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Asstr.info

    Для сайта с историями о сексе Asstr.info название преступно неверное. Это место больше похоже на европейский технологический институт, стремящийся раскрыть секреты атома или космонавтики, чем на место, где можно почитать, как огромные стояки могут подействовать на киски красоток, красоток и, кому не повезло, африканских скальных питонов!

    Вот мой отзыв об Asstr.info. Читайте этот обзор сайта с историями о сексе и рыдайте, как вы плакали, когда половина девушек на вашей улице одновременно забеременели от вас!

Забронируйте хороший секс на сайтах с историями о сексе!

    We have all been to sex story sites at least once, right? These kinds of places don’t have videos or images that you can pull out your artillery piece and wank to. Instead, their main assets are stacks of well-written stories that are as erotic as they are potently cock-erecting and soul-enriching.

    Sure, such sites are not for all and many don’t like them because they require reading and using the imagination, but they do a great job of stimulating the hell out of the mind and brain. And that’s why they are fucking essential. Plus there’s the fact that there are stories you can read on such sites that apart from being exhilarating ASF, can change how you see stuff and interact with people who have holes you wanna stuff your boner into and crow!

But enough of the soliloquizing. Let’s kick off this sex story site review.

    Asstr.info — совершенно безликий сайт. Но всё очень хорошо организовано и выглядит стильно. Мне не нравится отсутствие ярких красок и ярких деталей, но в остальном сайт великолепен и мастерски выполнен.

    There is no logo as such, but the site motto is “The New ASSTR Story Site”. That presumably refers to the fact that Asstr has shed its old reputation of pandering to pedophiles and hosting erotic literature featuring kids and teens. The stories here are apparently better curated. But there’s still stuff featuring teens and kids, and you don’t have to look hard to find them.

    Expectedly, there are links to different kinds of content on the homepage. No dates can be seen though, so it is not immediately obvious if it’s the most recent, random, or popular stuff that’s on the homepage. Titles on the homepage at the time of this review included the likes of Doggie Doctor, What A Sucking Stepmom and Allison Hosted A Weekend Orgy and there were 137 pages of content at the time of this review. But as I said, nothing here is dated, and unless you are holding the site admin by the balls and got your pecker so far up his ass it could count his ribs, there’s no real way to tell how many uploads happen here per week or month and when exactly content uploading kicked off.

    User options include Home and Archives tabs and there’s an About Us at the top right. The archives are alphabetically arranged and can’t be sorted by date or popularity. And yeah, that sucks sheep balls in Cayenne pepper sauce!

    Кроме того, справа на главной странице отображаются заголовки последних публикаций, а также базовое меню поиска и несколько категорий и тегов. Однако в списке всего 5 категорий, и это не так уж и важно, как выиграть в лотерею, а потом отскоблить задницу до крови наждачной бумагой и прыгнуть в бассейн с акулами!

Секс — это, конечно, вся история!

    Got a thing for XXX parodies of the hentai or Brazzers variety? Well, there's a Celeb TV Parody category here with titles like Feeling Hermione, Natalie The Hoe, Hard Fucking In Rock City, Jennifer Lawrence: Like A Good Neighbor, and Dr. Who: Clara and Me that might be right up your alley, if you know what I mean. There’s also a Taboo section with titles like Anal Secretaries, My Next Door Neighbor and Daughter, Sex With Step-Daddy, Do You Think I’m Pretty Uncle Dave and Gangbang With Susan 2- Mom and Daughter.

    In the interest of this review and only because of that, of course, I read more than a few sex stories on this platform. The Hermione thing was well written enough and had Harry playing the Peeping Tom with an invisibility cloak as Hermione was dressing up after a bath. She caught his stupid ass, made him strip and had his 6-inch boner throbbing in her hand by the time the story ended. What would Professor Dumbledore say to this abomination, I wonder! And what would Ginny do to Hermione, when she found out that slut had been gargling Harry’s balls and begging him to cum in her and make little magical babies that are gonna be impossibly cute and certainly not Muggles!

    Stud Horse and One Slut was another story, but this one popped into being when I tapped the Extreme tag. This story, like some others, was in multiple chapters and lengthy enough to be turned into a book I might be amenable to buying. Believe it or not, but it was about a beauty who was in love and lust with her stallion. That horse dick got her acting all strange and stuff, not that I can blame her, because it’s almost been scientifically proven that horse dicks and BBCs can trigger severe cum fever in those that haven’t been privileged enough to have that kind of throbbing magic in them!

Что ThePornGuy думает об Asstr

    This here fucker combines a minimalist look with sex stories that are much better written and more extensive than on most other similar sites. There gotta be some seriously good writers churning out that stuff and I wouldn’t be surprised if they were rich and famous by now. The range of available goodies on this sex story site is wide as well and there are enough tags to direct you to wherever you want your imagination to take you.

    Так что да, я могу смело рекомендовать Asstr. Хотя он мог бы и улучшить ситуацию.