due to take place, but in a press interview at the time Bakri told the Jewish Chronicle: � to say six million died in the Holocaust is fallacy used to justify Zionism. We believe that the nazis killed about 60,000 Jews during the war. The story of the Holocaust is full of myths and lies29.

Holocaust denial has been repeated in numerous Internet postings on Bakri�s websites. One recent example was: �how could Hitler kill 6,800,000 Jews when there were only 3,500,000 Jews living in Europe? This talk will trace back the lie of the Holocaust and show how it has been used to justify the on-going Holocaust and genocide against the innocent Muslims in Palestine and to legitimise the existence of the Terrorist State of Israel�30.

As a consequence of promoting these insidious and hateful views AM are banned by the National Union of Students from holding events at all student unions in the UK, as are HUT. Indeed it was their campus-based activity that led the universities� umbrella body, the Committee of Vice Chancellors (now renamed Universities UK) to investigate HUT and subsequently publish a guidance booklet for university heads on religious extremism31.

However, following their established practice they have set themselves up under different organisational names, such as the Islamic Media Forum, Pakistan Society or Muslim Cultural Society, and thereby frequently evade the bans.

As a consequence of their anti-Israel and anti-Jewish incitement several members and supporters of AM have been arrested or convicted on criminal charges, in addition to those mentioned above:

In May 2003 Anjem Choudary was convicted of organising a banned AM rally in Trafalgar Square, and fined. He subsequently told a London newspaper that �Muslims are obligated to court Islam openly where they live, with or without permission�.32

In October 2000, Malik Saleem, Mohammad Farooq and Sajaad Hanif were arrested in Birmingham for putting up posters which bore the slogan �the hour will not come until the Muslims kill the Jews�. The posters were to advertise an AM meeting, and one was posted on the wall of a synagogue.

In September 2000 Nazrul Islam, Tunveer Ahmed, Abdul Rahman Saleem, Muhammad Akhtar, Muhammad Shams Uddeen, Kawsor Miah and Abdullah Uddin were all arrested at an AM demonstration outside the Israeli embassy in London, although not subsequently charged.

In January 1998 Osman Ali, Anjem Choudary and Abdul Rahim Salim were arrested for burning an Israeli flag at a public event in Central London. However, they too were not convicted.

Assessment
Thus the news that Hanif and Sharif passed through AM on their way to becoming terrorists should not come as a surprise.

AM activist Hassan Butt, who returned to Britain during 2002 from Lahore, stated in an interview with al-Sharq al-Awsat, that he estimated the number of suicide bombers waiting to carry out operations were more than fifty. He added that most of them are currently in Britain, although not necessarily active members of AM. He did state, however, that most of them had received religious lessons in Britain and that they had been taught that jihad was a priority.33

It this is the case then both Britain and Israel can expect more suicide bombings, unless the security services and law enforcement agencies make a determined attempt to discover their identities.


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Notes
Fugitive Briton�s family sent to Old Bailey, Sam Lister, The Times, 10 May 2003
Daniel McGrory, Family in fear as son joins terrorists, The Times, 22 January 2000
For an explanation of HUT ideology see: Taqiuddin an-Nabahani, The Islamic State, Al-Khilafah Publications, London; Hizb ut-Tahrir, Al-Khilafah Publications, London; Suha Taji-Farouki, A Fundamental Quest � Hizb ut-Tahrir and the Search for the Islamic Caliphate, Grey Seal, London 1996
Mid East Mirror, 17 January 1994
UK-based Islamists says lawyers to defend Britons detained in Egypt, Al-Sharq al Awsat, 20 April 2002, BBC Monitoring
Holy War of a Rebel Brit, Rebecca Smith, Manchester Evening News, 30 October 2001; Jihad Lad Branded a Liar, Adam Jones, Whitefield Advertiser, 1 November 2001
Helen Gibson, Traitors or Martyrs, Time Magazine; 12 November 2001, British Muslims Killed in Air Raid, Manchester Evening News, 29 October 2001; Interview with Abdul Haq, AM spokesman; The World at One, BBC Radio 4, 30 October 2001
Revival in Britain, AM leaflet distributed in London, 5 June 1996
Leaflet initially distributed by HUT in London in February 1990, and subsequently distributed by AM on several occasions thereafter in London, Manchester and Birmingham until April 2002.
The Tottenham Ayatollah, Witness, Channel 4 TV, 8 April 1997
Mail on Sunday, 12 November 1995
Islamic Group Issues Fatwa, Redbridge Advertiser, 20 September 2001
The Sunday Telegraph, 23 September 2001
The Times, 22 September 2001
Daily Mail, 19 September 2001
Leon Symons, Muslim guilty of stirring anti-semitic hate, Jewish Chronicle, 19 April 2002
British Government Imprison Islamic Activist, AM press release, 21 May 1999
1Six months for army base petrol bomber, Jewish Chronicle, 12 March 1999
Daily Telegraph, 16 February 2000
Group loses charity status, Jewish Chronicle, 28 January 2001
Muslim vs Jew: War, AM leaflet, distributed in London, May 1996
Jihad for Quds, AM leaflet, distributed in London, summer 1996; Jihad for Palestine, AM leaflet calling for demonstration outside the Israel Embassy, 27 September 1996; Israel Murderer of Children, AM leaflet, distributed in London, September 1996; Jewish Murderers, AM leaflet, distributed in London, September/October 1996
Press Release, Rally Against Oppression, AM, 28 July 1997
Press Release, AM demonstration at 10 Downing Street, 26 February 1991
Leaflet, AM Demonstration, 26 April 1998
Yacub Zaki, AM speaker, AM demonstration, Wembley, 7 May 2000
�Israelis: God says �And Kill Them Wherever They Are�, AM conference �50 Years of Occupation: Palestine is Muslim Land, Davenant Centre, Whitechapel, London, 5 May 2000
Appeal for Recruitment, AM press release, distributed in London, 7 October 2000
Muslims say Holocaust is a lie, Jewish Chronicle, 24 November 2000
The Holocaust � Israel�s Justification to Murder Non Muslims, 31 January 2001, http://www.obm.clara.net
Extremism and Intolerance on Campus, Committee of Vice Chancellors and Principals of the Universities of the United Kingdom, July 1998
Justin Cohen, Rally Leader Fined, London Jewish News, 2 May 2003
Al-Sharq al Awsat (interview in London), 6 May 2003, BBC Monitoring.

Posted by: big merv at July 10, 2005 08:40 AM

Look, I know it's a bit nervy for a person who is hosting a thread that contains the word "FUCK" somewhere nearing 65 squillion times to ask for a bit of decorum, but I believe I have made it abundantly clear that I do not want ANY PISSING MATCHES ON THIS THREAD.

My intentions when I started it should be clear by now - nearly everybody here has realized them. I don't care what your issues are with each other, but I do ask that you please take them somewhere else. I am not a professional mediator. I don't want to break up your fight or take sides over a matter that should be none of my business.

I invite you all to continue posting here on the condition that you behave yourselves and allow this thread to remain the open, fun, lighthearted and sometimes very touching thing it has become.

Please, out of respect for the gravity of the event that prompted me to start this in the first place, be NICE TO EACH OTHER.

Posted by: Emily at July 10, 2005 08:43 AM

And a special thanks to Dave J for helping me with all of this. I'm a bit overwhelmed by the response and have spent a good part of this morning combing through over 400+ e-mails.

Dave's right - we've never banned anyone except for spammers. I really hope this doesn't wind up being the place that made that change.

Also, I appreciate the articles and references, but please consider simply linking to the article rather than cutting and pasting the entire thing. Not only does it take up a lot of space, there are copyright issues that concern me. I don't want to get into any trouble over this.

Posted by: Emily at July 10, 2005 09:03 AM

I've read every word of this thread - Thanks, Emily.

Virginia Wade FY
Angela Buxton FY
Ann Haydon FY
Angel Mortimer FY
Christine Trueman FY
Short white tennis skirts FY

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 10, 2005 09:19 AM

Teaching America, "when in doubt, sue"! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 09:26 AM

Oh, and while it's been said before, but: Sir Tim Berners-Lee (a friend of my dad's at MIT), for making this all possible, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 09:37 AM

Siegfried Sassoon! Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Casca at July 10, 2005 10:13 AM

Welcome, Casca, you prick. ;-) I assume all of Annika's regulars will be following shortly?

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 10:14 AM

Ron Champion and the Locost - world's first open-source automobile - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: triticale at July 10, 2005 10:18 AM

Town that towns in NEW England are named after! (Like Gloucester, the Massachusetts version of which I'm in now.) FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 10:52 AM

And since it hasn't been said in a few hundred comments:

Keira Knightley! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 10:53 AM

He was invented by an American, but:

John Clayton, Lord Greystoke (and King of the Jungle). FUCK YEAH!

And, Maurice Wilkes (inventor of the Land Rover). FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jonathan H. at July 10, 2005 11:23 AM

Crass! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Randall M at July 10, 2005 11:26 AM

KATE BUSH....FUCK YEAH!!!
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Posted by: Sammi Pay at July 10, 2005 12:01 PM

In spirit of that, a couple of other British Kates:

Kate Winslet! FUCK YEAH!
Kate Beckinsale! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 12:06 PM

Mary Rand FY
Anne Packer FY
Midd Joan Hunter Dunne FY

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 10, 2005 12:14 PM

I might have mentioned this once or twice, but
DOCTOR WHO!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 10, 2005 12:21 PM

Edward Lear FUCK YEAH
Winnie The Pooh FUCK YEAH
Joan Collins FUCK YEAH
Ken Dodd and the Diddymen FCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 12:23 PM

We have not journeyed across the centuries, across the oceans, across the mountains, across the prairies, because we are made of sugar candy."
- Speech made by Winston Churchill to the Canadian Parliament, December 30, 1941.
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 10, 2005 12:26 PM

Spitfires...**ck yeah!
Lancasters... **ck yeah!
Theater in the Round ... **ck yeah!

Posted by: exile at July 10, 2005 12:37 PM

Jaffa Cakes--Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Inna at July 10, 2005 01:01 PM

Wow. What a thread. So incredible there are no words...

I read the whole thing, and I can't believe I have something to add to this amazing list, but here goes:

William Wilberforce and the Clapham Sect. They took on slavery when all the "smart people" knew better, and won.

To the former British slavers who converted their slave ships into anti-slaving forces, and then *patrolled the world* on a mission to stop the scourge of human trafficking.

John Newton. Amazing Grace. Enough said.

Augustus Toplady. Every hymn he ever wrote.

The English Puritans who got on board 3 tiny vessels and sailed for North America. Over 100 graduates of Oxford and Cambridge on that first trip - your courage helped make us what we are.

