BellaCia

BellaCia

    If you are tired of watching porn and jerking off alone, then you most likely are craving the real thing. You want some escort to strap her backpack and come fucking your brains to sanity. Here comes your little challenge. You know what you want but you have no clue on how to get a good pussy to fuck. It's actually easier than you think it is and that’s why I‘m the pornguy and your cock guide.

    Well, you’re really just one click away from getting the best sex of your life with a site like the one I’ll be reviewing today. Brazil is full of escort sites and it can get confusing. So, to save you the stress, I have taken the time to write you a Bellacia review. Remember I said you are only one click away from dick salvation. So, is Bellacia.com.br what you should be clicking on? Well serve this review to your stiff rod to find out, pussy lover.

More Than What Meets The Eyes

    Bellacia keeps it really simple with their homepage. You have to take a closer look to know it is an escort site. You can actually open the site in public without feeling uncomfortable, that's as long as you remain on their neat and decent homepage. But nobody goes to an escort site looking for what's decent. We all want to see some naughty girls showing us their tits and clits and that’s just our fuck loving biology at work.

    While the homepage here might be decent, you don't want to click on any of the buttons under the explore your state category located as you scroll down the page in public. Choosing a state immediately transforms the site to what you really want- a haven full of sluts begging to lodge your dick in their holes.

    Like many sites, Bellacia groups their escorts based on location so you can find the cunts closest to you. I understand you get so horny that you don't feel like sparing the eternity it takes to scroll down the homepage in search of your city. Well, you can tow your testicles along the easier path and type in your city in the search box at the top of the page. This will immediately lead you directly to the escorts in your own city. Being in a haste is completely justified masturbation mate, besides, you don't come to escort sites to play modest but to connect with a pussy good enough to bang.

    The site also contains a blog which I think is a good idea but I don't think I will be reading any of their articles. I want to shag pussies till they piss. But if you are the type that loves reading, feel free. Overall, the Bellacia homepage is pretty well arranged and finding your way around shouldn't be a problem.

I Think I Need More Options

    For an escort site that claims to play host to escorts from all over Brazil I was not impressed with the number of escorts on display. Down the homepage there’s an announcement that says there are a thousand escorts available on the site, but as I searched for escorts state by state, I just had to doubt they have the numbers they claim to. Some cities have only a single escort ad while some others don’t even have a single escort.

    The chances that you will find the type of slut you like is very slim. Bellacia claims to have been active since 2011. That's more than a decade of operation, yet the site is as good as empty. Or have Brazilian pussies gotten extinct? The site also claims to have 8 million monthly views, another number I seriously doubt looking at the near nakedness of this Brazilian slut corner. Places like Sao Paulo have just about 75 escorts. This number seems high for the site but when compared with most other escort sites that’s definitely not impressive.

    Escort profiles are a little detailed with prices indicated. Some escorts are verified but again with how few they are it's funny that most of them are unverified. Phone numbers are provided to contact an escort you are interested in fucking. From my experience I will be quite surprised if you manage to find one. If you do find one, I expect her to be fully booked so you might have to wait in line.

    There are also male escort ads here. This is good for women looking for dicks to mow their overgrown pussy lawns. However the number of male escorts too is quite low. In essence, finding a companion on Bellacia.com.br could prove to be a very frustrating task and getting laid from here will most likely be a battle of the fastest dicks.

Costing Cunts

    Well, as regards going rates, the few escorts on the site charge the normal rate you will see on most Brazilian escort sites and that’s anywhere between BRL 100/ 20 USD to BRL 500/ 96 USD. Some even charge more. And although a cheaper price isn't an incentive to go through the torture of looking for an escort here, these rates are pretty cool for the cunt class here.

O Que Eu Acho

    The site design is probably the best part of Bellacia.com.br. Every other thing is frustrating. I had to scroll for endless hours to find an escort that matches my taste. It's almost impossible to locate an escort close to you on Bellacia and, if you do, chances are she’ll have a queue of dicks waiting in line already. Searching for escorts here is a complete waste of time, eat your boners instead.