Anthony

@AnthonyMustache

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  1. Retweeted
    Jun 20

    EVERYONE SHUT UP THERES A PICTURE OF MICHAEL KEATON AS BRUCE WAYNE AGAIN

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    16 hours ago

    |￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣￣| I LOVE |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿| \ (•◡•) / \ / —— | | |_ |_

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  3. Jun 20

    My parents don’t need to leave me anything in their will because they’ve already given me their worst traits and character flaws 😎😎😎

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  4. Jun 20

    Happy Rick and Morty season 5 day to all the dads out there!

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    Jun 19

    Nick Jonas: hey Michael I’ve heard so much about you Joe Jonas: what’s up Michael Kevin jonas: hey there Mi- Make a wish kid: I thought I was pretty clear about no Kevin

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  6. Jun 19

    A buddy detective series with a powerless Loki and a grizzled Jim Gordon trying to keep Gotham safe from the rogue gallery and dealing with Batman

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    Jun 17

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  8. Jun 17

    The iCarly reboot has more jokes about furries and kinkshaming than I expected.

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  9. Jun 17

    Mexican Coke is better than regular Coke and it’s not even close

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  10. Jun 17

    Megan watching Drake get arrested for sexting minors

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    Jun 14

    Adults who still watch cartoons. RT this.

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  12. Jun 15

    What if you’re currently on your deathbed, and your entire life is flashing before your eyes verrrry slowly?

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    3 Apr 2012

    "If you're game I'm game, let's start playing" Caesar

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  14. Jun 15

    Woke up late and jumped into the shower as my boss started a conference call, grabbed my phone to see what he was talking about and accidentally turned the camera on so my boss and coworkers saw me in the shower for about 5 seconds while I rushed to turn the cam off. Good morning

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  15. Jun 14

    Democrats are pussies for sure, but never has a human been more deserving of facing a guillotine than McConnell.

    The way to understand Mitch McConnell’s actions on blocking Garland in ‘16, to reversing that standard for Barrett in ‘20, to suggesting he’d block Biden in ‘23/‘24: He is betting that Democrats won’t do anything to retaliate when they have power. So far that bet is paying off.
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  16. Jun 14

    I’m purposely misspelling this persons name in their thank you card because that’s just the kind of person I am

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    Jun 13

    So unfair that noon is the only time that gets a nickname. Gonna start calling 4pm Bonky

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    Jun 14

    this is the kind of thing you'd never say out loud unless you're 100% confident that the Dems are too feckless and pathetic to stop you

    On Hugh Hewitt's show, McConnell says it's "highly unlikely" he'd allow Biden to fill a Supreme Court vacancy in 2024 if he's majority leader. He also doesn't commit to allowing a vote on a nominee if a seat opened up in *2023*. "Well, we'd have to wait and see what happens."
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  19. Jun 13

    Good friends make great company

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  20. Jun 13

    Had a pretty swell engagement party.

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