J.C. Ryle
J.I. Packer
Martyn Lloyd-Jones

On a more modern note: all those brilliant British aeronautical engineers who came to America and helped build a space program.

Winston Churchill. Margaret Thatcher.

Jane Seymour (actress). John Barry (composer). Julie Andrews, Judy Dench, Helen Mirren. So many more you've all named.

All the Brits who helped make the original Star Wars the wonderful movie it is.

And there's so much more. You have been, and always will be, the best. Ever.

This Christian (who can't believe she's about to write this) says,

(Who later, in a charming fit of conscience, changed her mind about posting profanity and asked me to amend her post, which I gladly did. - Emily)

FUDGE YEAH!

Posted by: roseberrie in minnesota at July 10, 2005 01:31 PM

Daphne Du Maurier and the walk in Cornwall that was the inspiration for two of the greatest short stories ever turned into Movies. The Birds and Rebecca.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terjoha at July 10, 2005 02:00 PM

Samantha Fox FUCK YEAH

Secret Agent Man FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Guy S. at July 10, 2005 02:08 PM

The London Fire Brigade...fuck yeah
Ken Livingstone ...fuck yeah
Youngs Ramrod and Special... fuck yeah
The Kinks...fuck yeah
The Lucazade sign on the M4...fuck yeah
The London Eye during a Waterloo sunset...fuck yeah
Verdi at Kenwood park...fuck yeah
The Brixton Academy...Fuck yeah
The wibbley -wobbley bridge...fuck yeah
Tea breaks during Cricket matches...fuck yeah
Laurence Dellagio...fuck yeah
Brick Lane 'ruby houses' ...fuck yeah
I've forgotten loads but
London...fuck yeah
And thank you

Posted by: brendano at July 10, 2005 02:17 PM

West Ham United - FUCK YEAH!

Guiness by pints - FUCK YEAH!

Fireplaces in pubs - FUCK YEAH!

William Blake - FUCK YEAH!

Healthy scepticism toward religious dogma, political extremism and the conspiratorial mindset - FUCK YEAH!

Black humour, grey skies, green fields, red postboxes, black cabs, ginger puddy-cats, black pudding, red leicester - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: dbo at July 10, 2005 02:17 PM

With you dbo. Am I the first to say
Bobby Moore ...fuck yeah

Posted by: brendano at July 10, 2005 03:03 PM

Richard Garriott (aka Lord British)...FY

Posted by: Edward Lee at July 10, 2005 03:15 PM

99p Sainsbury's mini doughnuts - FUCK YEAH!
South Bank book market - FUCK YEAH!
That second hand book market in Greenwich, before they turned it into a place that sells lamps (bastards) - FUCK YEAH!
Upper deck first row on the 53 bus from Oxford Circus (before they changed route) to my aunt's place after 5pm - FUCK YEAH!
Resdura and Dada and Cuoconero- FUCK YEAH!

and somehow nobody mentioned yet:
David Thewlis in Naked - FUCK YEAH!
Mike Leigh - FUCK YEAH!
Peter Greenaway - FUCK YEAH!
Gareth Keenan - FUCK YEAH!
Ainsley Harriott (why not) - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: pemiliosol at July 10, 2005 03:16 PM

Jan Morris - fuck yeah
Bertrand Russel - fuck yeah
Jimmy McGovern - fuck yeah

Posted by: Anjen at July 10, 2005 03:22 PM

--Michael Ramsey, Archbishop of Canterbury, FY

--John Henry Newman, FY

--Augustine of Canterbury (actually a Roman citizen, but clearly important to British history), FY

--Edmund Campion, genius and hero, FY

--John Harrison, father of the chronometer, FY

and...
--"Flambards", FY

Posted by: Anna at July 10, 2005 03:24 PM

"Richard Garriott (aka Lord British)...FY"

Hehehe, nice. Ultima II was the first computer game I ever owned. "Bobbits" instead of hobbits to evade the Tolkien estate! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 03:32 PM

Richard the Lionheart - FUCK YEAH
Richard III - FUCK YEAH
Richard Dimbleby - FUCK YEAH
Richard Branson - FUCK YEAH
Richard and Judy - erm...

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 03:43 PM

From a Lononder whose office is right next door to Aldgate Station: cheers guys

Richard Whiteley (RIP): FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Tom at July 10, 2005 03:55 PM

Tom in London whose office is right next door to Aldgate Station! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 10, 2005 04:00 PM

Everything I've come up with -- from Iron Maiden to the Imperial War Museum -- has been done at least once in this thread. So I'll just add a big

FUCK YEAH!

by way of echoing all these other great contributions.

Posted by: Matt at July 10, 2005 04:11 PM

Dick Whittington and English Pantomime - FUCK YEAH
Dick Turpin - FUCK YEAH
Dirty Dick's - FUCK YEAH
Dick Barton, Special Agent FUCK YEAH
Dixon of Dock Green - FUCK YEAH

Dan Dare - FUCK YEAH


Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 04:16 PM

The Queen Mum - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 04:19 PM

This one is for my grandmother --

Toby Mugs! FUCK YEAH!
Blue Willow! FUCK YEAH!
English porcelain! FUCK YEAH!

And for grandda -

Bushmills! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 10, 2005 04:22 PM

JohninLondon forgets another FUCK YEAH! for Spotted Dick. ;-)

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 04:23 PM

You lot are also forgetting God. God is English; you are aware of that aren't you?

God: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tom at July 10, 2005 04:28 PM

Tom, Henry Higgins: "...English, the language of Shakespeare and Milton and the Bible." FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 04:32 PM

The Few FUCK YEAH! - and thanks

Posted by: ErnieG at July 10, 2005 04:33 PM

Our American friends: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tom at July 10, 2005 04:33 PM

Using the UK as an aircraft carrier for B-52s - FUCK YEAH

Last Night at the Proms - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 04:40 PM

"Using the UK as an aircraft carrier for B-52s - FUCK YEAH!"

RAF Lakenheath! FUCK YEAH!

RAF Mildenhall! FUCK YEAH!

RAF Molesworth! FUCK YEAH!

They're the British bases that are host to US combat aircraft.

Posted by: Dave J at July 10, 2005 04:50 PM

Black Adder I, II, III, and go Forth! FUCK YEAH

Judy Dench! FUCK YEA

Posted by: Chris at July 10, 2005 07:44 PM

The Young Ones (you bastards!)
Morcombe and Wise
The Two Ronnies
The Goon Show
Around The Horne
Rula Lenska
Sabrina
Bob Monkhouse
Mad Movies
The Golden Shot (Bernie, the bolt if you please)
Tiswas
Vision On
Look At Life (a bit before my time, but still)
ITMA (ditto)

The British Interplanetary Society
New Worlds
Interzone
The Tripods
Boremwood Studios (where 2001:A Space Odessey was filmed


Ernest Bevan
Dope slapping Argentina in the Falklands (and bringing down the thug Gen. Galtieri)

John Wycliffe
Billy Bray
Ranters, Diggers, Quakers
John R.W. Stott

Depeche Mode
Bauhaus
Japan
Dave Sylvian
Heaven 17
Ultravox
Duran Duran (were not quite my faves at the start, but they grew on me).

Posted by: Brian G. at July 10, 2005 08:22 PM

Oh, yeah, I forgot...

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Brian G. at July 10, 2005 08:24 PM

"The River War" FUCK YEAH!
The No.1 Mk III* SMLE Rifle FUCK YEAH!
The 79th Cameron Highlanders FUCK YEAH!
The Supermarine Spitfire Mk III FUCK YEAH!
Bertie Wooster & Jeeves (Book and BBC Versions FUCK YEAH!
The HMS Belfast FUCK YEAH!
the HMS Warrior FUCK YEAH!
Pinewood Studios FUCK YEAH!
Ealing Studios FUCK YEAH!
Arsenal Boots fuck...yeah..
.455 Martini Henry Rifle FUCK YEAH!
.455 Webly Mk 1 Revolver
.303 Vickers MkI. FUCK YEAH!
808 State FUCK YEAH!
The Life Guards FUCK YEAH!
Darren Pattenden FUCK YEAH!

Scott

Posted by: Scott Ruggels at July 10, 2005 09:21 PM

Crosse & Blackwell Fish And Chips Vinegar. FUCK YEAH!

ikg finally going to sleep. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brian at July 10, 2005 09:36 PM

London Symphony Orchestra - FY
Procol Harum live concert w/ the London Symphony Orchestra - FY

Posted by: Alan K. Henderson at July 10, 2005 10:02 PM

Conkers - FUCK YEAH !
Ronnie Wood - FUCK YEAH !
Weetabix - FUCK YEAH !
Bassetts Liquorice Allsorts - FUCK YEAH !
Maynards Wine Gums FUCK YEAH !
Craven A and Capstan Full Strength - FUCK YEAH !
Woodbines - FUCK YEAH !
Barbara Windsor - FUCK YEAH !
Dover Sole - FUCK YEAH !
Tea at the Ritz - FUCK YEAH !
Michael Palin - FUCK YEAH !
Brown Windsor Soup - FUCK YEAH !
The Grand National FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 10, 2005 10:16 PM

David Starsky Brit historian FUCK YEAH

Original BBC production that was show on PBS few years ago Sixth wives of Henry the Eighth FUCK YEAH

Queen Victoria FUCK YEAH
Mr John Brown who became Vickie booty call after husband Prince Albert died DOUBLE FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 10, 2005 10:29 PM

Teddy Boys, Mods, Skins, Rastas, Punks, Casuals - FUCK YEAH!
Ken Loach films - FUCK YEAH!
Fred Perry shirts -FUCK YEAH!
England soccer fans humming the theme "The Great Escape" to German fans -FUCK YEAH!
Joanne Whalley Kilmer as Christine Keeler in "Scandal" - (Phwoaar!) FUCK YEAH!
Cornish Pasties - FUCK YEAH!
Kebobs on the Night Bus home from Trafalgar Square - FUCK YEAH!
VIZ Comics - FUCK YEAH!
Football, both Association & Rugby Union -FUCK YEAH!
Joe Strummer (RIP) - FUCK YEAH!

I could go on & on but London, my family & I will be over in Summer '06 to watch the World Cup with you-- our friends, allies, and mentors.

I can't wait for my children to see London. It's an amazing city with amazing people. Stay Free.

Good hunting to MI-5 and the SAS!


Posted by: JDB at July 10, 2005 10:46 PM

robbie williams.....FUCK YEAH

Posted by: marcel at July 11, 2005 12:25 AM

Nigel Molesworth - FUCK YEAH!

Belles of St. Trinian's - FUCK YEAH!

Clement Attlee - FUCK YEAH!

Tony Benn - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: plep at July 11, 2005 12:40 AM

Beowulf - FUCK YEAH!

