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AssOAss.com

It is the season of curves and you are welcome to my assoass.com review. Ass has been trending for a few years now, from women going through life-threatening procedures like BBL and liposuction to have some ass and the right curves. I never understood why but on visiting this site, I perfectly understand now. This site mainly exists to celebrate the holy trinity of curves that you’d think you have hit the jackpot pot but no my friend, this is all about rear-end reverence. Strap in and maybe stretch first, because this site has enough ass to make a yoga instructor jealous.

Love at first jiggle

    Before you can even see a butt, this site politely but firmly lets you know that this is an adult site and children are not allowed. Once you clear that you are above 18, you are allowed entry. You know how some websites claim to be fully dedicated to booty content but after two clicks, you realize that they serve lukewarm leftovers? I don’t think that is the case here cause from the home page, it’s a full-on ass worship center. The louvre of smackable cheeks and jiggly derrières. Before we get into the content, let’s look at the home page in its entirety. The site title sits in bold yellow and white letters at the top left like it is lighting up the booty parade.

The top right corner has a couple of little icons, one for toggling gender preferences because not everyone is here for the same kind of cheeks and the second one is like a settings feature that lets you switch between light and dark modes, change thumbnail size and there’s even a premium switch if you have some bucks to throw around for jiggles. The search bar is right below it and prompts you to search all 56 million videos available on the site. Crazy right? Even if you quit your job and dedicate your whole day to watching the content on this site, you wouldn’t even be done in a few years but we know you can’t quit else you won’t have enough money to pay your porn subscription anymore.

Booty Buffet

    The menu option is on the left of the title and drops a dialog box that lists popular videos, top-rated videos, categories, pornstars, and the sites network. You can easily navigate the site and see what it has to offer from here. The thumbnails are lined in twos on the homepage according to categories and I can tell you for free that there are a lot. I kept scrolling and I could count hundreds of categories before I reached the bottom page. From Latina to ebony, anal, Africa, homemade, mom, and so on.

Click on any category thumbnail and you are taken to a page with millions of video previews. Each thumbnail is loaded with details like eating, timestamp, site source, upload date, resolution tag(HD or 4K if you are lucky), and even how long ago it was posted. But all these details are like reading the nutritional label on junk food. Nobody cares, I am not here to guard how healthy I am eating, but to just eat. I don’t care if I eat filth at this point just give me some ass. Why else will I enter a site named assoass.com?

The Great Redirect

    Here’s the bummer; the videos are not hosted directly here. This site is the directory of big booty content. It pulls clips from bigger sites like Xhamster, Eporner, Faphouse, etc. So once you click on a video thumbnail, you are whisked faster than you can finish spelling your name. The good thing about this redirect is that it takes you exactly where you are supposed to be. I have encountered sites that made me browse through thumbnails only to redirect me to the homepage of the new site and I had to begin my quest all over again. Do you feel it is tiring? No, it is wickedness.

It’s a good box. On one hand, you are getting videos from many corners of the booty verse, on the other, you are enjoying the ad-free experience and crisp clear videos. There’s a lot of bouncing, clapping, and jiggling going on that you would have been satisfied even if you had to climb 10 mountains to get here. Don’t ask me if they are real or not, just take the jiggle and be good.

For the loyalists who have a favorite performer, whose hips you could recognize from a mile away, I raise to you, a site whose search button works. If big booty is your religion, you have your church, mosque, and temple rolled into one for free. It’s massive and an easy way to get lost in.

What the porn Guy thinks of assoass.com

Look, if you are looking for something subtle, you are in the wrong review. This hell is all about big, unapologetic, physics-defying ass. But bro, it is free and it has got more booty than a beach in summer and you can watch it as you please, with dark/light mode and preferred sexuality. My advice is to keep a bottle of water nearby and 911 on speed dial because the only real risk is forgetting to eat, sleep, or hydrate. It’s the kind of smut that knocks post-nut clarity out of your head