SexualStories

SexualStories.club

    Tenha uma educação obscena e indecente com a minha análise do SexualStories.club, que está aqui. 

    Listen up you keyboard warriors, if you’re the kind of wanker who is sick of real pussies so you lock your door, crack open a warm beer, and jerk off to strangers typing about imaginary fucking, then this review should be treated as your guide in these times . This is obviously a sex story site, meaning there will probably be zero videos, zero pictures, only walls of text written by virgins and divorcees who think they’re the Shakespeare of blowjobs and smut.

    I’ve got a date with this site and even though I’d rather be getting physically choked out by the thick thighs of the women in my harem, I’m here for y’all.

Thousands of Stories Written by People Who’ve Never Touched a Tit

    I opened the homepage and almost laughed my balls off. Plain white background like a hospital waiting room, boring blue links, and a banner that says “Free Sex Stories – Updated Daily” like they’re proud of this garbage. Categories on the left read like a pervert’s grocery list: Incest, Cheating Wives, Group Sex, Gay Male, Lesbian, Anal, First Time, Teen, and of course the classic “Erotic Horror” because nothing gets y’all harder than reading about demon tentacles while crying.

    I once spent an entire day reading a 62-chapter epic about a guy slowly turning his neighbor’s wife into a cock-hungry slave while the husband watched football. So you can say I have experience with these type of sites. By chapter 40 she was begging for anal in the laundry room and I was begging for death. Another story took 18 pages just to get to the first kiss, my dick aged ten years. One author calls cum “baby batter” and I want to strangle him with his own keyboard.

Escritores profissionais sofrem de overdose de Viagra?

    Well, these aren’t professional writers. These are your uncle Larry after six beers, that quiet kid from high school who now lives in his mom’s basement, and horny housewives who think “throbbing member” is peak literature. You’ve got 50-part sagas about a guy banging his entire family on Christmas morning, 800-word quickies about getting a handjob in a movie theater, and stories so poorly spelled I needed a translator just to figure out if the chick was sucking dick or eating soup.

    The top stories “right now” were some smut called “Mom’s Sleeping Pills Finally Worked” (guess what happens), “Watching My Wife With the Neighbor’s Dog” (yes, really), and “Daddy’s Little Cumslut Turns 18.” The authors have usernames like BigDaddy69, CumQueen1972, and ILoveMySister420. You can literally smell the loneliness through the screen.

Ler em vez de assistir? O que você é, um cavalheiro vitoriano?

    There’s no video, no audio, no nudes, nothing. Just text. Thousands of pages of it. Some stories are one paragraph, some are novel-length with chapters and cliffhangers like the author thinks they’re getting a Netflix deal. You’ll be ten pages into some “brother catches sister masturbating” epic and realize you’ve been edging for forty-five minutes to Comic Sans letters. My dick was confused the whole time. Am I reading? Am I nutting? Who the fuck am I anymore?

    You can sort by category, date, most viewed, or top rated. The “most viewed” section has stories with millions of reads which means millions of you sick bastards are out there rubbing one out to the same poorly written mommy fantasy. There’s a search bar if you’re desperate for that one story about the babysitter and the pizza guy from 2017.

Anúncios por aí para espantar sua masturbação elegante?

    No pop-ups, no banners, no nothing. The site is clean as fuck, which means you have zero excuses when your mom walks in and sees you reading paragraph 47 of “Breeding My Best Friend’s Daughter.” You can’t even blame an ad. It’s just you, your hand, and 6,000 words about a stepdaughter calling you “Daddy” while she rides you in the family pool.

    You can comment, rate, and even message the authors like a creep. Some of these writers respond and beg you to read their next chapter. One guy told me he writes while wearing his sister’s panties. I didn’t ask how he knew they were hers.

    If regular porn isn’t cutting it anymore and you need 10,000 words of some dude describing his aunt’s tits in excruciating detail to finally cum, then congratulations, you’ve hit rock bottom and this is your new home. I hate this site. I hate the authors. I hate myself for finishing twice to a story called “The Family That Fucks Together Stays Together.”

O que o cara do pornô pensa sobre o SexualStories.club

    This site is basically the bottom of the barrel scraped clean and then pissed in. It’s not porn, it’s mental illness in text form. You’ll start reading one “quick” story and four hours later you’re fifty chapters deep into some guy fucking his entire office, your dick is raw, your eyes hurt, and you’ve forgotten what sunlight feels like.

    If you’re a lover of written smut, my advice is to close this site, go touch grass, call a real woman, do anything else. But you probably won’t. You’re gonna propose to this shit and come back tonight when you’re drunk and in looking for words to fill the holes and void.