The Venerable Bede - FUCK YEAH!

Elizabeth Taylor (she was born here) - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: plep at July 11, 2005 12:42 AM

Monster Munch... Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Kelly at July 11, 2005 12:42 AM

The Black Watch regiment! FUCK YEAH!

Pensioners! FUCK YEAH!

Spamhaus! FUCK YEAH!

Bowler hats! FUCK YEAH!

Burberry trench coats! FUCK YEAH!

T.E. Lawrwnce! FUCK YEAH!

Stonehenge! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ian Coldby at July 11, 2005 01:37 AM

Noggin The Nog
The Clangers
TF Powys
Gilbert White
TH White
The Changes by Peter Dickinson
Geoffrey Chaucer
Peter Gabriel and WOMAD

Yeah!

Posted by: David H at July 11, 2005 01:41 AM

mini coopers......FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Marcel at July 11, 2005 01:45 AM

Marina Seabright and Trypsin banded chromosomes - the most quoted paper ever in The Lancet FY
Robin Coombs and The Coombs test the sine qua non of blood transfusion FY
Sir Christopher Wren and the first blood transfusion FY
Deborah Doniach
Paul Dirac
James Dewar
John Dalton
Henry Dale
John Dunlop

British scientist beginning with D who helped to make the modern world.

FY

Posted by: terjoha at July 11, 2005 02:07 AM

The words, "Twat", "Tosser", "Wanker", "Arse", "Prat", "Pillock" and "Bollocks" - FUCK YEAH!

John Peel - FUCK YEAH!

Viv Stanshall - FUCK YEAH!

Half Man Half Biscuit - FUCK YEAH!

Ian "Lemmy" Kilmister - FUCK YEAH!

VIZ - FUCK YEAH!

Warm flat beer - FUCK YEAH!

Lords Cricket Ground - FUCK YEAH!

Inventing a game that lasts 5 days and ends up a draw - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sam at July 11, 2005 02:13 AM

Morrissey - FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Steve at July 11, 2005 02:41 AM

Crap weather-FuckYeah?

Posted by: gravid at July 11, 2005 03:44 AM

annus horribilis....FUCK YEAH
....erm..Foxhunting...FUCK YEAH?

Posted by: Marcel at July 11, 2005 04:27 AM

Plep - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Betty at July 11, 2005 05:27 AM

Trevor Howard and Celia Johnson -- FUCK YEAH
ITMA - FUCK YEAH
Pillar boxes - FUCK YEAH
Telephone boxes - FUCK YEAH
Noel Coward - FUCK YEAH
The Windmill Theatre -- FUCK YEAH

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 11, 2005 05:34 AM

Concrete Cows,
Top Gear,
The M1,
Roundabouts in Milton Keynes,
Northern Soul,
Anglia Television,
CRMK

Fuck yeah indeed!

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2005 06:57 AM

Only Fools and Horses,
Bagpuss,
Tiswas,
Multi-Coloured Swap Shop,
Micheal Betines Potty Time,
George, Zippy, Bungle, Geoffrey, Rod, Jane and Freddy....

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2005 06:59 AM

And all those little old ladies feeding their cats and knitting tea cosies - FUCK YEAH (ps. I'm one of em!)

Posted by: Jo at July 11, 2005 07:05 AM

Forgot this one:

TEST MATCH SPECIAL - OH LORDY YES!

Posted by: Sam at July 11, 2005 07:07 AM


chitty chitty bang bang
Thomas the Tank engine.....twinky winky....

oh Fuck yeah

Posted by: Marcel at July 11, 2005 07:11 AM

spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam spam wonderful spam - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Jo at July 11, 2005 07:21 AM

Are you being served?

Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2005 07:26 AM


The Royal Highland Regiment, aka The Black Watch: FUCK YEAH!

Lothian and Borders police kicking the c**p out the anarchists at last week's G8: FUCK YEAH!

Dunkirk Spirit: Fuck YEAH!

Bad plumbing: FUCK YEAH!

Haggis, Neeps and Tatties: FUCK YEAH!

Fighting on Alone, when the rest of Europe has given up: FUCK YEAH!

1 million poppies dropped on the most enormous open air crowd, gathered in Central London, two days after the sods tried to dampen our spirits: FUCK YEAH!

Parading the Koh-i-noor diamond in the open air through the streets of london, atop the Queen Mum's coffin barely months after 9/11: FUCK YEAH!

The special relationship with the US: FUCK YEAH!

Ravens at the Tower of London: FUCK YEAH!

Leaves blowing across the parade ground in front of Old College, RMA Sandhurst: FUCK YEAH!

And lastly, one for you Emily: you're a treasure.
1053 Comments: FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: The Pedant-General at July 11, 2005 07:28 AM

Stony Straford (the real location for the tea shop scene in "Withnail & I"),
Sausage Sarnies and Brown Sauce,
the exchange rate between the pound and the dollar which made my trip to New Orleans, Memphis and Nashville cheaper and more enjoyable!,
Talk about the �4 gallon when petrol has been sold in litres for years,
Home of the Melton Mowbray Pork Pie - fuck yeah!

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2005 07:31 AM

Jeremy Brett--FUCK YEAH!

"Blood, Toil, Sweat, and Tears":--FUCK YEAH!

Rorke's Drift--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mike at July 11, 2005 07:47 AM

London's music scene: Fuck yeah!

Posted by: Andrew Ian Dodge at July 11, 2005 07:57 AM

These have probably already been mentioned but they can always use more kudo's...
Phil Collins,
J.R.R. Tolkien f*** yeah!!

Posted by: Mandy at July 11, 2005 08:08 AM

a lee-enfield rifled musket in the hands of a Confederate sharpe shooter ... Union General John Sedgewick .. May 8th, 1864 .. "Dont worry boys they couldnt hit an Elephant at this distan..." a big Rebel Yell FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Suzy72 at July 11, 2005 08:11 AM

Sir Trevor McDonald!

FY

Posted by: Paul at July 11, 2005 08:15 AM

Suzy,
Hahaha. Best famous last words EVER.

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 08:19 AM

ENGLISH BULLDOGS (A BIG BULLY FUCK YEAH!!!)

Posted by: Two Cents at July 11, 2005 08:27 AM

Peter Gabriel! FUCK YEAH!
The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway! FUCK YEAH!!

My daily DOCTOR WHO!! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 11, 2005 08:38 AM

Eeyore--FUCK YEAH!
Pitt the Elder--FUCK YEAH!
Martin Chuzzlewit--FUCK YEAH!
Upper-Class Twits--FUCK YEAH!
Billy Bragg--FUCK YEAH!
M15 agents--FUCK YEAH!
MG sports cars--FUCK YEAH!
Brit rock musicians' early and significant appreciation of (and profiting from) the work of obscure American blues artists--FUCK YEAH!
Stow-on-the-Wold--FUCK YEAH!
Mister Toad--FUCK YEAH!
The various Attenboroughs--FUCK YEAH!
E.M. Forster and R.F. Delderfield, C.S. Lewis--FUCK YEAH!
Feste, Bottom, Shylock and Lear--FUCK YEAH!
The Isles of Wight and Man--FUCK YEAH!
Julie Christie--FUCK YEAH!
Mr. Rochester--FUCK YEAH!
"Have a good hols, Sir!" -- FUCKIN' YEAH!

Posted by: jonathan at July 11, 2005 08:47 AM

"It was the best of times; it was the worst of times." -- FUCK YEAH!
"Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps on this petty pace from day to day, to the last syllable of recorded time." -- FUCK YEAH!
"WHAT is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jonathan at July 11, 2005 08:50 AM

The Big Book of British Smiles, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brendan at July 11, 2005 08:56 AM


Gerard Manley Hopkins--FUCK YEAH!
Triumph Spitfires (the ones that still start)--FUCK YEAH!
Watership Down--FUCK YEAH!
house fags--FUCK YEAH!
"Gregory's Girl"--FUCK YEAH!
Bona fide imperialism--FUCK YEAH!
Eeyore--FUCK YEAH!
The Lake District--FUCK YEAH!
Richard Starkey--FUCK YEAH!
Churchill's quote comparing the colonization of Middle Eastern regions to "spending billions of pounds for the privilege of sitting atop an ungrateful volcano"--FUCK YEAH!
"Off with their heads!"--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jonathan at July 11, 2005 09:00 AM

Those giant hats the guards wear: FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A fine scotch at July 11, 2005 09:07 AM

ruggers--FUCK YEAH!
XKE Jags--FUCK YEAH!
Speaker's Corner--FUCK YEAH!
Mark Steyn--FUCK YEAH!
"A Fish Called Wanda"--FUCK YEAH!
"A Hard Day's Night"--FUCK YEAH!
"We-wease Wodewick!"--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jonathan at July 11, 2005 09:07 AM

Isn't Mark Steyn Canadian?

Whatever. Territories with the Queen on their money! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 09:11 AM

And since someone brought up A Fish Called Wanda....

K-k-k-k-k-en's P-p-p-pets! FUCK YEAH!
Limey fish! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 09:12 AM

Producing The Muppet Show, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brendan at July 11, 2005 09:15 AM

Mischa Barton, FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Patrick at July 11, 2005 09:23 AM

London Pride, FUCK YEAH!
Sussex Best Bitter, FUCK YEAH!
Brakspear Bitter, FUCK YEAH!
Adnam Broadside, FUCK YEAH!
Duechars IPA, FUCK YEAH!
Great British Beer Festival, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brendan at July 11, 2005 09:28 AM

London Pride, FUCK YEAH!
Sussex Best Bitter, FUCK YEAH!
Brakspear Bitter, FUCK YEAH!
Adnam Broadside, FUCK YEAH!
Duechars IPA, FUCK YEAH!
Great British Beer Festival, FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brendan at July 11, 2005 09:28 AM

Ah yes, Fish Called Wanda:

Oh no! K-k-k-k-ken is c-c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-k-kil me! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 11, 2005 09:40 AM

Gibraltar....Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Marcel at July 11, 2005 09:43 AM

The greatest British rock - Gibraltar!!!

Posted by: Marina at July 11, 2005 09:55 AM

James Bond 007 - Her Majesty's Secret Service Fuck Yeah!!!

Posted by: Sid at July 11, 2005 10:03 AM

John Smiths beer - Fuck Yeah!!
the saying "fuck off" - Fuck yeah!!
overpriced minicabs after 2 am - Fuck yeah!!

Posted by: joe at July 11, 2005 10:22 AM

British Comedies - FUCK YEAH!

Fish and Chips - FUCK YEAH!

Winston Churchill - FUCK YEAH!

Lee Enfield Rifles - FUCK YEAH!

The 22nd SAS Regiment - FUCK YEAH!

