Hi anyone who's still here!
I'm looking for a fic I remember.

A slavery AU: Stephen goes to slave markets as "Stephen" and buys up slaves so Sam and Jason can secretly transport them to Canada. The latest batch of slaves is Aasif, Olivia, a couple others I think, and Jon. Jon is too injured to make the trip, so stays with Stephen while he heals.

I remember a phrase something like "There are things he wants to tell Stephen, and things he doesn't want to but would if he asked."

Anyone remember this?

I know I'm probably shouting into an empty void seeing as the last post was from 2017 but I was wondering if anyone still has access to the fics:
Crush
The Word
Paint It Black
Brick Is Red
Gunshy
(Got them now, thanks guys!)

I would also love to have read Bad Moon Rising by Lady Vanilla but it's friend locked.

If anyone does happen to read this then I hope you are ok after the year that was 2020.

Thanks

Hi chaps and chapettes, long time no post. I never left this fandom and have been lurking enjoying all of your works, life has simply got in the way of me posting. Here's the second and third part of the fic I posted in which Jon works for Conan on his show and meets Stephen. I've had these lying around since I posted the first part. So here it is chaps,

The contents of this fic do not represent the personalities of or the actions of those whose names it uses, I am not a psychic. Please do not sue.

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Don't expect any more of this soon as I am working on several original personal projects and if I gt distracted by fanfics I will cry, however if I do get distracted by fanfics- I will see you soon!

With both Yuletide 2016 and Yuletide Madness 2016 open, here's our annual roundup of fake-news-relevant fics!

(Related, if you can stomach it this year: 4 works in Political RPF - US 21st-century.)

Daily Show/Colbert Report:

Did You Hear The One About The Comedian And The Werewolf? (4218 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fake News FPF
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: "Stephen Colbert"/Jon Stewart
Characters: "Stephen Colbert", Jon Stewart, Lorraine (Colbert Report)
Additional Tags: Werewolves, Magic, trapped together, Pre-Slash, Animal Instincts, Animal Transformation, Sharing a Bed, Yuletide Treat
Summary:

Jon gets himself locked in Stephen's apartment on a full-moon night.

A story about forcefields, leftovers, primitive instincts, burnt offerings, the non-reality-based scientific community, bed-sharing, and trying not to use the words "flying monkey."

The Truthiness about Cats and Dogs (676 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fake News FPF
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: "Stephen Colbert"/Jon Stewart, "Stephen Colbert"/Tad, "Stephen Colbert"/Steve Carell, "Stephen Colbert"/Sweetness
Characters: "Stephen Colbert", Jon Stewart, Tad the Building Manager, Steve Carell, Sweetness (TCR)
Additional Tags: Crack, Sexual Content, Gun Kink, Internalized Homophobia, Politics, Sexual Confusion, Angry Sex, Even Stevphen, Humor
Summary:

"Stephen" knows he's straight but he keeps ending up having sex with men like Jon Stewart, Steve Carell, and Tad.

For the prompts: "Stephen"/his-not-very-well-disguised-desire-for-dudes, so you can anywhere you want with that: his canon lusting after Jon, Tad, and pretty much everybody (I feel like Even Stepvhens is criminally under-represented as a pairing in fic), and Stephen having serious issues.

John Hodgman:

The Very Secret Areas of My Expertise (2526 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Compendium of World Knowledge - John Hodgman
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: John Hodgman, Hobos (Compendium of World Knowledge - John Hodgman), Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: The Hobo Wars, hobo history
Summary:

"Truth may be stranger than fiction, goes the old saw, but it is never as strange as lies. (Or for that matter, as true.)" John Hodgman, The Areas of My Expertise

In which John Hodgman discovers that there is more to Hobo history than he had previously realized, and that sometimes truth disguised as lies is the strangest and truest knowledge of all.

Strangers With Candy:

A Life, Changed (1399 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geoffrey Jellineck/Chuck Noblet
Characters: Geoffrey Jellineck, Onyx Blackman, Chuck Noblet
Additional Tags: First Time, Pre-Series, Chuck Noblet's Tears
Summary:

Chuck Noblet's whole life changed that fateful night he entered that truck-stop rest room.

The Saga Begins (2054 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geoffrey Jellineck/Chuck Noblet
Characters: Chuck Noblet, Geoffrey Jellineck
Summary:

There are many stories about Chuck and Geoffrey. All of them are true. Mostly.

Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Selfishness (1783 words) by Anonymous
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Strangers With Candy
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Geoffrey Jellineck/Chuck Noblet
Characters: Chuck Noblet, Geoffrey Jellineck, Onyx Blackman
Additional Tags: Post-Finale, Terrible People Being Terrible
Summary:

Chuck and Geoffrey discover that sometimes, if you don't try at all, you still get what you want and need.

Title: The Valley Of The Shadow Of Zen
Rating: Explicit
Contents: Sex, BDSM in various permutations
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

This is a peaks-and-valleys AU, basically a D/s AU on a sine wave. Humans cycle from being dominant to being submissive and back, and the ideal partner is one whose peaks line up neatly with your valleys.

Jon has long, leisurely swings, and by adulthood is pretty good at managing his moods. "Stephen", naturally, will rocket from valley to peak and back in the space of a week. Snapshots of their friendship, and then romance, in different combinations over the years.

( 'You can't gag me and expect me to answer questions at the same time, you know.' / 'I don't see why not! It's a free country.' )

Inspired by "Stephen" and Jon's RNC appearance on the Late Show - I got fascinated by the question of how it was that they and Late Show Stephen came to coexist in one place, and, well, a long, weird Stephen & "Stephen" reality-hopping friendship fic was born.

Title: The Man in the Mirror (or: Persona Non Drama)
Pairings: "Stephen"/Stephen, "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephen" & Stephen friendship
Rating: PG
Word Count: 11,400
Summary: A tale of two Stephens.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction set within the world of the Colbert Report TV show, and any names shared by real people refer to their fictionalised TV counterparts. Depictions in this story are not intended to represent anyone's genuine opinions or real-life actions.

Fic (on AO3): The Man in the Mirror (or: Persona Non Drama)

Title: Can I Keep Him?
Rating: G
Cast: Jon/"Stephen", Caesar Flickolbert, Caligula
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

After his trip to the Republican convention, "Stephen" comes home to the cabin...and he brought a friend.

( At his side stood...another Stephen. Or at least, another of Stephen's weird doppelgängers — and between the zebra-patterned suit, giant neck bow, and bouffant pile of blue hair towering six inches over his forehead, this one was weirder than most. )

Thanks for the lovely response to my first fic - great to see there are still people reading in this fandom! I now bring you a much longer Jon/"Stephen" fic:

Title: A Man's Best Friend
Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Off-screen pet death (from old age).
Word Count: 19,500
Summary: Jon reaches out to Stephen after the death of his beloved dog Gipper, and things begin to change for both of them.
Notes: Set in a vaguely AU-ish 2008 with fictional TDS/TCR episodes and an OC as a guest. This version of "Jon" is childless and divorced.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction set within the world of the Colbert Report TV show, and any names shared by real people refer to their fictional character counterparts in that world. Depictions in this story are not intended to represent anyone's genuine opinions or real-life actions.

Fic (on AO3): A Man's Best Friend

Title: How Far I've Gone, How High I've Climbed
Rating: T
Contents:
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Steve, Sam, astronauts
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

It's mid-2004 and the elections are approaching, but "Stephen" is occupied with an unrelated assignment: to be the Daily Show's first Senior Space Correspondent, on a manned mission across the solar system.

A more-scientifically-advanced-than-reality AU. Featuring a big change of perspective for Stephen, a lot of confused pining from Jon, and a slew of "Drops of Jupiter" references.

( Stephen looked startled. It was hard to read, given the way his head was pointed at a thirty-degree angle from straight down, but that was Jon's best guess. )

Hi, I specialise in getting into fandoms ten years late when the show's already over. But anyway, here's a Colbert Report fic:

Title: Five People Stephen Colbert Fell For (but three of them don't count)
Pairings: "Stephen"/OMCs, "Stephen"/Charlene, "Stephen"/Lorraine, "Stephen"/Jon
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Word Count: 3000
Summary: A cycle of denial, anger, bargaining, depression and... more denial.
Disclaimer: This story is a work of fiction set within the world of the Colbert Report TV show, and any names shared by real people refer to their fictional character counterparts in that world. Depictions in this story are not intended to represent anyone's genuine opinions or real-life actions.

Fic (on AO3): Five People Stephen Colbert Fell For (but three of them don't count)