All The Countries Where Porn Is Illegal: The Global Crackdown on Adult Content

First on our list is one of the most secretive countries on the globe- North Korea. Here, having, importing, or distributing porn is a big no-no and your ass is gonna get a world of applied to it if you were to fall afoul of the very strict pornography laws in the country. In fact, there are multiple unconfirmed reports of folks being sent at great speed to the great beyond for the crime of watching or possessing porn, though the punishment is usually a few years or so in a political prison. Regardless of the great risks involved, North Koreans still manage to be avid porn consumers and they even produced or used to produce porn on the down-low and there are reports the country officially or otherwise tried its hand at porn production, with the aim of acquiring hard currency. While most citizens find accessing porn harder than sucking their cock while running the mile in under four minutes, North Korean elites unsurprisingly have unfettered access to the best quality smut and they are among the most avid consumers, with Kim Jong Un’s dad reportedly having the kind of porn collection that makes mine look anemic! So, if you are in North Korea and you wanna see an OnlyFans chick or Brazzers star shaking her booty in 4K over a VR headset, your best bet in making that happen is to befriend the political and military elite and let them know you have a nuclear-capable rocket in your shorts that they better be interested in!

Yeah, South Korea is on this list, and that sure is gonna be a surprise to some of you. North Korea and South Korea might have been feuding for more than a few decades, but they still managed to agree that porn was bad and needed banning. So, while there are a lot of things you can do in South Korea and a lot of shy, cute, pretty, slim, and sunny South Korean chicks to fall in love with, porn is illegal there and porn sites are blocked. That said, porn is very widely available in the country and a lot of it is imported from China and other places. Also, VPNs provide an easy workaround for any South Korean who wants to access a blocked porn site. You could say the porn ban in this country is more of a formality than something meant to be seriously enforced. In much the same way, prostitution is illegal in South Korea, but it has always been a big and growing business that the authorities pretend not to notice. So, if you are horny in South Korea, head to Blacked on your mobile and go watch black dudes piping the ouch cream out of terrified chicks!

Porn is very illegal in the Islamic Republic of Iran and there are multiple instances of both porn actors and directors being sentenced to death. It is illegal to produce, consume, or distribute smut in this country and they look like they mean business too. So, Iran, just like North Korea, is the kind of place you should give a wide berth if you have a thing for watching some of the biggest pornstars go through a genital shellacking on mobile or PC! That said, porn is very widely available in Iran and there’s a thriving black market for it. It turns out that banning something usually makes it more attractive, just like alcohol sales climbed through the roof during Prohibition

Porn is illegal in Saudi Arabia and much of the Middle East actually. Viewing or possessing porn in Saudi Arabia can get you fined or flogged and access to porn sites is highly restricted there. But VPNs are widely used for unfettered access to just about any smut center and despite Saudi Arabia’s reputation as a very conservative country, it is usually among the top gay porn-watching countries. So, if you and your right hand are very close friends and you have something to do in Saudi Arabia, we would definitely recommend downloading a VPN before applying for a passport to the country!

Porn is illegal in this country and while you can use VPN to access porn sites, those VPNs gotta be the ones the Chinese government approves of. So, it sure is much better to download VPNs of your choice before going to China. Of course, porn is widely available in China, and possession of smut is not illegal. The only issue is producing and distributing porn, which can get you three years to life in one godforsaken prison or the other. Thankfully though, that kind of harshness is typically reserved for large-scale smut distributors, with the authorities being willing to wink at the five thousand videos of ebony amateurs that your iPhone is crammed with! Got a trip to the Middle Kingdom all planned out? Then just download all the porn you like and act so innocent that the authorities would never bother to ask why you got four big jars of Vaseline in your luggage!