Clotted Cream - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: ak47pundit at July 11, 2005 11:47 AM


Margret Thatcher - FUCK YEAH!

Gurkhas - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Former Hostage at July 11, 2005 11:53 AM

Joe Cocker! FUCK YEAH!

He isn't on any top ten list but I sing along

when every his songs are played (esp. "She Came

In Through The Bathroom Window").

Speaking of which, the BEATLES as a group have

only been mentioned SIX TIMES. They are only just

the sound track to my life. I'm shaking my head.

It has been 40 years. I cut my hair to look like

them at the time. Imagine a little girl with a

mop top. And they said they were a fad and they

wouldn't last.

THE BEATLES!! FUCK YEAH!!!

THE BEATLES!! FUCK YEAH!!!

THE BEATLES!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Rita at July 11, 2005 11:53 AM

apologies for any repeats

Timothy Taylors Landlord - FUCK YEAH
Sod It ALL Timmy Taylor's Beers - FUCK Yeah
Progressive Rick - Fuck Yeah
Keith Joseph - Fuck Yeah
Kicking the shit out of the Spaniards/French/Germans for centuries - Fuck Yeah
The Empire - Fuck Yeah

Posted by: steves at July 11, 2005 11:55 AM

Just scrolled the list and didn't see the Welshman mentioned - RICHARD BURTON Fuck Yeah!!!

Posted by: Don Stewart at July 11, 2005 11:58 AM

sorry missed a couple

Democracy - Fuck Yeah
Capitalism - FUCK YEAH
the inductrial revolution - Fuck Yeah

Posted by: steves at July 11, 2005 12:01 PM

To the English equivalent of Joe DiMaggio:

Bobby Charlton....FUCK YEAH!!!

Skill, class and grace.

Posted by: Jason O'Connell at July 11, 2005 12:19 PM

Emily, sorry for the repeats but this one

deserves more attention.

Paul Dirac - FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Rita at July 11, 2005 12:21 PM

No problem with the repeats...

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 12:24 PM

William Prout FY
Joseph priestley FY
John Henry Poynting FY
Rodney Porter FY
George Porter FY
John Pond FY
Michael Polanyi FY
Brian Pippard FY
Max Perutz FY
Wiliam Perkin FY
Roger Penrose FY
Colin Pennycuik FY
Karl Pearson FY
William Parsons FY
Char;es Parsons FY
James Paget FY

British scientists beginning with P who also shaped the world that madmen wich to destroy

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: terjoha at July 11, 2005 12:26 PM

St. Paul's dome, Fuck yeah
the Peter Pan statue, Fuck yeah
war memorials on every street corner, Fuck yeah
bells on Sunday morning, Fuck yeah
champagne, top floor, NPG, Fuck yeah
grace under pressure, Fuck yeah
the shipping news, Fuck yeah
walking a lot, Fuck yeah
umbrellas, Fuck yeah
this thread, Fuck yeah

Posted by: Carol at July 11, 2005 12:29 PM

Sang Froid - The Englishman and his usual bloody cold. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 11, 2005 12:45 PM

Malteasers- FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jenbl4 at July 11, 2005 01:02 PM

Malteasers- FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!

Posted by: jenbl4 at July 11, 2005 01:02 PM

Major-General Sir Henry Havelock, to the Indian prince who described suttee as an ancient tradition: "We in Britain also have an ancient tradition, which is that men who burn women get hanged." FUCK YEAH!

(FYI, his statue is at one of the corners of Trafalgar Square.)

Posted by: Dave J at July 11, 2005 01:09 PM

1100 comments and people are still FUCK YEAHing!

Everybody posting on this thread! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 01:41 PM

"We have time to finish our game and beat the Spanish too" FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Christopher at July 11, 2005 01:57 PM

Maggie Smith

Christopher Eccleston

Boots (the stores)

violet creams from Thornton's

Rufus Sewell in Cold Comfort Farm

Thomas Hardy

Evelyn Waugh

Ralph Richardson

Nick Drake

Yorkshire accents

Cheddar cheese

Posted by: ann at July 11, 2005 02:02 PM

Ooops--forgot the Fuck Yeahs!

Posted by: anna at July 11, 2005 02:03 PM

Coronation Street
Round-a-bouts
Lemon Crud er Curd
AbFab
Rumpole
"She who must be obeyed"
Offord D'Arcy
Fish & Chips with Malt Vinegar
A really good cuppa
Trafalgar Square

Posted by: Pamela at July 11, 2005 02:24 PM

Ann,
Thanks for the Christopher Eccleston! FUCK YEAH!

And my own:
KING CRIMSON!!! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 11, 2005 02:29 PM

Eric Clapton - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Pat in Colorado at July 11, 2005 02:47 PM

Elsa Landchester aka Bride of Frankstein FUCK YEAH

Thatcher allow US jets fly out of UK air bases to b***hslap Libya FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 11, 2005 02:54 PM

In no particular order:

Charlie Fucking Chaplin! FY
Darwin on the fucking 10-pound note! Is that class or what? FFFYYY
Practically every ball game ever invented! What's with Brits and their balls? FY
Groats, ha'pence and farthings! FY
Quakers, Methodists, Baptists, Anglicans, Presbyterians, Freethinkers! FY
Ben Dover! FY
Ian Rankin! FY
Rum, sodomy, and the lash! FY
Pit boxers like Roy Woods! Toughest fighters on the planet! FY
Queensberry Rules, so we don't all get our asses kicked! FY
Chronicles of Narnia! FY
Ben Dover! FY
The glo??al stop! FY
Escorts' cards in the telephone booths! FY
Bloody palms on the Isles of Scilly! FY
The retroflex 'r'! FY
Totally incomprehensible Glasgwegians! FY
Ben Dover! FY
Creating the largest empire in history and then giving it back! FFFYYY
Eric the Half a Bee! FY
Liberalism!!! FFFYYY
Busking in the Underground! FY
Ben Dover! FY
Bob Hoskins! FY
Brighton Pier! FY
Twitchers! FY
The Lindisfairne Gospels! FY
"Blood, toil, sweat, and tears!" FFFYYY
Julie Christie, the most beautiful woman who has ever lived or will ever live! FY
Fuller's 1842 Bottle-Conditioned! FY
The Ancient Constitution! FY
Ben Dover! FY
Every cathedral in the bloody country! FY
Joseph Hutton, the founder of modern geology! FY
Turkish, Brick Top, and Bullet Tooth Tony! FY
Brian Glover in Kes! FY
Ben Dover! FY
Sister Wendy! FY
Endless numbers of sheep and dog and sheepdog breeds! FY


Posted by: dcbob at July 11, 2005 03:07 PM

How could I forget Sister Wendy? I love that broad! Sister Wendy! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Emily at July 11, 2005 03:17 PM

The poison dwarfs - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Terjoha at July 11, 2005 04:24 PM

"Still...musn't grumble." Little old British ladies that distill the essence of the Buddha - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: JDB at July 11, 2005 04:34 PM

Eddie the 'Ead - FUCK YEAH! most gratuitously
Duckula - FUCK YEAH!
Dangermouse - FUCK YEAH!
SuperGran - FUCK YEAH!

all the other stuff I was going to mention, but already has been - FUCK YEAH

British and Proud of it - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Andrew at July 11, 2005 04:45 PM

Stirling Gallacher (Dave Brent's boss in The Office)
Jane Birkin

The 'mighty' Fall
The Soft Boys
Echo And The Bunnyman
The Beat
The Clash
Punks, Mods, Rockers, New Romantics, New Wavers
Ska
Graham Parker
Billy Bragg

Peace (of a sort) in Northern Ireland
Peace (of a sort) in the former Yugoslavia
GCHQ
The Red Arrows

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Brian G. at July 11, 2005 07:03 PM

Guy Fawkes - FUCK YEAH !
Melinda Messenger - FUCK YEAH !
Not having stupid trick-or-treat at Hallowee'n - FUCK YEAH !
White Cliffs of Dover - FUCK YEAH !
Jeremy Clarkson - FUCK YEAH !
Piddletrenthide FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 11, 2005 07:52 PM

footpaths networking the whole country
ordinance survey maps
Pembrokeshire coastline
The reliability of British rain
Weather as a source of reliable conversation
anoraks
barely used heating systems
Ian Dury and the Blockheads
Clapham Common Anti Aparteid Concert circa 1986
Punk in the 70's
Tommy Cooper
Trying to find cheap accommodation in London
Mr Jarvis - 'A' Level History teacher
Driving licences which don't need to be renewed every four years
conkers
The monkey pg tips ads
John Fowles
Number plates that let us all know whose the rich smarmy git with the new jamjar.
teatime
Stepping onto British soil after a long absence
So anyway, yeah, fuck yeah.

Posted by: Podge at July 11, 2005 08:02 PM

Life of Brian - FUCK YEAH!
Mr Kipling's Exceedingly Good Cakes - FUCK YEAH!
Branston Pickle - FUCK YEAH!
Scottish Blend teabags ("specially blended for Scottish water") - FUCK YEAH!
Belle & Sebastian - FUCK YEAH!
I'm Alan Partridge - FUCK YEAH!
Damian Lewis - FUCK YEAH!
Andy Murray surviving the Dunblane massacre to win Wimbledon in 2012 - FUCK YEAH!
Deep-fried Mars Bars - FUCK YEAH!
Good-hearted American posters bringing tears to the eyes of an expat - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Expat at July 11, 2005 08:59 PM

The old big blue Brit passport - FUCK YEAH !
Swan-Upping - FUCK YEAH !
The Spinners - FUCK YEAH !
Big Yin - FUCK YEAH !
The robin -- FUCK YEAH !
Proper Chrismas Carols and none of that Kris Kringle bollocks - FUCK YEAH !
Kings College Chapel, Cambridge FUCK YEAH !
Mr Pickwick FUCK YEAH !
Great Expectations FUCK YEAH !
Alfred Hitchcock - FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 11, 2005 09:02 PM

Classic British heckles of jumped-up celebrities:
To Bill Gates on his appearance at Live8:
"Windows is shite!" and "We want Warren Buffett!"
To David Hasselhoff in a London street:
"You are nothing without your robot car! NOTHING!"
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Heckles at July 11, 2005 09:05 PM

The Beatles! FUCK YEAH YEAH YEAH!!!

I just HAD to do that...

;-)

Posted by: Linda at July 11, 2005 09:16 PM

Haven't seen all the various Bond's listed yet:

David Niven. FUCK YEAH!

The Connery. FUCK YEAH!

George Lazenby. FUCK YEAH!

Roger Moore. FUCK YEAH!

Tim Dalton. FUCK YEAH!

Pierce Brosnan. FUCK YEAH!

M, Q, and Moneypenny. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 11, 2005 09:40 PM

The two Doctor Lecters:

Brian Cox. FUCK YEAH!

Anthony Hopkins. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 11, 2005 09:41 PM

The best "bad guy" actor in the world today with an uncanny ability to redefine with every performance the word "loathesome":

Robert Carlyle. FUCK YEAH, BIGBY!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 11, 2005 09:49 PM

Neil Gaiman FUCK YEAH

Posted by: hist_ed at July 11, 2005 09:50 PM

Watney's Red Barrel -- FUCK YEAH!
The National Trust -- FUCK YEAH!
Toad in the Hole -- FUCK YEAH!
The Archbishop of Canterbury -- FUCK YEAH!
Questions in Parliament -- FUCK YEAH!
Freemasonry -- FUCK YEAH!
Edwardiana -- FUCK YEAH!
Triumph motorcycles -- FUCK YEAH!
Sten guns -- FUCK YEAH!
Apple scrumpy -- FUCK YEAH!
Roundheads -- FUCK YEAH!
The Home Guard -- FUCK YEAH!
Blackbeard the Pirate -- FUCK YEAH!
Tinkers -- FUCK YEAH!
Mods -- FUCK YEAH!
Rockers -- FUCK YEAH!
Naughty postcards -- FUCK YEAH!
"Time, gentlemen!" -- FUCK YEAH!
The Magna Carta -- FUCK YEAH!
Tudor houses -- FUCK YEAH!
"Mind the gap!" -- FUCK YEAH!
The Profumo scandal -- FUCK YEAH!
The Great Train Robbery -- FUCK YEAH!
Sir Oswald Mosley -- FUCK YEAH!
Red Ken Livingstone -- FUCK YEAH!
G.K. Chesterton -- FUCK YEAH!
J.R.R. Tolkien -- FUCK YEAH!
Brighton Pier -- FUCK YEAH!
Aleister Crowley -- FUCK YEAH!
Anglo-Catholics -- FUCK YEAH!
P.G. Wodehouse -- FUCK YEAH!
The SAS -- FUCK YEAH!
Baked beans and toast -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mikal at July 11, 2005 10:01 PM

Phil Daniels in "Quadrophenia".

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 11, 2005 10:23 PM

Disdain for the American commander in East Anglia who wants to keep his toy soldiers in their box outside the M25 in case they get scratched - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 12, 2005 01:14 AM

Emily, the honorary Brit - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Mahatma Scarf at July 12, 2005 01:31 AM

Admiral Nelson -- FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: A Spaniard from Cadiz at July 12, 2005 01:54 AM

I'm amazed nobody's posted this one yet.

Payback. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: rosignol at July 12, 2005 03:30 AM

Emily

Do you really want Sir Oswald Mosely up there?
He was Bitain's would-be Hitler.
Aleister Crowley is also someone who wouldn't be on my party-list.

I thought the truly evil were to be excluded.

Posted by: terjoha at July 12, 2005 03:53 AM

Francis Urquhart
You may think so; I couldn't possible comment.

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: terjoha at July 12, 2005 03:59 AM

Possibly

Posted by: terjoha at July 12, 2005 04:00 AM

Chas 'N' Dave....FY!

Posted by: Paul at July 12, 2005 04:05 AM

Sir Winston Churchill - "You do your worst, and we will do our best". - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: John D at July 12, 2005 04:13 AM

Thank you Emily and all posters from this reader in Wales for your amusing, touching and sometimes bizarre support.

Did I miss America's No 1 contribution to British culture, though? Dick Van Dyke's classic Cock-er-ny accent in Mary Poppins - FY!

Ooh, and Daphne's brother in Frasier, too - FY!

Posted by: Welshgrl at July 12, 2005 04:27 AM

Fuckin' EVERYTHING! Fuck, yeah!
(Except Morris Dancing)

Posted by: Crazy Al at July 12, 2005 05:40 AM

Tudor gardens - FUCK YEAH !
Chelsea pensioners FUCK YEAH !
The Crystal Palace FUCK YEAH !
Great Eastern and the first transatlantic cable - FUCK YEAH !
The Titanic - whoops !
Execution of Charles I at the Banqueting House in Whitehall - FUCK YEAH !
Nell Gwynn's ornges FUCK YEAH !


Posted by: JohninLondon at July 12, 2005 05:47 AM

Brit inventors not mentioned so far:

Joseph Swan; light bulb - FUCK YEAH!
Rowland Hill; the modern postal service - FUCK YEAH!
Samuel Crompton; the spinning mule - FUCK YEAH!
John Hadley; the sextant - FUCK YEAH!
Edward Craven Walker; the lava lamp - FUCK YEAH!
Alexander Parkes; celluloid - FUCK YEAH!
George Cayley; pre-Wright Bros flight and other good stuff - FUCK YEAH!
Edmund Cartwright; power loom - FUCK YEAH!
Joseph Fry; chocolate bars - FUCK YEAH!
Alexander Bell, Oliver Lodge, Paul Voight; loudspeakers - FUCK YEAH!
Oliver Lodge; radio - FUCK YEAH!
Barnes Wallis; bouncing bomb, etc. - FUCK YEAH!
Trevor Baylis; clockwork radio - FUCK YEAH!
John Logie Baird; TV - FUCK YEAH!
Joseph Aspdin; Portland cement - FUCK YEAH!
William George Armstrong; hydraulic engine - FUCK YEAH!
Henry Bessemer; steel processing - FUCK YEAH!
Edwin Budding; adjustable spanner (wrench), lawnmower - FUCK YEAH!
John Fleming; the electronic valve (vacuum tube) - FUCK YEAH!
James Ellis and Clifford Cocks; public key encryption - FUCK YEAH!
Robert Watson-Watt; radar - FUCK YEAH!
Me - FUCK YEAH!

Ladies and gentlemen, a far from exhaustive list but I present you with the world as we know it. I thank you.

Posted by: Wat Tyler at July 12, 2005 06:04 AM

mike gatting - fuck yeah
the neville brothers - fuck yeah
the spice girls - fuck yeah
tim henman - fuck yeah
henry the VIII - fuck yeah

Posted by: yvegney77 at July 12, 2005 06:27 AM

"Nell Gwynn's ornges FUCK YEAH!"

Nell Gwynn, when her carriage was being booed through the streets of Windsor: "But good people, I am the PROTESTANT whore." FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 12, 2005 06:38 AM

John Humphries FUCK YEAH!
Brian Perkins FUCK YEAH!
Christopher Ecclestone as the Dr. FUCK YEAH!
Vimto FUCK YEAH!
Monster Munch FUCK YEAH!
Mornington Crescent FUCK YEAH!
Private Eye FUCK YEAH!
Popbitch FUCK YEAK!

Posted by: Emma B at July 12, 2005 07:25 AM

The EU FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Thomas at July 12, 2005 07:55 AM

Separate cold and hot water taps FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Judith at July 12, 2005 08:17 AM

A friend of mine had to leave his Central Line train at White City on Thursday morning, went to Hammersmith tube and found he couldn't get to work that way either, so made his way home. He told me: "I decided to tick off a route" - i.e. take a bus he hadn't taken before, namely the H91 to Hounslow.
Using a terrorist attack as an opportunity to do some bus-spotting - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Erithian at July 12, 2005 09:07 AM

the Millennium Footbridge FUCK YEAH!

Butler's Wharf FUCK YEAH!

the Thames River Path FUCK YEAH!

the London Eye FUCK YEAH!

the Central Line FUCK YEAH!

the Embankment FUCK YEAH!

the Hungerford Foot Bridge FUCK YEAH!

in fact, all the bridges FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Thomas at July 12, 2005 09:09 AM

My daily: Doctor Who!! Fuck Yeah!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 12, 2005 09:10 AM

NB Emily - re the posting by "Reality Check", 8 July at 10.36.
Mary Ann Cotton murdered up to 21 people in the 19th century. Rose West and her husband murdered 12 people including their daughter from 1967-87. Dennis Nilsen, known as the "British Jeffrey Dahmer", murdered 15 men from 1978-82. Peter Sutcliffe, the "Yorkshire Ripper", murdered 13 women from 1975-80. Myra Hindley, with her partner Ian Brady, were the "Moors Murderers", who murdered five children in the 1960s and recorded them pleading for their lives on tape.
If you're celebrating the best of British (and this is a brilliant thread), it would help if you could delete that particular posting - and this one as well while you're about it. Thanks for your terrific work.

Posted by: Erithian at July 12, 2005 09:28 AM

King's College Choir FUCK YEAH!

The Lamb Pub in Edington, Wilts, which put me up for free FUCK YEAH!

HP Sauce FUCK YEAH!

St. Thomas Becket AMEN!

Anthony Trollope FUCK YEA!

Rule, Brittania FUCK YEA!

All English-Speaking Peoples FUCK YEAH!

Winston Church (times 10) FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: FranzJosf at July 12, 2005 09:35 AM

Can't believe no-one's mentioned these, especially in view of the celebrations in Trafalgar Square less than 24 hours before the attacks:
Kelly Holmes, first Brit athlete since 1920 to win two golds in one Olympics (800 and 1500m) - FUCK YEAH
Denise Lewis, heptathlon gold medallist Sydney 2000 - FUCK YEAH
Daley Thompson, decathlon gold medallist 1980 and 1984 - FUCK YEAH
Steve Ovett, 800 gold medallist 1980 - FUCK YEAH
Sir Steve Redgrave and Sir Matthew Pinsent, rowing gold at 5 and 4 consecutive Olympics respectively - FUCK YEAH
Ben Ainslie and Shirley Robertson, yachting gold 2000 and 2004 - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Erithian at July 12, 2005 09:44 AM

Erithian,
Thanks for the heads up. Someone mentioned "Reality Check" earlier and I'd forgotten to modify the comment. As you can imagine, there are a lot of Brits on this list that are pretty obscure for an American girl like me and I've been pretty overwhelmed by the whole response here.

It's pretty cumbersome to wade through all of this, so if anyone catches something offensive, please give me the date and time of the post and I'll take care of it. By "offensive," I do not mean a TV show or actor that you do not like or someone who's a member of a political party you don't vote for. I'm talking serial killers, notorious racists, etc.

Cheers,

Posted by: Emily at July 12, 2005 09:47 AM

Xfm - London's alternative/indie radio station FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Liam at July 12, 2005 10:02 AM

David Dickinson's hair! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2005 10:13 AM

Sooty! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Keith at July 12, 2005 10:15 AM

Christmas pudding FUCK YEAH!
Paddington Station FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Boyd at July 12, 2005 10:27 AM

Bird's Custard Powder FUCK YEAH!
constitutional monarchy FUCK YEAH!
cheese and bread and Branston Pickle FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: DG at July 12, 2005 11:34 AM

Six hour long BBC adaptations of Jane Austen novels FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: DG at July 12, 2005 11:39 AM

"The EU FUCK YEAH!"

Being the brake on the EU, and despised in Brussels because of it! FUCK YEAH!

The UK Independence Party! FUCK YEAH!

The EU Referendum blog! http://www.eureferendum.blogspot.com FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dave J at July 12, 2005 11:40 AM

Gyratory circuses FUCK YEAH
[roundabouts ;)]

Posted by: Andrew at July 12, 2005 11:50 AM

Needs to be posted

I vow to thee my country FUCK YEAH

I vow to thee, my country, all earthly things above,
Entire and whole and perfect, the service of my love:
the love that asks no questions, the love that stands the test,
That lays upon the altar, the dearest and the best;
the love that never falters, the love that pays the price,
the love that makes undaunted the final sacrifice.

And there's another country, I've heard of long ago
Most dear to them that loves her, most great to them that know;
We may not count her armies, we may not see her King:
Her fortress is a faithful heart, her pride is suffering:
And soul by soul and silently her shining bounds increase,
And her ways are ways of gentleness and all her paths are peace.

Soppy but great.

Posted by: Andy at July 12, 2005 12:00 PM

A nation enslaved by Sudoku - FY

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at July 12, 2005 12:48 PM

Kukris (not really British, but they have done a lot of good for the British Army)-FUCK YEAH
.303 Lee-enfields FUCK YEAH
The Challenger (all 3 versions)-FUCK YEAH
Brown Bess-FUCK YEAH
HMS Dreadnought-FUCK YEAH
The Argyll and Sutherland Highlanders attacking the enemy (armed with modern weapons) with a bayonet charge in Iraq last year--FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: hist_ed at July 12, 2005 01:11 PM

I'm not sure if it is mentioned above, but: maypoles for all their Phalic symbolism- FUCK YEAH
The word "chaps" being plural of people, not cowboy trousers FUCK YEAH
Spelling arse properly (instead of ass whcih is a donkey) FUCK YEAH
Robin Hood (although it is more of a French myth) FUCK YEAH
all the swans belonging to the queen FUCK YEAH
Being related to the first prime minister of Britain FUCK YEAH
Everything washing up on the shore belonging to the monarchy FUCK YEAH
Rik Mayall FUCK YEAH
William Turner FUCK YEAH
YBAs FUCK YEAH
MARMITE!!! FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!
Stalls on the side of the road selling home grown produce FUCK YEAH
The countryside FUCK YEAH
The ban on fox hunting fUCK YEAH!!!
Music festivals FUCK YEAH
The discovery of Nirvana and Jimi Hendrix FUCK YEAH
The old law saying that you can shoot a welshman on the boarder on sunday at a certain time of year FUCK YEAH
The old law saying that every London cab should contain a bale of hay FUCK YEAH
Quirkyness FUCK YEAH
Patriotism FUCK no.

It is quite crazy to read all these things, and to see a completely different view of British culture...

Posted by: Walpole at July 12, 2005 01:18 PM

Paddington and Winnie ille pooh Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Janet at July 12, 2005 02:24 PM

Siouxsie and the Banshees! FUCK YEAAAAH!
Siouxsie and the Creatures! FUCK YEAAAAH!

Posted by: Dave at July 12, 2005 02:45 PM

"Patriotism FUCK no."

Walpole, thank you for your other comments; however, as has been repeatedly stated throughout this thread, everything British short of unmitigated evil gets a FUCK YEAH! whether it's something that particular commenter likes it or not. If I can praise the BBC and the Guardian--which I would never do under any other circumstances--you can damn well do the same for patriotism, or you can politely say nothing.

Posted by: Dave J at July 12, 2005 02:47 PM

Unpredictable weather FUCK YEAH
Spaced! FUCK YEAH!
Shawn of the dead FUCK YEAH!
Blackadder FUCK YEAH
Monty Python FUCK YEAH
Doctor Who FUCK YEAH
Jaffa cakes! FUCK YEAH
Chavs! er.. fuck yeah!?!?
Crazy english spelling FUCK YEAH
DOUGLAS ADAMS! FUCK YEAH!!

Posted by: Mat at July 12, 2005 02:47 PM

I was here last Friday and thought I'd check back just to see how it all ended, but... You're still going strong!!! Astonishingly cool (and kinda sweet, as well). Here's one I forgot.

BBC radio (prime-time morning) show broadcasting one UK bird call after another for a full (excruciatingly long) half hour.

Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Chafe at July 12, 2005 02:48 PM

Thomas Crapper 1836-1910
Royal Sanitary Engineer & Inventor

Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Chafe at July 12, 2005 03:08 PM

The British police finding out whodunnit...(and without the need for ID cards)

F Y!!

Posted by: Arthur at July 12, 2005 03:22 PM

Sarah Alexander F*CK
Helen Folasade Adu YEAH

Posted by: hiRes at July 12, 2005 03:32 PM

Rick Astley Ur...Fuck Yeah

Posted by: Rick at July 12, 2005 03:39 PM

Hahahaha. Rick Astley. Whatever happened to that guy?

Posted by: Emily at July 12, 2005 03:43 PM

Eddie "The Eagle" Edwards Fuck Yeah
Tenpole Tudor Fuck Yeah
Adam and The Ants Fuck Yeah
Tony Stone, and other disappeared British Blue Eyed Soul Fuck Yeah
The Young Ones Fuck Yeah
Andy McNabb and Bravo Two-Zero Fuckin'Hell Yeah!

Posted by: Rick at July 12, 2005 03:45 PM

Jason Donovan Fuck Yeah
Old Kylie Minogue Fuck Yeah
Bros. Fuck Yeah
Matt Bianco Fuck Yeah
Danny Wilson Fuck Yeah
Stock-Aitken-Waterman 80's Fuck yeah

Posted by: Rick at July 12, 2005 04:00 PM

Gerard Hoffnung - FUCK YEAH !
and now for something comletely different (FY)...
Adam Ant FUCK YEAH

Eel Pie Island - FUCK YEAH !
220/240 volts - FUCK YEAH !
PAL TV signals - FUCK YEAH !
May Day in Padstow - FUCK YEAH !
Summer Solstice at Stonehenge - FUCK YEAH !
Penicillin - FUCK YEAH !
Calling surgeons Mr not Dr - FUCK YEAH !
The Meridian Line - where else but London ! - FUCK YEAH !
The Prince Regent - FUCK YEAH !
Running for cover when a doodlebug engine cuts out - FUCK YEAH !
The Lake District - FUCK YEAH !
Turning Dunkirk into a victory - FUCK YEAH !
Captain Mainwaring - FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 12, 2005 04:05 PM

"Old Kylie Minogue Fuck Yeah"

Not that I object, but isn't she Australian?

Posted by: Dave J at July 12, 2005 05:29 PM

barbera woodhouse and her doggy training school how british

Posted by: kev at July 12, 2005 06:27 PM

fuck yeah

Posted by: kevin at July 12, 2005 06:31 PM

Kylie's parents are Brits - FUCK YEAH!

(Most famous Aussies are ex-pat Brits or children thereof)

Posted by: Wat Tyler at July 12, 2005 08:10 PM

Keeping right along;

The plastic ball in cans of Guiness and Murphy's that let you get a good head out of a can.

My friends in England via my messageboards:
From Bristol
Jim 'twisty' Leigh-- "Somtimes I like things just because they are shit."

Richard 'rickyroo' Rodriguez; son of an RAF veteran

Sandii 'linoleum' Johnstone; Big time Dave Sylvian fan.

From London
Daniele 'danni' Jones
Jens Stampe

From Gloucstershire
Caitlin 'folklore' Herbert

From Devonshire
Sean 'dr frisby' Dyer
'Staddsy' and her wee one, Emily

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Brian G. at July 12, 2005 08:17 PM

watching this site for 5 days FUCK YEAH!
google-ing words and phrases for 5 days FUCK YEAH!
comments from people around the world FUCK YEAH!
blogging FUCK YEAH!
STIFF UPPER LIP FUCK YEAH!
My thoughts, prayers, and resolve are with You, GB

Posted by: kurt in colorado at July 12, 2005 08:35 PM

We're not afraid. FUCK YEAH!
(http://www.werenotafraid.com)

Posted by: We're Not Afraid at July 12, 2005 09:35 PM

Kelsey Grammer School (from Little Britain) FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Iona - FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Skye - FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Lewis - FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Staffa - FUCK YEAH!
Isle of Jura (where Orwell wrote 1984) - FUCK YEAH!
The Isles of Rum and Eigg - FUCK YEAH!
The Kyle of Localsh - FUCK YEAH!
The Mull of Kintyre - FUCK YEAH!
Island of Rockall - FUCK WHERE?
Glenkinchie single malt - FUCK YEAH!
Highland fudge - FUCK YEAH!
Highland toffee - FUCK YEAH!
Alasdair Gray's magnum opus, "Lanark" - FUCK YEAH!
The British Medical Association (outside whose HQ the bus bomb exploded and they all rushed into the street to help) - FUCK YEAH!
"Back in the USSR" - FUCK YEAH!
"Back in the DHSS" - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: We're Not Afraid at July 12, 2005 11:34 PM

Daddies Sauce - Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: steviedisco at July 13, 2005 12:18 AM

Kate Moss. fuck YEAH

Posted by: Richard Brown at July 13, 2005 02:54 AM

Wayne Rooney Fuck yeah

Posted by: Richard Brown at July 13, 2005 03:07 AM

Bread 'n' Butter pudding like my nan used to make...FY!!

MK Dons....FY!!

Posted by: Paul at July 13, 2005 04:58 AM

Roy of the Rovers -- FUCK YEAH !
The Dandy, Beano and Eagle FUCK YEAH !
Dan Dare and the Mekon - FUCK YEAH !
William McGonigall - FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 13, 2005 05:05 AM

British Moslem(?)Suicide Bombers x4 - FUCK YOU x4!

Posted by: LukePDQ at July 13, 2005 08:51 AM

Wow what a crazy list.... In case these were missed.... Here are some more fuck yeahs....

Led Zepplin, Pink Floyd and David Bowie, can't imagine these bands weren't listed but just to make sure - a big, Fuckin' Yeah!
Mini Coopers (got one, it rocks, but of course it took the Germans to revive it. Good thing we helped the Brits liberate the continent) - Fuckin' Yeah!
Benny Hill, especially the little old bald guy who always gets the babes - Fuckin' Yeah!
The Black Adder - Fuckin' Yeah!
Up Stairs, Down Stairs (watched it with me Mum as a kid) - Fuckin' Yeah!
Reebok sneakers (aka: runners or trainers, in Bloody Old England) - Fuckin' Yeah!
Blood Pudding (look it up, it's nasty) - Fuckin' Yeah!
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Fuckin' Yeah!

And lastly, before I have to get some work done....

A giant Fuck Yeah to the BRITISH people for helping us crazy Americans keep up the fight on terrorism (when all those other blimy europeans crumbled to the pressures of Al Qaeda).


Posted by: GoScholl at July 13, 2005 09:23 AM

Absolutely Fabulous!
Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Perry at July 13, 2005 09:46 AM

Matchbox cars FY

Posted by: terjoha at July 13, 2005 10:47 AM

The Doctors of the Who. Fuck Yeah!!!

Posted by: Cullen at July 13, 2005 12:07 PM

There are doctors in The Who?

I suspect this thread will eventually become nothing but a place for Cullen to issue his "Doctor Who!" daily affirmation. ;)

Posted by: Emily at July 13, 2005 12:19 PM

Winston Churchill...FUCK YEAH!
John Bowlby...FUCK YEAH!
Momo's restaurant...FUCK YEAH!
Curry Everything...FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Heather at July 13, 2005 03:30 PM

The fact that USians know and appreciate so much about the British - FUCKIN' A!

Posted by: triticale at July 13, 2005 07:08 PM

Dinky miniatures of all the cool ships from UFO, Thunderbirds, Captain Scarlett, etc..

Captain Scarlett and the Mysterions
Joe 90
Space 1999

The Old Grey Whistle Test
Top Of The Pops
Horizon
Aquarius
Friday and Saturday night horrors on ITV

The Independant Telivision Authority:
Granada
Anglia
Thames
London Weekend
ATV
Southern
Westward
Yorkshire
Stottish
Grampion
Ulster
Harlech
Channel
and I'm sure there are a few others that have slipped my mind.
ITN of course.
News At Ten

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Brian G. at July 13, 2005 08:33 PM

Associated Rediffusion!
TVS! (No 73's The Sandwich Quiz!)
TSW
Central
TWW
Border

and of course regional news programmes like About Anglia and Calendar (Yorkshire).

Richard Whiteley (Mr Countdown RIP)

FY!!!

Posted by: Paul at July 14, 2005 12:39 AM

Dogging! FUCK YEAH!
Fornication Under Consent of the King! FUCK YEAH!
My taylor is rich! FUCK YEAH!
Healthy Alcoholism! FUCK YEAH!


Posted by: gilemon at July 14, 2005 03:44 AM

Rod Hull and Emu...FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: Ian at July 14, 2005 06:47 AM

Fossil hunting at Lyme Regis
The Tythe Barn at Cerne Abbess
Marks & Sparks' winter undies
Ab Fab
Gertrude Jeykell
McVetie's Plain Chocolate Bickies
Pim's Cup
Oxford
Cuke Sandwiches...What am I saying? SANDWICHES!
The British Museum
The Serpentine
Green Park
Single Malt

Posted by: betsy rudden at July 14, 2005 07:21 AM

Road distances in miles,
people complain that a tv channel shows adverts with too much volume and the tv channel is told to sort it out,
Justin Hawkins to release a cover of Sparks "This Town Ain't Big Enough For The Both Of Us",
that Sparks and Scissor Sisters only became successful when they came over to the UK,
Pink Floyd's "Comfortably Numb" and "Wish You Were Here" are new entries on the download chart...

Major F Y!! (keep the thread going!)

Posted by: Paul at July 14, 2005 08:49 AM

I think "healthy alcoholism" is my favorite entry on this entire list.

Posted by: Emily at July 14, 2005 09:10 AM

And what does the magic mirror of the Romper Room show me now from the mists of telly history...

The Sky At Night
Tomorrows World
Connections
The Ascent Of Man
The Black And White Minstrel Show (very not pc)
Porridge
The Pursuaders
The one with the private eye and his ghost partner.

FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Brian G. at July 14, 2005 12:20 PM

I did not meant Ayatolla Khomeini, I hate him. Sorry

Posted by: Tony at July 14, 2005 02:25 PM

Has anyone done Depeche Mode and Bo Selecta yet?
If not, then FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Dom at July 14, 2005 03:03 PM

movies with Britainians in them...

Shanghai Knights...fuck yeah!

Wallace & Grommitt...fuck yeah!

Gumby dammit...fuck yeah!

Mr. Bean...fuck yeah!

A Clockwork Orange...fuck yeah!

Anna and the King...er...fuck yeah!

The Patriot...fuck yeah!

Posted by: gengrant at July 14, 2005 04:34 PM

We're not called GREAT Britain for nothing ! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Davo at July 14, 2005 05:33 PM


Cadbury's Cream Eggs FUCK YEAH
unabashed individualised dress sense FUCK YEAH
British understatement FUCK YEAH
The three day work week courtesy of Arthur Scargill and Teddy Heath - only three days of school too FUUUUCK YEAH It was too good to last tho.
Crunchies
Suet Dumplings
Black jacks
Joe Jackson -quintessential londoner - FUCK YEAH
London's Fringe Theatre - fanbloodytastic and cheap FUCK YEAH
gobstoppers
Turin Brakes - essential english angst - FUCK YEAH
Hampstead Heath - sanity preserve FUCK YEAH
Manna - great vegetarian restaurant - yum FUCK YEAH
FREDDIE MERCURY - NUFF SAID - FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Podge at July 14, 2005 06:36 PM

All hail the British Brolly - amen FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Podge at July 14, 2005 06:53 PM

Great British Parks:
Finsbury Park
Hyde Park
Green Park
Richmond Park
Holyrood Park
Windsor Great Park
Kelvingrove Park
[that's enough Parks - Ed]
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Parks at July 14, 2005 08:56 PM

Great British Restaurants:
The Fat Duck at Bray (better than French Laundry!)
Rasa (vegetarian Indian)
Harry Ramsdens (fish and chips)
Mash & Air (sausage and mash)
The Roman Camp, Callander (Scottish)
Yo Sushi!
Wagamama (noodles)
and every other form of cuisine under the sun -
FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Foodie at July 14, 2005 09:00 PM

Joy Division. FUCK YEAH!

New Order. FUCK YEAH!

The Cure. FUCK YEAH!

Big Country. FUCK YEAH!

The Alarm. FUCK YEAH!

Simple Minds. FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Dolby. FUCK YEAH!

Kajagoogoo. FUCK YEAH!

Blancmange. FUCK YEAH!

Nik Kershaw. FUCK YEAH!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood. FUCK YEAH!

And all the rest of that old 80's Brit synth pop. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 12:20 AM

Joy Division. FUCK YEAH!

New Order. FUCK YEAH!

The Cure. FUCK YEAH!

Big Country. FUCK YEAH!

The Alarm. FUCK YEAH!

Simple Minds. FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Dolby. FUCK YEAH!

Kajagoogoo. FUCK YEAH!

Blancmange. FUCK YEAH!

Nik Kershaw. FUCK YEAH!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood. FUCK YEAH!

And all the rest of that old 80's Brit synth pop. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 12:21 AM

Joy Division. FUCK YEAH!

New Order. FUCK YEAH!

The Cure. FUCK YEAH!

Big Country. FUCK YEAH!

The Alarm. FUCK YEAH!

Simple Minds. FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Dolby. FUCK YEAH!

Kajagoogoo. FUCK YEAH!

Blancmange. FUCK YEAH!

Nik Kershaw. FUCK YEAH!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood. FUCK YEAH!

And all the rest of that old 80's Brit synth pop. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 12:22 AM

Joy Division. FUCK YEAH!

New Order. FUCK YEAH!

The Cure. FUCK YEAH!

Big Country. FUCK YEAH!

The Alarm. FUCK YEAH!

Simple Minds. FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Dolby. FUCK YEAH!

Kajagoogoo. FUCK YEAH!

Blancmange. FUCK YEAH!

Nik Kershaw. FUCK YEAH!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood. FUCK YEAH!

The Cult. FUCK YEAH!

And all the rest of that old 80's Brit synth and neo-guitar pop. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 12:22 AM

Joy Division. FUCK YEAH!

New Order. FUCK YEAH!

The Cure. FUCK YEAH!

Big Country. FUCK YEAH!

The Alarm. FUCK YEAH!

Simple Minds. FUCK YEAH!

Thomas Dolby. FUCK YEAH!

Kajagoogoo. FUCK YEAH!

Blancmange. FUCK YEAH!

Nik Kershaw. FUCK YEAH!

Frankie Goes To Hollywood. FUCK YEAH!

The Cult. FUCK YEAH!

And all the rest of that old 80's Brit synth pop. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 12:23 AM

Skipping all the comments just to say... FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Tilesey at July 15, 2005 12:47 AM

Our VC and GC heroes - so rare, so brave
Buckingham Palace garden parties
The Women's Institute
Lime marmalade
Ginger marmalade
Listening to Yanks say Worcester sauce
Michael Fish


FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 15, 2005 03:12 AM

Camden! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Robert John Kaper at July 15, 2005 06:00 AM

Ray Davies and the Kinks. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 01:38 PM

Battersea Power Station -FUCK YEAH !
Ronnie Scott's - FUCK YEAH !
Ella and Oscar Peterson at the Festival Hall - FUCK YEAH !
Meeting under the clock at Waterloo Station - FUCK YEAH !
The Festival of Britain and the puny Skylon - FUCK YEAH
Willingness to have food rationing until the early 1950s - FUCK YEAH !
De Havilland Comet, the first jetliner - FUCK YEAH !
Bonnie Prince Charlie FUCK YEAH !
Having the PM's residence in a jerry-built house in a sidestreet - FUCK YEAH !
The Queen riding to review Trooping the Colour each year - FUCK YEAH !
(as compared with heads of state who fall off bikes, or contenders who fall off skis LOL)
Henry Cooper - FUCK YEAH !
My Fair Lady - FUCK YEAH !
Royal Ascot - FUCK YEAH !
Rolls Royce Merlin engines powering the USAAF Tornadoes - FUCK YEAH !
RAF moustaches - FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 15, 2005 02:03 PM

Sorry that should be -
Rolls Royce Merlin engines powering the USAAF Mustang - FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 15, 2005 02:07 PM

Masterpiece Theater, when it used to be good!
Any TV by Dennis Potter, which will always be good!

FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Patricia at July 15, 2005 08:08 PM

Colin Montgomerie winning his first Major by coming from behind and beating out Tiger-boy this weekend at the Open.

FUCK YEAH (hopefully)!

Posted by: Jim From Canada at July 15, 2005 08:40 PM

The Royal and Ancient at St Andrews - FUCK YEAH !
Cup Final crowd singing Abide with Me - FUCK YEAH !
Basil Brush FUCK YEAH !

Posted by: JohninLondon at July 16, 2005 12:35 AM

Electrical outlets with on/off switches - FUCK YEAH!

The ORIGINAL Kit Kat bar - FUCK YEAH!

Lilt - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Rob at July 16, 2005 10:33 PM

Jammy Dodgers - FUCK YEAH!
Gobstoppers - FUCK YEAH!
Jaffa Cakes - FUCK YEAH!
Custard Creams - FUCK YEAH!
Fly Cemeteries - FUCK YEAH!
Fig rolls - FUCK YEAH!
Melting Moments - FUCK YEAH!
Chocolate HobNobs - FUCK YEAH!
Chocolate Digestives - FUCK YEAH!
Pear drops - FUCK YEAH!
Cola bottles - FUCK YEAH!
Chocolate mice - FUCK YEAH!
Sherbert DibDabs - FUCK YEAH!
Cremola Foam - FUCK YEAH!
Irn Bru - FUCK YEAH!
Obscure and possibly toxic sweets from your local newsagent - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Sweetie at July 17, 2005 08:40 PM

Eccles Cakes FUCK YEAH
mmmmm, cake...

Posted by: Andrew at July 19, 2005 02:26 PM

Elvis Fuck Yeah

Posted by: billy shears at July 20, 2005 11:13 AM

This is really great. Thanks Emily et al.

Makes one appreciate what one has.

American Brothers & Sisters FUCK YES!

not to forget:

My local FUCK YEAH!
A luvley cuppa char FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Anglosax at July 20, 2005 03:10 PM

My Limey sister-in-law's Leg o' Lamb with roasted potatoes and mint jelly--Fuckin' FUCK YEAH!

(She started cooking her mom's Berkshire lamb recipes again after Britain's Mad Cow scare of the '90's)

Sid Vicious singing 'My Way'--FUCK YEAH!

Parson's Green--SW London--where I kipped as a poor student before it was gentrified--FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: JDB at July 20, 2005 09:56 PM

Sid Vicious singing the Frank Sinatra classic MY WAY that wrong

How about

Douglas Fairbanks SR FUCK YEAH

Charley Chaplin FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Kelly at July 21, 2005 11:35 PM

Captain Pugwash
and his ship mates
Seaman Staines and
Master Bates

FY

Posted by: Rupert the bear at July 22, 2005 01:46 AM

The Devon & Somerset, Quantock, and Tiverton staghounds!

Greenwich !

Shampoo !

Saki ! Intercourse certainly !

Posted by: staghounds at July 26, 2005 10:22 AM

Sienna Miller fuck fuck fuck ooooh yyyeah!!!!

Posted by: Ryon Keith at August 3, 2005 04:43 AM

Rescying trapped Russian submarines. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Kathy K at August 7, 2005 05:47 PM

Terry Prachet. FUCK YEAH!

Mrs. Emma Peel. FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: jeff at August 8, 2005 08:21 AM

Chavs! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: John Richardson at August 8, 2005 11:35 AM

Kingston Bagpuize, Wootton Bassett, Nuneham Courtenay, and every other town with a silly name that was ever in the Domesday Book FUCK YEAH!
And let's have some Welsh ones!
Prestatyn ...
Llanelli ...
Llandudno ...
Penrhyndeudraeth ...
LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: SteveW at August 8, 2005 01:41 PM

Michael Vaughan FUCK YEAH!
Freddie Flintoff FUCK YEAH!
Steve "Grievous Bodily" Harmison FUCK YEAH!
Kevin Pietersen FUCK YEAH!
The "King of Spain" Ashley Giles FUCK YEAH!

Michael Vaughan, my lord, Michael Vaughan.
Michael Vaughan, my lord, Michael Vaughan.
Michael Vaughan, my lord, Michael Vaughan.
Oh Lord, Michael Vaughan.

Posted by: Vic at August 8, 2005 06:06 PM

Slash (the guitarist) FUCK YEAH!
Slash (The verb) FUCK YEAH!
Margate Shell Grotto FUCK YEAH!
Greenwich Mean Time FUCK YEAH!
The Dome FUCK YEAH!
Saying wanker more than is necessary FUCK YEAH!
London Pride Ale FUCK YEAH!
Battersea Dogs Home FUCK YEAH!
Banning Guns FUCK YEAH!
Diamond Geezers FUCK YEAH!
Banning Fox Hunting FUCK YEAH!
Dr Who FUCK YEAH!
Tony Benn FUCK YEAH!
Mr Benn FUCK YEAH!
Danger Mouse FUCK YEAH!
Eric and Ernie FUCK YEAH!
Reginald Perrin FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: trac at August 9, 2005 05:33 AM

Pie and Mash FUCK YEAH

Ruby Murray FUCK YEAH

Blue Peter FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Tat at August 10, 2005 03:48 AM

Haven't checked-in for ages and then suddenly realized there's been an unconscionable omission. My identical (but much the senior) twin...

Archibald Leach (aka: Cary Grant) of Bristol.

Fuck Yeah.

Posted by: Chafe at August 10, 2005 12:24 PM

Hi. My name is Ted and I'm a complete wanker who leaves rude and bigoted messages on people's websites in between my two favorite hobbies of goat fucking and playing with dirt.

My e-mail address is leeds1976@aol.com and my IP address is 195.93.21.2.

(P.S. - how do you like that, Ted? Please do come back and feel free to post your rudeness again. I've got plenty of time for editing. - Emily, site co-administrator)

Posted by: ted at August 12, 2005 02:42 PM

Ted being shown up as a wanker - FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Ken Summers at August 12, 2005 06:15 PM

Big FUCK YEAH for this site,
Big FUCK YEAH for all Londoners saying FUCK YOU to the bombhuggers,
Monumental FUCK YEAHs for all my family, my friends and me
FUCK YEAH for taking a site like this on board
FUCK YOU if you don't
Eternal night that surrounds the martyrs in their passing and in their hell of an afterlife - FUCK YEAH

EALING, CHISWICK, ACTON, HAMMERSMITH, SHEPHERDS BUSH, CAMDEN, KENSINGTON, KENTISH TOWN, HIGHBURY & ISLINGTON, MORNINGTON CRESCENT and all the LONDON IRISH
- F F F F F F F F F F F F F F FUUUCKK YEAH!

Lastly, one for the boys in the band:

W I N O

www.winomusic.com

- FUCK YEAH. Live on Londoners.

Posted by: Chris Farrell at August 12, 2005 06:17 PM

I'm still a wanker! FUCK YEAH

And still goat fucking!

Posted by: Ted at August 13, 2005 01:15 PM

reluctance to swearing in public. Indeed!

Posted by: colm at August 16, 2005 12:50 PM

Jim Laker, Tony Lock, Fred Truman, Brian Statham, Trevor Bailey, Godfrey Evans, Tom Graveney,Willie Watson, Peter May, Colin Cowdrey and Peter Richardson

Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at August 18, 2005 01:59 PM

Jim Parks

You can't get enough parks

FY!

Posted by: Rupert the Bear at August 22, 2005 02:28 AM

Rupert,

You missed the third sailor and Captain Pugwash's special friend: Roger the Cabin Boy.

Posted by: PommieBarsteward at August 22, 2005 08:27 PM

Killing Porn Spammers with extreme prejudice! FUCK YEAH!

Posted by: Some lowlife porn spammer at August 23, 2005 05:44 PM

How about just : Britain, Fuck yeah!?

Posted by: Dan, Dan the Britland man at August 24, 2005 11:15 AM

Better late than never...

Roland Rat! FUCK YEAH!!!

Posted by: The Gintleman at August 29, 2005 06:35 AM

Sorry to be a smart-arse....but Edgar Rice Burroughs was American (born in Chicago and present at Pearl Harbor, I believe) but to join in with the prevailing mood (in a very British way of course) Gosh yeah!! (tongue firmly in cheek old boy)

Posted by: Gareth Hayward at August 29, 2005 09:45 AM

Hands across the Atlantic. Supporting the 'differences, embracing the obscure', but jointly loathing Muslem mother fuckers...long may they roast in pigs fat....FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Gareth Hayward at August 29, 2005 09:52 AM

Well I never.. the above comment really isn't very British now is it? Muslim is spelt wrong for a start... I am a Brit and I like most people! GOSH YES Old Bean!

Posted by: trac at August 31, 2005 09:50 AM

Bob Monkhouse.. Fuck Yeah!
Ian Dury.. Fuck Yeah!

Posted by: trac at September 16, 2005 04:32 PM

smokin drugs...FUCK YEAH

Posted by: huw at September 20, 2005 01:40 AM

David Lean Movies . . .FY
Sakespeare . . . .FY
Marshall Amps. . .FY
Gustav Holts' The Planets . . .FY
The Ashes Series. . . FY
Auldous Huxley. . . FY
Vaughan Williams. . .FY
The Clash. . . FY
Real Ale. . .FY

Posted by: Raymond at September 26, 2005 05:43 PM

Simon Templer "The Saint" FY

Posted by: JoAnne at September 28, 2005 12:46 AM

Team Britain? FUCK NO!

http://www.wonkosworld.co.uk/blog/2005/07/team-britain-fuck-no.html

Posted by: wonkotsane at October 1, 2005 03:32 PM

Cornish pasties FUCK YEA

Posted by: Mark at October 7, 2005 09:31 AM

Black puddings,
Hollands meat and potato pies,
the green cross code man,
cricket greens,
80s nightclubs,
worthingtons creamflow,
Henderson's relish,
scotch eggs,
pikeys,
toffs,
Stephen Fry,
Charles Darwin,
Jimmy Saville,
Keith Chegwin,
Oldham Athletic FC,
Manchester,
bank holidays,
the raleigh grifter,
flared trousers,
adam and the ants,
january gales,
april showers,
the pennines,
sunday league football,
having a chuckle,
Blackadder,
andy gray,
eccentrics and loonies,
country pubs,
city bars,
blackpool illuminations,
North sea oil rigs
Isembard Kingdom Brunel
Cliff Richard,
Whitby,
St Ives,

I could go on forever, so

FUCK YEAH! to all the ridiculousness that makes us different to homogenous, secular famatics.

Posted by: ClassWeasel at October 17, 2005 05:29 AM

good old british phlegm.
hhaaaaaaachk!!
Fuck, yes, indeed....

Posted by: Steve C at October 19, 2005 03:46 PM

Hi. My name is Paul. My IP address is 193.1.57.1 and I am a complete fucking wanker who leaves rude messages on people's blogs.

Fuck yeah.

Posted by: paul at October 25, 2005 12:49 PM

This thread is retired, since it's become little more than a big dump for spammers. 1400 + comments, some of them rude, some of them annoying, but most of them a real pleasure.

Thanks everyone.

Posted by: Emily at November 10, 2005 06:48 PM